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BothJay and Acid Reign have both made their predictions for the coming season. There's no way I'm walking out on that plank. My prognostication skills are limited to 4am phone calls to Miss Cleo and to the odd tabloid story prediction about Lindsay Lohan. Suffice it to say that I'm cautiously optimistic, but know that we have a lot of holes to fill. That being said, there's a lot more going on in our sport as the season countdown begins to near.

 

Kevin over at Fanblogs nails it with a fantasy list of neutral-site games in a host of different exotic locales. Witness:

 

  • Tennessee vs Virginia Tech at Bristol Motor Speedway
  • Army vs Navy on the National Mall in Washington DC
  • Texas vs Southern Cal at Estadio Azteca in Mexico City
  • Illinois vs Northwestern at Wrigley Field
  • Florida vs Notre Dame at Wembley Stadium in London
  • Auburn vs Alabama at Talladega Superspeedway

Can you imagine 165,000 at Talladega for an Iron Bowl? What if they could do that every 5th year or so? Who wouldn't relish the thought of slamming the Tide into the wall in turn 3 the 3rd quarter? Do you think Eli Gold might get a little confused during the broadcast? Yea, I think he would, too.

Star-divide

Looks like Auburn will pick up previous FSU recruit Aubrey Phillips, who recently lashed out at Seminole line coach Rick Trickett (no relation to Dick Trickle, but try saying it three times fast) and the entire program. The 3-star prospect from Olive Branch, MS had originally selected Florida State over Auburn in a close call, but now calls that decision "a grave mistake" and leaves a few choice words for his former position coach. There's a chance that the 6'4" 345 lb Phillips may get to play for us this fall if a special waiver is granted in respect to the recent sanctions brought down on the Seminole Program recently for infractions.

 

And from the news of the unbelievable, there is now footage on the internet that was secretly taken of ESPN sideline reporter and Gator grad Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room.  Although out for a few days, the story has picked up credence since ESPN's lawyers have sent notice out to quash anyone caught disseminating the footage and promising prosecution to the anonymous (for now) peephole photographer who performed the dastardly deed. I've seen it, and although grainy, there is no doubt that it is her. Before you make comments, just think about how you would feel if film of your wife, daughter or girlfriend got out.

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This isn't the first time...

…..Dick Trickett has run off O-linemen. If you’ll recall, when he was Auburn’s O-line coach, it happened in 1998. A week before the season started, starting center T. J. Dunnigan and starting left guard T. J. Meers quit the team.

by Acid Reign on Jul 21, 2009 5:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Aubrey Phillips is a four star recruit. Other than that, good post.

by war damn philly on Jul 21, 2009 8:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Meh...

I only checked one source…

by War Eagle Atlanta on Jul 21, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Erin Amdrews

When they find the dude responsible for this he’s gonna be in a world of hurt. What is it they say about a woman scorned? Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye dude. BTW I think she’s as hot as every other man in America, but what kinda sicko does something like that?

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jul 21, 2009 10:12 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't know how

you get that prepared that quick to do something like that. Let’s say you work in the hotel, and you hear that she is a guest. You have to go drill a hole and find a camera then stalk her in your concealed spot. It all seems so improbable. You have to be of that mindset to begin with, unless this is your livelihood and you’ve been following her around like a twisted pornarazzi! (copyright)

by War Eagle Atlanta on Jul 21, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can someone check to see if......

she was staying in a hotel that Chuck Berry owns? Hail Hail Rock ’N ROLL.

On the Talledega part……it would be funny to see the Bammers confused and wearing their Dale Jr. fan T-shirts and hats while carrying their #3 beer huggers. But it would be embarrassing to the rest of the state so in retrospect its a bad idea.

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Jul 21, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alabama vs. LSU in Baghdad or Afghanistan

Any objections?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 21, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jul 21, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

What about North Korea?

If hip hop is dead, then it happened the day that Dilla died.
-Akrobatik

by Bestjagfan on Jul 21, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bowling Green vs Akron in some abandoned stripmall parking lot

people would care about the same…and the playing surface may actually be a bit of an improvement. this dude can play the halftime show. it’ll be golden.

by suicidewatch on Jul 21, 2009 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell no, we won't go!

Keep repeating that to yourself.

War Eagle!

by KoolBell777 on Jul 21, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm...

is a hard thing tonput into writing

by orange&blue thru&thru on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Heresy.....

I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

by Todd92 on Jul 22, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

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