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Cam for Heisman Hype!

 

TITLE: You Don't Mess Around With Cam

 

 

Clemson’s got its hustlers

Carolina’s got its bums

And Auburn’s got big Cam Newton

He's a TD shootin' son of a gun

Ya, he's big and fast as a man can come

But stronger than a country hawg

And when the bad folks all get together at night

You know they all call big Cam boss, just because, and they say

 

 

{Refrain}

You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

And you don't mess around with Cam, da do da do...

 

 

Well out of north Alabama come a country boy

He said, "I'm looking for a man named Cam

I am a TD runnin' boy, my name is Mark Ingram

But down home they call me Winner

And I'm looking for the king of the stadium

He's driving a top Five Hype

Last week he took all my Hype, and it may sound funny

But I've come to get my hype back," and everybody said, Jack, don't you know

 

{Refrain}

 

Well a hush fell over the stadium

When Cam he come boppin' off the street

And when the runnin' was done

The only part that was seen was the soles of the big man's feet

And he was grinning from ear to ear

And he was flying in a couple more

And you better believe they sung a same kind of story

When big Cam left the floor

 

{Refrain}

{Repeat}

 

{Spoken}

Yeah, big Cam got his cape

And left the state

To accept the trophy in New York state

And deserved it more than Ingram ever did!

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Can't follow the rhyme for the life of me...

But I like the lyrics….you’re welcome for the inspiration

Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!

by Col.Angus on Oct 17, 2010 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Fair enough...

I just used the “Don’t tug on Superman’s cape” in the game thread yesterday after Cam flew for a touchdown and today it’s being used again….no problem you put a lot more thought into it than I did. Kudos.

Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!

by Col.Angus on Oct 17, 2010 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I just had to sing along....

I really liked the song in original form, and you did a great job changing the words around.
I once sang a song about Cadillac Williams based on a country song….
“And Auburn’s got a running game… Cadillac style”

WAR EAGLE!

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Oct 18, 2010 8:48 AM CDT reply actions  

I love the song too!

I had to laugh this morning when several people did not know the song though….And they were not too young to know it either!

by auburnaxo93 on Oct 18, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

As long as Cam doesn't run into Slim....

Upon moving to AL, I let my wife decide who she would root for. After one day at a new job full of Bama fans, she met me at the door with a hearty cry of "WAR EAGLE"

by SandMountainTiger on Oct 18, 2010 9:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, Slim's real name is....

Onterio McCalebb.

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Oct 18, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Able to catch squirrels..

Run faster than a speeding locomotive
And he calls SuperCam his brother!

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Oct 18, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

How long do yall think Cam will be at Auburn? Enjoy it while you can…..I doubt that he will be there after this year.

by Jasands50 on Oct 22, 2010 8:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Jumpn_JackFlash....

I bet you are a very over weight nobody that never played sports but always wished you had had the balls to. You get on here so you can talk big and pretend that you can kick someone’s ass, when in all actuality you can’t fight your way out of a wet paper bag. I am just saying thats what I get from you.

by Jasands50 on Oct 25, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I never said I wanted to kick your's or anyone elses ass.

I just find it funny that all you do here and at Roll Bama Roll is bash Auburn and Cam. It is like you have no other purpose in life. It is getting disturbing, obsessive, and just down right stupid. Even the posters at RBR think you are an idiot but you are to stupid to catch on.

But you go ahead and just make up whatever mindless crap you want about me, Auburn, Cam, or who ever since that is the only thing you have going in that miserable existence you call a life. Because what I get from you is that you are one of those psyco stalker sports fans that if given the chance would do someone harm. So if making up mindless crap about me helps keep you from reaching your “potential” then that is ok with me.

by Jumpn_JackFlash on Oct 26, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Jasands

You are a f*cking embarrassment to Bama fans everywhere. Please just STFU already.

by ProudBamaFan on Oct 26, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

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