AU 275 UA 11

Lighting bolt strikes the Alabama team bus and they fail to show up to the stadium

Auburn wins by default

After scoring on all of our possessions as well as ALL of Bammer’s possessions (pick-6’s, fumbles returned for TD’s safeties, etc…), the last play of the game consists of Ben Take taking pity on the poor souls from Tuscalooser and running backard to our own endzone to fumble intentionally so that some Bammer can fall on it. Such an upstanding guy, that Ben Tate.

Auburn stuns the Crimson Turds in Jordan Hare. Gene Chizik later says that the upset was completed to commemorate the last time the Turds (the reporters and the state are shocked by his use of Turds to refer to the bammers since he has been so diplomatic in every facet since coming to the plains) came into Jordan Hare ranked #2 in the nation (1989). Pat Dye gives a rousing post game speech to thank Chizik, his staff and players for such a wonderful gift on the 20th anniversery Iron Bowl of that Tiger Victory. He also coughs incessently causing grown men all across the state to drink everytime he coughs.

Wes Byrum kicks the game winning field goal with just three seconds left in the game…and no, we don’t pull a Les Miles because we actually have a timeout to take before the clock expires.

Hey, it could happen…

So, give me the key Lee, we’re on the Gus bus!
Set yourself free!

Auburn 20
Uhlabummah 18

WAR EAGLE!

and he shuts down the Turds running game…..we win 21-20

…everywhere else, it seems the AU fans have conceded this game. I expect AU to come out fired up and make this more of a game than last year. With that said, BAMA is too strong on both LOS. Unless BAMA screws up a lot and AU plays their best game of the year, I see it as something like

BAMA 28

AU 10

Alabama 34 Barners 10

The Chizniks are going to come out with guns blazing. No guts, no glory! On the very first play from scrimmage Chris Todd is going to drop back in the pocket. He has plenty of time and he spots Darvin Adams streaking down the sideline. Marquis Johnson has been caught completely flat-footed and is the very picture of futility as he watches Adams haul in the perfect strike from Todd in stride and race into the endzone. But what’s this? The play has been blown dead and there is a flag on the field. It seems Lee Ziemba jumped before the snap. Oh darn. Three plays later, Durst is punting to Javy from his own endzone.

It’s going to be that kind of day for you guys. Enjoy.

UA 41
AU 14

Auburn 30
Alabama 20

10-1 that Auburn wins.

Minus one due to the unlikelyhood of a grounded bus getting struck by lightning and killing all aboard (not to mention that in order for said lightning strike to kill all players, it would have to break the laws of electricity not once, but appoximately thrice, for the three busses carrying players:

So 9-1

Then minus a couple for the unlikelyhood of former players and coaches suiting up:

So 7-1

Then minus a few for the improbability of AU averaging anywhere from 10-15 TD’s per quarter:

5-1

Then minus one more for the fact that the events that transpired in the 1972 Iron Bowl will never and should never EVER happen again… to anyone…

4-1

Then plus one more for Gump’s reminder that we are, indeed, all winners.

5-1

Good showing; I love optimism…

Looking forward to the game fellas, won’t throw an exact prediction out there, only to say that I plan on betting some cheddar on Bama minus the points. I honestly hope it’s a good showing by both teams, so that the Iron Bowl will regain it’s level of prominence that it once held. Cheers!

Ingram gets then Bama rushing record Tate does not get 100 yards. Close game in the first half Bama up 14-3 at half.

Bammer’s cry until December and then Florida puts another boot in there azzzzzzzz !