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Walked Right Into Their Thread and Bitch-Slapped All of Them

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Our big sisters over at Roll Bama Roll (they must be, since they always call us Little Brother) decided they couldn't cause enough havoc over here, so they decided to have a little Fanpost called THIS IS WAR!! They were in there poking fun at our man Gumptown Tiger (clap, clap) for criticizing them for all that non-football crap they put on their site, trying to be like EDSBS, so I decided to give them a war. I'll give them a war they won't believe!

At first, I wanted to thank them for all the attention they were giving Gumptown Tiger, but then I noticed something peculiar about them (other than their grammar and spelling). A lot of them had pithy little signatures after their monikers--I guess in an attempt to blend in with the rest of their cheesecake/beefcake TMZ pics and articles. Anyway, I decided to kick it up a notch and let loose with this while they all (metaphorically) sat around with a dumb look on their faces:

I appreciate you guys...enshrining Gumptown Tiger in the TET hall of fame the way you did. I tell you, that kid is something special, and there's no way that we could have honored him quite the way you did. Many thanks!

Okay: Q&A time with Bammer signatures found on RBR:

Alabama judges its team by national and SEC titles. Auburn judges its team by how many times it beats Alabama. You tell me who the dominant team in the state is--Nose Gad.  Alabama is. By five games...(and counting down) Got SEVEN???

With a female-IHOP, With the guys-Waffle House. With a female your pulling Wingman on-Taco Bell" ~ Comer4tide, on his favorite place to eat at 3 AM --Bama Returns 07 WEA: at the strip club buffet, where I met the little Bammer ho--why do you ask?

Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister! -- gomer4tide  Yea, but you let it go further than that, you incestuous little redneck!

When you are an Alabama fan you have to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because i want to.--bammer And they both hate you back for going over to their sites all the damn time!

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant, as said by Top Daddy  Don't forget bourbon! Blood, sweat, guts AND bourbon!!!

RBR's KING of HIP-HOP...--MrSpockJenkins You know, I got no answer for that, dog. You da man, mister Spock...Word to your bammer!  Moron...

I hate everything orange It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!--bamavicki That's strange, because that's the only color panties you own, Victoria--ORANGE!!!

So, you want a war? I just came into YOUR house and bitch-slapped all of you!! You wanna man-up (gal-up, Vicki) and come return the favor at my house?

Todd, you're not going to delete this or ban me, are you?

WEA
P.S. Hey, Jen!
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!

Glory, glory to old Auburn...

Glory, glory to old Auburn...

Glory, Glory to old Auburn...

A-----U------Got-----Owned-----Today!!!!!!


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So, what's the moral of this story?
A: People shouldn't be so negative towards each other
12 votes
B) Bloggers will be bloggers
18 votes
C) Bammers will be Bammers
42 votes
D) Don't F*ck with WEA when he's been drinking
32 votes

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WOW

You are a douchebag. Thats all that needs to be said. Do you honestly think you “bitch slapped” any of them. Those were terrible cracks. And do you honestly think any of them care what you have to say? Kill yourself

KAREEM JACKSON!!!! THATS MY BOY!!!!

by Bamabrave4 on Nov 26, 2008 12:30 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kill yourself???

Call this hotline: 1-800-GET-HELP-YOU-SICKO
Talcom powder will help keep the ankle bracelets from chaffing…You’ll be wearing ‘orange’ one day – jump suit style.

by tigerstripe on Nov 26, 2008 7:51 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks like

The title from Ahole / Sicko has been taken away from Carlege and given to Bamabrave4! Congrads!

Gotta Love those "classy" Tide Detergent Box Hats

by auskip07 on Nov 26, 2008 8:26 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WEA Bitch-slapped Kareem Jackson...

before he picked you up for your night of bammerly man-love.

by auburnrosco on Nov 26, 2008 5:55 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

Nice work WEA… you got called a Douchebag. That takes talent. I am shocked that they can spell douchebag, much less know what one is.

If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.

by WarDamnZach on Nov 26, 2008 6:45 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your ryme was...

AWESOME!!! Hilarious slappage. Unprecedented.

by tigerstripe on Nov 26, 2008 7:46 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I concur

the Vanilla Ice reference made it all the sweeter

Gotta Love those "classy" Tide Detergent Box Hats

by auskip07 on Nov 26, 2008 8:30 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AMAZING

I cannot tell you how loud I laughed in my cubical. Keep it coming!

Gotta Love those "classy" Tide Detergent Box Hats

by auskip07 on Nov 26, 2008 8:25 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Glory, glory to old Auburn…

Glory, glory to old Auburn…

Glory, Glory to old Auburn…

A——-U———Got——-Owned——-Today!!!!!!

No… AU is not going to get owned until Saturday.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Nov 26, 2008 9:08 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tried to join RBR this morning to respond to some of the comments

but apparently there is a one day waiting period to be able to post? I didn’t have that trouble at dawgsports. Must be cause RBR has sooo many members. Or maybe my name is already flagged.

by GumptownTiger on Nov 26, 2008 9:38 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you have to be flagged

I joined and posted in like a minute. The “Its War” post is getting good….

If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.

by WarDamnZach on Nov 26, 2008 9:43 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They shut down their thread...

If you can’t stand the heat….

Those guys are about as much fun as a Baptist Winter revival…

by War Eagle Atlanta on Nov 26, 2008 6:21 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just went over to RBR.

It was not entirely enlightening. There were multitudes of nonfootball threads, and I don’t read Cosmo, so I was a little lost. Then I found the ‘Iron Bowl Week: We Make Fun Because it is Easy’ post, and signed up to make a comment, but I have to wait 24 hours to be approved. I definately don’t put myself in the same esteemed category as Gumptown, so I don’t know what that is all about. I mean I wasn’t going to make them cry too much; it is Thanksgiving.

 In the end, it is not that big of a bummer. RBR is very pedestrian and they are all wrapped warm and snug in hounds tooth hats. One person made a comment about a ‘widget’ and the thread that followed were bammers waxing philosophical about using the word ‘widget’ and knowing what the word ‘widget’ meant. Seriously? How about some commentary on John Parker Wilson, and they should have fear of Kodi Burns, the delicious raw talent that he is?? My bad, they would rather transpose Kodi’s face onto a model wearing a dress. Stay classy T-town

by Tiger on the mountain on Nov 27, 2008 9:57 AM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

War Cowboy Atlanta

Aren’t you a little too old for this sort of nonsense? Good gosh, if I were your son, and I came across everything you’re saying, I would think twice about everything you’ve taught me about being a man.

It’s okay to trash-talk, but geez there is a line and you crossed it many, many miles ago.

by TaylorTot on Nov 27, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am too old for it...

…but I can lower myself to your level for a day or two. All I did was turn your fans’ words back on them, and lacking any sort of manners or education, they were reduced to blathering mounds of insults and cursewords—kinda like your diatribe response to the MNC thread. Once I got through all your insults, there wasn’t much of anything left, but I did address your points. I’ll have to go back over there to see if you responded to it.

If your only retort is to curse and insult somebody, you’ve already lost that argument. Even if someone does make you mad, heed that old advice, probably said by coach Bryant, and don’t let the other guy know that he hurt you; or more popularly, “never let them see you sweat.”

by War Eagle Atlanta on Nov 27, 2008 6:20 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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