Well, this coaching search is wearing on me. "What did the pirate say about the steering wheel attached to his manhood?" It's driving me nuts! So, I thought I would offer my own take on a recent Green Day hit to try and artistically (ok stop laughing) express my feelings about this whole thing.

This is called "Wake Me Up When the Coach Search Ends":

Tubby has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Like Phil Fulmer's come to pass
Ten whole years has gone so fast
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Here comes Muschamp again
Calling from Lone Star
Just saying no again
Because of who we are

As my memory rests
but never forgets the games we lost
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Tubby has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Put us in the top ten again
Like we did when fall began
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Here comes Muschamp again
Calling from Lone Star
Just saying no again
Because who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets the games we lost
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Tubby has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when the coach search ends

Like Phil Fulmer's come to pass
Ten whole years has gone so fast
Wake me up when the coach search ends
Wake me up when the coach search ends
Wake me up when the coach search ends