I could create an “AuburnRulz” account and head over to RBR or the LSU Boards n tipe lik dis just to give the other fans Auburn material to blow out of proportion… I think I may go do that. I’ll give YOU credit for creating the “BamaRulz” account.

You’ll deny it, but people these days aren’t as gullible as you think they are.

When I create the account, you and I can become best friends. :-)

I grewed up in near Tuscaloosa. I ben a big Bama fan since I was a little one and my papaw and memaw taked me to my first game. When I was in high shool I had plan to go Bama but I had to quit shool cause my daddy gots his leg cut off in a monster truck acsident and he needs me to helps him on the pig farm cause he cants gets around real good no more. I eats sleeps and brethes Alabama foot ball. I likes NASCAR a hole lots to. Wen I aint pig farmen I likes drank beer and mudride and go hunten with my home boys cause it is show enuf some tuff work on the farm.

But I gots to go cause momma said dinner is redy. I’s tells you some more later.

ROLL TIDE

So I’s also likes to watch porn and look at girly magazeens. I watches alots of porn. When I aint watching porn I watch my tape of the 1992 Suger Bowl the one were Bama dominats Miami. I has a pet goat and his name is Big Al. Wen I gets my GED I’s going to go to Bama and walks on the foot ball team. I thinks me and Coach Saban going gets a long real good cause we both love Alabama foot ball and I can runs real fast cause I gots alots of practice chasing them pigs around the farm cause they dont like it wen I has to artifishelly insiminates them. And I aint never ben to no prison buts I gets to go and visit my memaw there cause she got in truble at wallmart wen they said she was triing to steel some tapes for her vcr and she got in sombody elses car but that was not her falt cause there is alots of red 1974 Ford trucks in Tuscaloosa.

Now yall done made me sad and when I gets sad thats wen I gets mad so I aint going to talk no more rite now.

Just so yalls no’s I hates cow college tech but since yall is intrested in my storey I going to tell you some more about me. My girl freind Terry says I gots a angry managament problem. I only did slap her 3 or 4 times but that was her falt cause I sawed her talking to her cusin Bruce and I thinks he is sweet on her but she said they only talked about doing stuff but they never did do nothing. But I still love her cause she gots the bestest bigest booty in Tuscaloosa and she shakes it real good. She loves Bama foot ball to and when I goes to Bama and walks on she says she going go there to so she can be a chere leeder. She says to me Billy Ray yous wood make a good line backer cause you loves to hit people and she is rite about that to. I do likes to hit people.

Terry is a shaken that thang and I gots to get. ROLL TIDE ROLL