Cam for Heisman Hype!
TITLE: You Don't Mess Around With Cam
Clemson’s got its hustlers
Carolina’s got its bums
And Auburn’s got big Cam Newton
He's a TD shootin' son of a gun
Ya, he's big and fast as a man can come
But stronger than a country hawg
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big Cam boss, just because, and they say
{Refrain}
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Cam, da do da do...
Well out of north Alabama come a country boy
He said, "I'm looking for a man named Cam
I am a TD runnin' boy, my name is Mark Ingram
But down home they call me Winner
And I'm looking for the king of the stadium
He's driving a top Five Hype
Last week he took all my Hype, and it may sound funny
But I've come to get my hype back," and everybody said, Jack, don't you know
{Refrain}
Well a hush fell over the stadium
When Cam he come boppin' off the street
And when the runnin' was done
The only part that was seen was the soles of the big man's feet
And he was grinning from ear to ear
And he was flying in a couple more
And you better believe they sung a same kind of story
When big Cam left the floor
{Refrain}
{Repeat}
{Spoken}
Yeah, big Cam got his cape
And left the state
To accept the trophy in New York state
And deserved it more than Ingram ever did!
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Can't follow the rhyme for the life of me...
But I like the lyrics….you’re welcome for the inspiration
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
Considering I have never read one of your posts, I think that was presumptuous.
The fact is I heard the middle name reference on TV several weeks ago.
Fair enough...
I just used the “Don’t tug on Superman’s cape” in the game thread yesterday after Cam flew for a touchdown and today it’s being used again….no problem you put a lot more thought into it than I did. Kudos.
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
I just had to sing along....
I really liked the song in original form, and you did a great job changing the words around.
I once sang a song about Cadillac Williams based on a country song….
“And Auburn’s got a running game… Cadillac style”
WAR EAGLE!
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I love the song too!
I had to laugh this morning when several people did not know the song though….And they were not too young to know it either!
by auburnaxo93 on Oct 18, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as Cam doesn't run into Slim....
Upon moving to AL, I let my wife decide who she would root for. After one day at a new job full of Bama fans, she met me at the door with a hearty cry of "WAR EAGLE"
by SandMountainTiger on Oct 18, 2010 9:51 AM CDT reply actions
Able to catch squirrels..
Run faster than a speeding locomotive
And he calls SuperCam his brother!
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Hey
How long do yall think Cam will be at Auburn? Enjoy it while you can…..I doubt that he will be there after this year.
Hey
How much longer are you going to obsess Cam?
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Oct 22, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Jasands50, seriously, you need to take the man crush of yours and get back in the closet
(not that there is anything wrong with that) :-)
Jumpn_JackFlash....
I bet you are a very over weight nobody that never played sports but always wished you had had the balls to. You get on here so you can talk big and pretend that you can kick someone’s ass, when in all actuality you can’t fight your way out of a wet paper bag. I am just saying thats what I get from you.
I never said I wanted to kick your's or anyone elses ass.
I just find it funny that all you do here and at Roll Bama Roll is bash Auburn and Cam. It is like you have no other purpose in life. It is getting disturbing, obsessive, and just down right stupid. Even the posters at RBR think you are an idiot but you are to stupid to catch on.
But you go ahead and just make up whatever mindless crap you want about me, Auburn, Cam, or who ever since that is the only thing you have going in that miserable existence you call a life. Because what I get from you is that you are one of those psyco stalker sports fans that if given the chance would do someone harm. So if making up mindless crap about me helps keep you from reaching your “potential” then that is ok with me.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Oct 26, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn Jasands

You are a f*cking embarrassment to Bama fans everywhere. Please just STFU already.
by ProudBamaFan on Oct 26, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions

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