Thanks to WAE for the correct link. Wouldn't want to have to shell out a fine to the OAN. Interesting article.

Now to make it to 75 words a little joke:

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After

a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and

that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.