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What One TET Reader Went As For Halloween...

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Your typical Alabama fan! Hard to see the phallic heargear there. If I'm not mistaken, that's the Bear there on the left...

Okay, I'm sworn to secrecy on this, so don't even ask! He did tell me that immediately after, he stripped the shirt off, burned it, then jumped into a hot shower and scrubbed his chest and back until they bled. But they didn't bleed Crimson...

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There

is ONE clue in there that could give it away…

Banned in Boston. Banned in Bama.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Nov 22, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's Todd92

The phrase “I would have gone to Bammer” is found on the placard and in his TET sig

And, in a related story, this week marked the 5,000th performance of the Broadway musical "Cats." It also marked the 5,000th time a guy turned to his wife and said, "What the hell is this?"

by jd is legend on Nov 22, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was

thinking the same thing.

by auburn1125 on Nov 22, 2009 4:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pure coincidence......

are you suggesting that I would ever wear such foul? I hope not.

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 23, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"foul attire"

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 23, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Besides I have all of my teeth and they are straight and white.....

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 23, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The one thing in that pic that is real...

…is the teeth, heh.

Yousa makka funna mees, Izza makka funna youse.

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Nov 22, 2009 5:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Super scary!

And super funny! Kudos…..

by Tiger on the mountain on Nov 22, 2009 7:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's funny.

Too bad the costume won’t work next year unless he gets a new shirt.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 23, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Texas is going to destroy the SEC champ

I don’t care if it’s Florida or Alabama. The SEC is down this year, and both teams have struggled with inferior teams.

And, in a related story, this week marked the 5,000th performance of the Broadway musical "Cats." It also marked the 5,000th time a guy turned to his wife and said, "What the hell is this?"

by jd is legend on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Who has Texas beat to prove how awesome they are?

They beat one team that has won 8 games or more (OK State) and struggled against a 6-5 Oklahoma (oklahoma doesnt lose bradford the game is much closer).

36-0

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear

by Bham03UAgrad on Nov 23, 2009 11:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't the final score of UT/OU 16-13?

That is pretty close if you ask me. And I agree with you about Texas. They have not proven much this year. If people thought the SEC was down this year, they should take a closer look at the Big 12.

by Jumpn_JackFlash on Nov 24, 2009 8:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just personal opinion then

I’m right, though

And, in a related story, this week marked the 5,000th performance of the Broadway musical "Cats." It also marked the 5,000th time a guy turned to his wife and said, "What the hell is this?"

by jd is legend on Nov 24, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have to think that UA or UF will destroy the longhorns.....

Texas doesn’t have the defense nor have they faced a defense like either UA or UF.

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 24, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texas probably has the best defense in the B12...

…but it would be a middle of the pack defense in the SEC, about like USCar. They have a good passing game but it has been against other weak B12 defenses and they have no power running game. Whichever team(BAMA or UF) that ends up playing Texas(BAMA, BAMA, BAMA, please), should destroy them.

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Nov 24, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree entirely.....

and although I root for Bama every game but one I cannot root for them in the SEC championship game or NC game…..I have a Bammer brother who is an insufferable ass.

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 25, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texas so impressed me last night against an A&M team that got destroyed by Arkansas.

36-0

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear

by Bham03UAgrad on Nov 27, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

UF or Bama would mash Texas........

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 27, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texas

Ain’t going to be scoring no 7 TDs against the SEC champ.

Banned in Boston. Banned in Bama.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Nov 27, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this one is better

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What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 29, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 29, 2009 7:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He shoulda worn Jorts.....

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Nov 29, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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