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Are you interested in the Ducks? Yes, No, Maybe?

Hey guys, I'm a mod over at ATQ (Oregon Ducks Blog - addictedtoquack.com) and I thought I'd break the ice with you guys since we're all planning on getting to know each other very well over the coming weeks.  I think of this as our first conversation in what is going to become many over the coming weeks before we decide to go out on that first BCS National Championship date together.  Trust me, I'm as excited as you are of the potential for that first night together, but it may end horribly wrong too, so let's find out as much about each other as we can beforehand.  You know, I'll call late at night, you can slip me the note in first period, I'll ask Tim if he can ask Sarah if you are really interested in me.  You'll most probably check "Maybe" the first time, but we're definitely going on that date, you know it, I know it, our friends (SEC and Pac 10) know it.  So let's find out as much about each other as we can right now.

Star-divide

Here's what you need to know about the Oregon Ducks:

1.  I don't care what Lou Holtz says, it's pronounced Oar-gun.  Not Oar-EE-gone, or Oar-gone or Oar-ah-gone.  It's Oar-gun.  Don't worry you can laugh at all those Bama retards who pronounce it incorrectly over the years (especially those LSU nimrods when we kick their ass next year in Dallas), but make sure you get it right when you go to Glendale.

2.  Speaking of Holtz, all ESPN and media guys for that matter are a bunch of idiots.  Here's the list of ones off the top of my head: Lou Holtz, Mark May, Andrea Adelson, pretty much everyone at ESPN outside of Ivan Maisel and Ted Miller, and the worst of them all is John Canzano from the Oregonian.  Who should we ignore about Auburn?

3.  We only drink good beer.  You may be into quantity, but we are definitely into quality.  I'm not sure what the microbrew scene is like in Eastern Alabama, but in Oregon if you have to drive 3 miles to find a decent beer, you've missed a turn.  And if you can pronounce Oregon right, we're more than happy to hand you one at a tailgate in Glendale.

4.  It's the University of Oregon, not Oregon University.  So if you want the short-hand and don't want 18 people telling you, "we're not Oklahoma dumbass" write UO, or U of O and not OU.  We try not to associate with the Stoops too much.

5.  We won't bring up the SEC speed thing if you don't bring up the Pac 10 size thing.  We get it, for every pound you add, it slows you down a little.  And for every millisecond we're faster, the smaller we are.  Let's just agree that speed and size are going to play a role in this game, but neither you or I have the faintest idea how, and there are much better stats to bring up than your MLB's 40 time and our DT's weight... right?

6.  You're good and we're good.  Trust me, I'll probably make comments about how much better my team is than yours over the coming weeks, and I'm sure you're going to make comments about your team being better.  That doesn't mean I don't respect you for running the table in the SEC.  Bring on your arguments on why you're better, let's talk scheme, let's talk statistics, let's not talk about how you're not worthy of playing in this game.

7.  That being said, Nike is better than Under Armour, period.

8.  Off field issues are off limits and not relevant.  I'm saying this for both sides, Oregon and Auburn.  Anybody that wants to throw stones about "classy program" needs to know they live in a glass house.  I'll bash any Oregon fan that comes on here and says anything about Newton's eligibility issues if you do the same for anyone that talks about James or Masoli.  Those things are behind the team and us too.  This is about January 10th and not December 1st or March 11th.  Deal?

That's all I got for now.  I'm totally excited to even be in this position to be playing for the National Championship against the team I thought was the other best team in the country, the Auburn Tigers.  I'm looking forward to a great game and a lot of fun spirited conversation beforehand. 

So tell me what I need to know about Auburn.  Better yet, come on over to ATQ and make a post about what you think about the game.  You'll find a bunch of guys (and girls) that love college football as much as you do and are ready to debate the finer points of the game, or at least talk about beer.

Good luck and Go Ducks!!

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1. It’s pronounced AW-burn, with the emphasis on the first syllable. If you want to get really folksy about it, keep the “r” silent.

2. I didn’t used to mind Pat Forde, but he seemed to pick against Auburn at any point (Ole Miss? Really?!) just to forward his pro-Boise agenda. So F that guy. Lou Holtz has always had something against Auburn, I’m not really sure what. Also, we hate Pete Thamel, Thayer Evans, and Mike Bianchi with the passion of a thousand suns. Also, because I thought of it while writing that last sentence, I am pro-serial comma. What side are you on?

3. Alabama recently passed a law that allowed new microbreweries into the state (among other things…I don’t remember all the details). We’ve been very, ahem, 19th century about our drinking, and it finally looks like we’re ready to join the rest of the country.

4. Likewise, it’s Auburn University, not the University of Auburn. Unfortunately, some of our 2010 recruiting commitments didn’t get that memo (I’m looking at you, Corey Lemonier).

5. Deal.

6. I agree. It’s going to be an incredible game.

7. Okay. I don’t really know any Auburn fans that care too much one way or the other about Under Armour, honestly. I do know that some people think it will hurt our basketball program since our players can’t wear Nikes, but that doesn’t have much to do with this game.

8. Sounds good to me!

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:13 AM CST reply actions  

awesome, awesome awesome. Now what is up with this?

We’ve been very, ahem, 19th century about our drinking,

Does that mean moonshine and hard liquor or Budweiser and Miller Lite. Because you know that one is acceptable while the other is not, right?

P.S. Is it wrong that I read all your guys’ posts in a southern accent? It makes it feel more authentic.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 12:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Both?

I’m well aware that one is acceptable and the other is not. That doesn’t mean I don’t partake in the unacceptable from time to time, to save a little cash and get the buzz going.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I am but one man

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Please

I beg you, do not try and keep the ‘r’ silent in “Auburn”. Having been born and raised in Georgia, but also having a relatively neutral accent, only those with a gentile southern accent can pull this off, and everyone else who tries just sounds like a fool, trust me, I know.

And you can’t forget the Old Auburn Alehouse. They’ve been a great microbrewery in Auburn for years.

by JayTS on Dec 7, 2010 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Not anymore :(

They stopped doing microbrews about 2 years ago. Saddening as it is, the microbrew scene is catching on in Alabama since the law was passed. It’s not hard to find a good beer, but it’s been hard to break old habits for most people I know. Personally, I only drink good beer or good whiskey.

by autgrfan on Dec 7, 2010 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

So, is it "Joedja?"

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Gawga

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

and....

Mis’sippi, Sackerlina, etc….but don’t try it in front of a southerner they’ll look at you wierd and wonder if you have a speech impediment.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought the second 'i" was silent?

Mis’sipp? Muzzooruh?

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

only in the movies....

and Missourri is not considered the south regardless of where their allegiance lay 150 years ago.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

the final "i" in mis'sippi doesn't typically have the "e" sound.....

but rather the “ih” sound. Does that help.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh sure.

We here in the NW are essentially accent-less. My friend from Brooklyn says we all sound like “TV people.”

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

ok

but tell me how you pronounce ‘creek’

by mgizmo2005 on Dec 7, 2010 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

whoops

so tell us how you would pronounce ‘creek’

by mgizmo2005 on Dec 7, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Like peek. Or seek.

Gramma said “crick” though. But she’s from WesCANsun. I don’t know what that means.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 8, 2010 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, Matt Daddy

I’ve got my ice-breaking thread coming right up!

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 12:13 AM CST reply actions  

Are we going to reciprocate?

Who’s going to go over and give the ATQ folks some info on our beloved Tigers?

"If you are going to be underestimated by people who speak more rapidly, the temptation is to speak slowly and strategically and outwit them." --Doris Betts

by clarityincali on Dec 7, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Pronunciation Note:

Mr. Daddy, while youthful and vibrant and possessing reasonable intelligence, doesn’t speak for us nth-generation Oregonians, who pronounce it “Ory-gun”.

The “ee” is how we separate natives from Californicators.

That’s all. HAND!

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 12:30 AM CST reply actions  

Quite so, Benz.

Lazy whippersnappers dropping syllables.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Three cheers for Californicators!

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 2:10 AM CST up reply actions  

This

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Matt Daddy, just remember to subtract one on account of how I also voted

to get to know Orry-gun better. (wait, does this mean I’m dating you? Eeeeeep!!)

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 12:32 AM CST reply actions  

Welcome to the family... I mean... you know...

We have played West Virginia and other out of conference teams, and I can already tell that if there is a fan base that we have to lose a National Championship too, it is Oregon. Loving the classy and fun exchanges between the two fan bases so far. It’s like how all the Heisman candidates become bro’s during the weekend, but unfortunately only one can take home the trophy.

Any cool / weird / sacred traditions of Oregon football that the common fan wouldn’t know?

And let me (sorry if you already know, I hate talking down to people this is just our number one question) tell you that our battle cry is War Eagle and we are the Tigers. Confusing, I know. But back in the day, a professor (get prepared for comments that will correct this version of the story) from the civil war era brought an eagle to our first football game against Georgia. The game was a 0-0 snoozer, and then the eagle started to soar around the stadium, and the professor began to yell “war eagle come down, war eagle come down.” And the fans were equally as bored, so they joined in on the chant. And as legend has it, War Eagle nose dived into the ground and fell to his death. We scored almost immediately after the passing of that beloved eagle. And “his spirit has lived with us ever since.” So there. War Eagle is the common greeting among fans who wear Auburn gear who don’t know each other. Please please please don’t say “but, the eagle.. and the tigers… what…? I don’t… why?” Please. We deal with it constantly with fans around the SEC who know the story and refuse to acknowledge it.

But yeah. Very stoked to get to know the Oregon fan base. Freshman year (I’m a junior now) I remember clearly talking to a roommate of mine, commenting on how for no good reason we just liked Oregon. Maybe it was the uniforms, maybe it was when your duck beat the piss out of Shasta, maybe it was how despite Auzten Stadium being a tick under (am I right with this, I don’t want to offend anyone) 60,000 seats it is still regarded as one of the loudest in the nation, but whatever the reason, I have always respected your program. Hopefully this game sparks a home and home down the road so I finally have an excuse to go the beauty of the state of Oregon that everyone seems to talk about.

35 more days. Let’s make it fun.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 12:53 AM CST reply actions  

Any cool / weird / sacred traditions of Oregon football that the common fan wouldn’t know?

Honestly, beer. We are known around the US for our micro brew beers. We have more micro crews per capita than any other state, city etc in the nation. We love our good beer.

please don’t say "but, the eagle.. and the tigers… what…? I don’t… why?" Please

Personally, I find that a cool story, thanks for giving us some insight. I can’t wait to ecucate other fan bases about it when they’re trying to be “smart” about it.

60,000 seats it is still regarded as one of the loudest in the nation

No joke. We just had a record crowd this year of over 60k (even though the stadium technically holds less than that) and we’re still known as one of the loudest in the nation. It has to do with the design of the stadium, but also the rowdiness of the crowd. We definitely love our college football and love our Ducks and if you’re coming to our house, you’re not going to forget it. One of my favorite quotes came from a Michigan journalist that said, “Autzen stadium is where good teams go to die.” I know the South feels the same way about their stadiums, college football and their teams too. Consider us college football cousins.

Hopefully this game sparks a home and home

Count me in. I know the game we had with Tenn sparked many great conversations and I’m hoping for the same thing here. I’d love it if our schools set up a home and home or even a meeting at a nice neutral site like we’ve got with LSU next year… oh wait that’s what’s coming on Jan 10th. This game is going to be great!!!

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I agree. This is really unfortunate (but as high school relationships go) that one of us is going to have to break the others heart. I can’t think of a better way to procrastinate studying for my finals then expanding my knowledge about other programs and getting the pulse fan bases. And if you are still reading my comments in a southern accent… well, I’m really weird, I’m from Cape Cod Massachusetts, about an hour south of Boston, so I have a weird blend of Philly, Boston, Southern thing. Depends on who I’m with. I get a lot of crap for being a Yankee. Anyway, that’s way off subject, but when you get to Glendale you will also see fratty-ness at it’s best. I’m not in a frat, but my roommates are, and when they travel to games, they dress like they are going to church or going to a Polo photo shoot. I don’t know what the frat scene is in Eugene, but it’s alive and well here. Get ready for a lot of Sperrys and Patagonia come January 10th.

On the football side of things (what really matters) ; so James and Thomas are the stars, like our Cam and Nick Fairly, who are the unsung heros of the Ducks? For us, my vote goes to MLB Josh Bynes WR Emory Blake and RB Onterio McCalebb.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Unsung heroes?

That’s tough. On defense I have to go with Brandon Bair and John Boyett. You’ll hear plenty about Casey Matthews (and his family tree) or Kenny Rowe and his # of sacks, but Bair is our bull up middle and Boyett makes sure he’s got everything covered deep.

On offense, that’s easier, DJ Davis and David Paulson. DJ is easily the best blocking WR in the country and does all the little things on offense to help us get yards. Paulson is under radar as a Jr TE, but all he does is catch 1st downs and TD’s. He literally had like 3 receptions this year that weren’t for either a 1st or TD out of 21. That’s just what he does.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 2:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Bair is the unsung hero

For sure. He deserves miles of credit. Kenny Rowe could make a case as well.

by HeyitsHoag on Dec 7, 2010 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The Willamette Valley has more breweries as all of Germany.

by HeyitsHoag on Dec 7, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Finally an explanation for war eagle.

And you liked us cuz “we’re your favorite teams favorite team.”

by sacduxnutz on Dec 7, 2010 1:00 AM CST reply actions  

My favorite thing ever is an Alabama fan that

brings up the whole War Eagle thing…. It’s always what the hell does a tiger have to do with an eagle? I always shut them up with what does a roll tide have to do with an elephant?

Also I have always rooted for the ducks for some reason or another. Of course I will not partake in any of that now. :)

I look forward to meeting your fanbase… I will be staying at the Hilton by the airport from Saturday till Wednesday. I figured win or lose it will take forever to recover from the partying. :)

by WrDmnEgle on Dec 7, 2010 1:09 AM CST reply actions  

You know what the weirdest thing about this matchup?

If for some completely unfathomable reason Auburn were to win the NCG (wink), I can already tell that I will get WAY, WAY more crap from LSU, Florida, and Arkansas fans riding the SEC coattails screaming about SEC dominance than actual Auburn fans…

Auburn fans seem like one of the classiest bunch of the SEC. How come you guys never developed that ego?

"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez

by TheGreatMon on Dec 7, 2010 3:18 AM CST reply actions  

Well… I would say the ego part comes from not having much success lately… part of a title in 1957 while, bama, lsu, florida, Tennessee, and other power houses all have crystal footballs… but more than that it’s more or less how we are raised. Never ever ever boo your team. Always treat the other teams fans (except bama, uga, and lsu) with respect. I dunno, just kind of how it is around here.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 4:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Never ever ever boo your team.

Amen. I had a particular beef with our fanbase a couple years ago booing Masoli during a particularly bad home game. Hopefully that was a one time thing, I hate that more than anything. I don’t even know how people muster the energy to boo, I just sit there in despair and drink (more) when we play badly.

by caguirre91 on Dec 7, 2010 5:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Why all this fraternizing with the enemy?

I hate oregon, i don’t care how it’s spelled, or pronounced or whatever. I hate Oregon. If al Qaida for some reason had a team with bin Laden as head coach, julian assange at QB and kim jung il at wide receiver and they were playing against the not so mighty duckies, it would look like i would be learning insults in Arabic. Before this season, i didn’t even know they existed and after having it crammed down my throat all season, I only want to see oregon lose….and bad, if only to shut up all their (extremely) annoying fans. So how about a little less “Why Can’t We Be Friends” and a little more “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor”

by Dan Barker on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 AM CST reply actions  

This ain't Missou boy....

Sober up. Get home, tell your momma that you love her, and you won’t do this again!

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Dec 7, 2010 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

forgive me

for talking smack about your opponent on your blog. Or in all this lovey-doveyness did you forget that? I’m not trolling, and I wish Auburn every bit of good luck in the BCS championship and next season. I just hate oregon and thought that their opponents blog would be a good place to find some like minded people. Guess I was wrong.

by Dan Barker on Dec 7, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

First, I was kidding....

Sorry you didn’t catch that.
Second, nobody says you have to like your opponents, free country and all..
There probably are some Auburn faithful that do not like the Ducks, your just the first to say so on this post.
Cheer up man, you can hate all you want.

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Dec 7, 2010 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool story, bro!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

A Mizzou fan trying to stir up shit on an Auburn blog about Oregon.

Classic.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 7, 2010 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

We need to get a Boston College fan to stir up shit on a Mizzou blog to stir up shit on Auburn, to stir up shit on Oregon.

That’s a lot of stirring!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure where the hate comes from.

……I watched good bit of the early season Oregon/Tennessee matchup. Looked like a pretty close matchup, then Oregon suddenly hit another gear and poured on about a half-dozen unanswered TDs. For the first 2/3s of the season, I’d see the Oregon score and be glad our porous secondary didn’t have to face that!

…..Beer is big in Alabama, but we’re talking stuff like Natty Light mostly. I drink only the occasional beer (maybe two or three a week.) I just keep a case of whatever I can find cheaply at Sam’s Club. Usually Heineken or Corona Extra. As to liquor, I smuggled a flask into the Georgia Dome. It was half Paul Masson Grand Amber Brandy, and half Rumplemintz.

……I tend to ignore the announcers on TV, unless they say something really ridiculous. The one ESPN guy most likely to do that is Bob Davie. We’ve also gotten a negative slant every week from Jesse “The Bachelor” Palmer. Lou’s set my teeth on edge for years. If you’re talking to him in person, I wonder how far back you have to stand to avoid the spittle?

by Acid Reign on Dec 7, 2010 5:18 AM CST reply actions  

Bob Davie during and Auburn broadcast this year

“I can promise you that number 2 is going to be touching the ball a lot.” Well Bob…. he is the QB and while we are at it so is the ball boy. It is his job you know.

Hating Lowder since 1993.

by pmikler on Dec 7, 2010 7:04 AM CST up reply actions  

A couple years ago, my husband told me Oregon was his second favorite team.

When I asked why, he said, more or less,
1. The whole bike riding duck thing.
2. Coolest unis ever
3. Then there’s that later, muscular, super-hero duck guy??
4. “Quack Attack” is funny.
5. “Anyway, honey, don’t you remember how much we liked the Northwest on vaca?”
After some thought, I guess he had some valid points. So, we started kinda following the Ducks. Can’t wait for the game!!

by aubgrad on Dec 7, 2010 6:59 AM CST reply actions  

3. Then there’s that later, muscular, super-hero duck guy??

I… don’t know what you’re talking about. Nothing to see here. Don’t google it, or anything. Trust me. It doesn’t exist. That never happened. Ever ever ever ever ever. Really.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions  

3. Then there’s that later, muscular, super-hero duck guy??

As the self-appointed resident historian of AtQ, I will give you what nobody else wants to talk about.

This was a misguided and cynical attempt to ease The Duck out of the public consciousness for Nike mass-marketing purposes (and possibly Walt Disney Enterprises out of future royalties, although this is unconfirmed).

The effort was doomed to failure because (a) nobody bought the metaphor, and (2) that was one fugly mascot.

RoboDuck was abducted, eviscerated, and his remains scattered around the Millrace sometime in 1999. He only lives in our nightmares, and without the damned Internets, it would be easier to deny his footprints ever soiled the hallowed turf of Autzen.

Lesson learned: It’s a LOT easier to change your livery than your mascot.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Fixed.

As the self-appointed resident historian of AtQ, I will give you what nobody else wants to talk about.

This was a misguided and cynical attempt to ease The Duck out of the public consciousness for Nike mass-marketing purposes (and possibly Walt Disney Enterprises out of future royalties, although this is unconfirmed).

The effort was doomed to failure because (a) nobody bought the metaphor, and (2) that was one fugly mascot.

RoboDuck was abducted, eviscerated, and his remains scattered around the Millrace sometime in 1999. He only lives in our nightmares, and without the damned Internets, it would be easier to deny his footprints ever soiled the hallowed turf of Autzen.

Lesson learned: It’s a LOT easier to change your livery than your mascot.

La L aLa La La La La La! Nothing to see here! La L aLa La La La La La!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 1:31 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahaha

God damn, robo duck sucked.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

You cannot prevent the spread of pure self-inflicted evil by denying its existence.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 8, 2010 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Damnit! I can’t delete this post! SOMEONE, PLEASE! PLEASE DELETE THIS LINK!

This is why we can’t have nice things, Benzduck!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 8, 2010 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh My Gosh!! That's AWESOME!!!

Wow, I don’t even think that P-90X can give you butt checks like that!!!

Sorry, I just can not stop laughing….hey, it’s best to get all of the dirty laundry out now vs finding it on the front page of TET. Ask the Ole Miss Rebel Bears how that went down!

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 8, 2010 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

They were dark days that we have tried to scrub from our memories.
You can’t look at that thing and not think to yourself WTF were they thinking!?

by sacduxnutz on Dec 8, 2010 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

… Benzduck, I hate you.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 8, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Better name for RoboDuck

A writer in the Daily Emerald (the UO student newspaper) referred to this abomination as Assquack. I don’t think it’s possible to come up with a better name than that.

by UtahDuck on Dec 8, 2010 4:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Never heard that before, but its perfect.

by sacduxnutz on Dec 8, 2010 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn, wish I'd thought of that.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 8, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

He looks like a mix between a Predator and Stretch Armstrong…..with butt enhancements….

by fdoubleprime on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

3. Then there’s that later, muscular, super-hero duck guy??

This was not a good thing. Please erase that thing from your memory.

by sacduxnutz on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 AM CST reply actions  

Beer? I stopped drinking beer at games when I could afford real drinks :)

As mentioned above, in east Alabama you have no “real beers” just the typical crap. Nowadays it is strictly Makers Mark and Coke, or Crown and Coke for me. My tailgating crew calls them “Jordan Hare Specials.” We have also been known to have a bit of Makers 46 on the rocks prior to heading into the stadium.

Just do me a favor… if you need a Coke while tailgating and want to ask a Auburn fan for one, don’t ask for a soda or a pop. We will have no idea what you are talking about. Everything is a Coke here. Even if it is a Pepsi we call it Coke… because that is what we want :)

If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.

by WarDamnZach on Dec 7, 2010 8:00 AM CST reply actions  

Beer? I stopped drinking beer at games when I could afford real drinks :)

Our beer is often more expensive than Maker’s Mark, and 22oz of 9.5% ABV can be just as good or better.

But I like your style either way. I just had Makers 46. Gooood stuff. I’m gonna buy a couple bottles later. One to store so I can enjoy it 10 years from now, and one to enjoy right away.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 11:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Sweetwater Brewing here in Atlanta

is a good micro-brewer. I keep a keg of 420 on tap. Don’t think it’s made it across that far west yet, but sample it if you get a chance.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I’ll go to the beer store I often like to hit and take a look. They have a giant variety. They pull stuff from everywhere, even things that aren’t distributed out here.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweetwater 420...

is a very good brew…..also try Back Forty brewery’s Truckstop Honey Brown or Naked Pig Ale. I have a buddy in Boulder that says they have both out there so maybe……

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

There once was

a time when I fancied Coors beer, but shipping it east of the Mississippi was bootlegging. Me and the boys here in Atlanta got thirsty, so we ordered up a truckload during a Busch race one weekend. Only cost us $5000, a semi truck and trailer, a black Trans Am, and the eternal enmity of the Georgia State Patrol.

:-)

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Zach....

if you can’t find a decent beer…..your not looking hard enough…..Back Forty brewery in Gadsden has a couple of fantastic brews and are sold pretty much everywhere in the state, Sweetwater out of Atlanta,Sierra Nevada (not exactly my favorite but still pretty good, you can get a good deal of western microbrews here including but not limited to New Belgium Brews like Fat Tire (awesome beer), Harpoon IPA…..too many to mention here not to mention the Import list….everything from Heineken to Kronenbourg, Dinkel Acker, Pilsner Urquell, the list is long. With that being said most people who know me know that a good Makers on the rocks or a splash of coke, or a good single malt scotch are always on my itenerary.

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Ducks!

0. Are you the Tigers or War Eagles (sic)?
You didn’t ask this question and I’m shocked. Perhaps you are well cultured in college football and didn’t need to, but I’m sure others in the Duck Nation don’t know so I’ll be brief; We are the Tigers, who SAY War Eagle (no ‘s’), and we say it a lot. You’ll likely never hear us say Go Tigers. It’s a 100+ year old tradition with mysterious roots- the story above is one of many, but the most widely accepted. There is a wiki page on it. check it out.

1. I don’t care what Lou Holtz says, it’s pronounced Oar-gun. 4. It’s the University of Oregon, not Oregon University.
As you’ve probably heard, we got something in common here. It’s Aw-burn. Auburn also has several affectionate nicknames, The Village, The Plains, The Barn. Also of note, we are collectively The Auburn Family (not a ‘nation’)… Also, I’ll go ahead and hit on one of your other questions. It’s Auburn University, NOT The University of Auburn as Lou Holtz like to slobber. We are AU, not UA, that’s the school up north. Lastly, you won’t have to worry about too many southerners giving your state more than 2 syllables.

2. Speaking of Holtz, all ESPN and media guys for that matter are a bunch of idiots.
Frankly, Just Lou. Personally I think he’s a slobbering egotistical moron. He refuses to say the name of our school correctly (and I know he’s been corrected) and he gets into mad spitting rages as to how we are going to lose every game we are about to play. He truely hates us, and it’s gotten worse since Camgate. If you asked him before the SECCG we were going to lose by 14 to Carolina. I’m sure he’s picked you guys to win.

Personally I like Mark May and Kirk Herbstriet. Since the SEC has a deal with CBS, we get CBS guys Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, and Tim Brando of whom I have mixed opinion of. Speaking of Non-ESPN sports guys. If you have Sirius XM, tune into XM143 (Rivals Radio) at 1-4 pm PT. Paul Feinbaum’s radio show out of B’ham. Everyone hates him and loves him, and his show is 100% entertaining.

3. We only drink good beer.
Having been to the Pacific northwest I can humbly say that we do not hold a candle to your selection of delicious microbrew. We are mostly unclutured bud light zombies with an ocasional Pabst thrown in. I like Sam Adams, and Jack straight on the rocks.

Question 4, see question 1. 5, and 6- I agree

7. That being said, Nike is better than Under Armour, period.
This made me chuckle… I have no intentions of buying either anytime soon. Poor genetics have made New Balance shoes my one and only option, and anything made by either company is vastly overpriced. That said, I got a Nike 3-1 ski- jacket as a gift, which kicks butt, and I plan to wear it until it falls apart. However, you have to laugh at UA coming up and making a product niche and catching Nike completely unawares.

I’m a life long Auburn fan, and have waited for this momment my whole life. I, like others in our beloved Auburn Family held the stiff upper lip to the snubs in 1982, 1988, 1993, and 2004, but it all comes down to this. You will find out that we have the most pasion for our team you’ll ever see, but are the most cordial, and polite fans you’ll meet. Even your most obnoxious fans will likely only get a ‘War Eagle’ and a smile. However, if you want to talk football with any of us, be prepared for someone who surprisingly knows just as much about the game, and even the Oregon program and players as you do. We don’t talk smack, but like our team we aren’t push overs- just as UGA fans. We say Waaaaar Eagle- Hey! at kick off, and will sing, “It’s Great to be an Auburn Tiger” at the games end- win or lose. I really hope we schedule a home and home some time in the future.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 7, 2010 8:18 AM CST reply actions  

#3

well if you want to talk about pabst…..

by Quack Patty on Dec 7, 2010 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

For the record: There is NO such thing as “Duck Nation.” We transcend boundaries.

 We leave nationalism to the renters up Hwy 99W.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

We do the same for the Turds on the other side of the state.....

Bammer Nation….Auburn Family.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

As not only an AU fan, but a fan of CFB in general, I've always liked the ducks.

In case you didn’t notice, AU is in the same state as a certain other university with 564 national championships and 962 conference championships (more or less). As such, despite the fact that AU is a very successful football program (winning or 0.500 records against all other SEC opponents except Bama and LSU), #17 on this list:

http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/rankings/all_time_team_rankings.php

etc.) we can’t escape the large shadow of that other school. So, as an AU fan, I usually pull for the “little guy”/underdog/whatever you call it. As such, I gravitated to UO to beat those douchebag “historical dynasty” programs from California. So, I’m glad to be playing y’all for it all. I prefer it to having to face fucking Ohio State, Michigan, USC, Texas, OU… basically the d-bag programs that seem to get in every year mainly on their name alone.

One question: What is UO known for academically? FWIW, AU was originally “Alabama Polytechnic Institute” and has very reputable agriculture, veterinary, and engineering programs. Lately though the business program has grown to rival those others, in enrollment at least.

by TexasAUtiger on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

We're a Liberal Arts School.

Mostly known for Sports Marketing (who’d a thunk it?)
and Journalism.
Hell, I graduated Poli Sci but no one cares about that school.

by Quack Patty on Dec 7, 2010 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Law School

UO also has the only public law school in Oregon, housed in a new building bank-rolled by Uncle Phil in honor of his father, also a UO alum.

by SouthCoastDuck on Dec 17, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome, Duck fans to TET...

Since visiting your site 4 days ago, I have reamained somewhat quiet here. Trust me that’s unusual for me. I have truly enjoyed reading all of the comments, and believe we as fanbases have quite a bit in common.
Questions 1, & 2, have been answered by many above and repeats are boring.
3. A home and home would be AUsome, if just to sample the micros.
4. Sticking points with both schools, got it.
5, 6, & 8 you got a deal..
7. I could care less. I wonder who will be the next upstart in that arena.

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Dec 7, 2010 8:56 AM CST reply actions  

Might be one of the few but

I like UnderArmour better than Nike. I guess I just like rooting for the seemingly “smaller” group. As a Youth Minister I can tell you that Teenagers can’t get enough of UnderArmour though. Cool post.

Love Jesus and then Football.

by revwhitten on Dec 7, 2010 9:02 AM CST reply actions  

What the hell is going on with the collateral damage here?
especially those LSU nimrods when we kick their ass next year in Dallas

"I know the quarterback has a strong arm, but...I mean the ball's not gonna outrun ME" --PP7

by LSU Jonno on Dec 7, 2010 9:17 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah, dunno where Matt Daddy's LSU comment came from

But I for one am hilariously entertained by Les Miles and am seriously looking fwd to the next season’s opener! I don’t think the Oregon fanbase has any LSU feelings, pro or against, as such, and certainly no hatred. It will be fun getting to know LSU next year. Matt Daddy is a very, very nice guy, usually classy, and don’t read too much into his somewhat uncharacteristic comments there.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 10:38 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been to y'alls board before, I know you guys are cool.

I’m a big fan of the Ducks. Easily my second favorite team after LSU.

"I know the quarterback has a strong arm, but...I mean the ball's not gonna outrun ME" --PP7

by LSU Jonno on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Now Jonno you know you love us.....

you’d better or your wife will have you on the couch.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just messing around...

I hold no ill will towards LSU or Bama for that matter. Don’t hold my shameless pandering to our next opponent against me. LSU finds a lot of love on ATQ.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Nimrod:

 a great-grandson of Noah and the king of Shinar. He is depicted in the Bible as both a man of power in the earth and a mighty hunter.

/ Why you don’t like Nimrod?

by Quack Patty on Dec 7, 2010 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

There's also a Nimrod, Oregon.

Head east out of Springfield on 126, up the McKenzie about 25 miles, between Vida and Blue River.

Good places to drop a line all around here. Rainbow heaven. Ted Williams used to come here often to fly cast.

Here’s what it looks like:

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 8, 2010 2:25 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

funny town names

There is a Slap Out, Alabama… outside Montgomery.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 9, 2010 8:59 AM CST up reply actions  

You are making me drool.

My husband was a guide on the Bitterroot River in Montana…..really miss those gorgeous Western Rivers!!!

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 9, 2010 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Was interested but...

Dude, in response to your article title, I was interested. Voted in your little survey. Was reading your first point and connected with the mis-pronunciation thing – hey, my last name is a bit different but I think people should learn how to say it correctly!

Guess we can get a bit too sensitive over petty stuff like that, huh?

Then I lost all interest in anything you had to say after I read “Don’t worry you can laugh at all those Bama retards…”

Are you serious? Retards? Are you a parent? If one of your kids had a developmental delay that caused him or her to learn, move, respond, etc. at a slower pace, would you choose to use that word? Sorry, I can handle someone botching my name up, but using the word “retard” in conversation, writing, etc. – well, I just can’t let that go – it’s insulting and entirely inappropriate and unprofessional.

This is something I’m rightfully sensitive about – you see, I have a daughter that was born with some significant delays. She would have been aborted by many parents. She is 16. She learns at a slower pace, moves at a slower pace, talks differently, has some medical challenges that many kids don’t…and is a joy! Life is different for us and, yes, harder and more challenging – that’s ok. She is a blessing.

I have a colleague that just came by my office to apologize for using the word “retarded” in a meeting yesterday. He realized how insensitive he was to have said what he said. He manned up and did the right thing: asked me to forgive him. Done.

Then I start reading your post.

Please understand – I’m a big boy and can handle that crap – but I just can’t pass on this. You need to man up. No need to apologize – just consider your words more wisely.

I have read plenty of blogs about many topics (most about Auburn football) but I’ve never commented on one. Until now. I actually had to sign up to add these remarks.

I’m looking forward to the SEC vs. PAC10, Auburn vs. Oregon National Championship. Should be a good one. It will be elevated play for sure! Hopefully your can elevate your level of play.

by wareagleinatl on Dec 7, 2010 9:47 AM CST reply actions  

It isn't REALLY Oar-gun

Or-i-gin .. It is like Origin if the the G was the “ga” sound of G
Or- i -gin

! get it, got it. good!

by duckyou on Dec 7, 2010 1:48 PM CST reply actions  

Or Or-e-gin ... Either are acceptable

I live in Los Angeles now, and even these guys have no clue how to pronounce it haha!

by duckyou on Dec 7, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Or-a-gun

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer Oar-gun or Oar-ah-gun. I’ve never seen the Or-i-gin reference.

Here is Dictionary.com’s
[awr-i-guhn]

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

You say potatoe....

I say effin spud……but then again I’m a heathern.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer oars to guns, myself. Ever tried paddling with an AK47? It’s murder on the forearms.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 8, 2010 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Ever try shooting a paddle?

Much more difficult

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 8, 2010 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not much for Oars....

my paddle has two blades.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 5:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Love oars and paddles.....

Really missing flyfishing right now, and after we moved away from WV, missing kayaking as well. Our next boat will likely have a motor on it…GASP!!!

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 9, 2010 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Used to go up to Gauley Fest every year....

paddled alot of the rivers in WV….paddled some out west but never Oregon.

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by Todd92 on Dec 9, 2010 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon

I comment here as a 68 year old Oregonian, U. of O graduate (1973) and, more importantly, as a Duck Fan(atic): I don’t know if it is the wax in your ears, the micro in your belly and brain, but y’all have really disappointed me with your diction lessons. Once and for all time, it is pronounced Orgun! There is no i, ah, or e between the r and the g sound. Now say it once more real fast: orgun (As in “I ain’t got a knife orgun”). Apologies to y’all at AU for all this confusion.

by DeGama on Dec 7, 2010 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

i am so sorry....

 I have said Oregon (do you have a knife or a gun) my whole life. I am so glad we have that straight at least.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

DAN BIRDWELL

by rn4au on Dec 7, 2010 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

what's funny

is that 2 weeks after graduating Auburn, I moved to Portland without knowing a single person within 1000 miles of the place. I tend to ignore most of the Pac 10 football when there is an SEC game on. I spent 4 years in Portland and the last 6 up near Seattle. My boss is nuts about the Ducks and he played Fullback for Oregon back in the 60’s. Of course he knows I am an Auburn fan so the trash talk is at DEFCON 5 now that this matchup is official. We have a lot of time to kill before this game though so I will chime in some more later.

by mgizmo2005 on Dec 7, 2010 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

Just for future reference,

the number goes down as the threat increases. So if you say “Defcon 5” you’re talking about worldwide stability and general peace. Defcon 1 means global war.

Personally, I prefer Threat Level: Midnight.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 8, 2010 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Duck fan here

I like to say AW-bun

Trail Blazers Check List Since 2007:
1. Hire new Training Staff based on restoring symmetry to physical body.
2. Replace Nate MicMillan with coach with proven success at highest level.
3. Develop LMA's handles until he becomes Kevin Durant 0.8

by loyal_blazer on Dec 9, 2010 4:35 AM CST reply actions  

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