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Having never played before and being separated by over 2500 miles, Auburn University and the University of Oregon don't exactly seem to have a lot in common at first glance. Like participants in a Vegas hitching, storybook marriage or a shotgun wedding, we've been brought together by fun, fate and force to be our nation's participants to decide the football championship in the highest division of play. Like most blind dates, we may fidget and fumble at first (just not in the red zone) but all we really need is an opportunity to break the ice and get to know each other. While technology is perfect for this rapid introduction of mere acquaintances, it can also cause one to really get off on the wrong foot or miss that chance to make a good first impression. So in the spirit of detente and good sportsmanship, we have this open thread for fans of both teams to find out a little bit more about the other. There will be plenty of time and bandwith to discuss the intricacies of what will unfold in Glendale, so let's save that for later and keep the level of discourse as high as the level of play of each of our teams this year. Everybody come in, have a little punch (but don't drink the Kool-aid) and relax.

While both programs don't share any history or have anything much in common, these particular teams do in many ways. While both exhibit spectacular spread attack offenses that lead the nation in output and both have dynamic Heisman candidate players carrying out those assaults, both teams have also found the pinnacle of success in second year coaches Chip Kelly and Gene Chizik. Oregon actually had great success last year, when they won the PAC 10 and went to the Rose Bowl. Their only regular season losses were that ugly first game at Boise and then a shoot-out on the road with Stanford. As many Duck fans have already said in comments here, Oregon underestimated Ohio State in the Rose Bowl and ended up losing that game--clearly one they wish they could have back. Regardless, winning a BCS conference title in your first season as head coach is quite an accomplishment.

Chip Kelly came to Oregon in 2007 as OC and his spread offense quickly led the conference in yards and points. HC Mike Bellotti was in the last of his 14 years with the Ducks, and retired after the 2008 season, leaving Kelly as his successor. Kelly comes across as a tough, no-nonsense, plain-talking Irish guy who puts his money where his mouth is--literally. My favorite story about him comes from last year and the loss at Boise. One Duck fan, disappointed with the results of his trip to the Smurf-turfdom, wrote Kelly a letter, tongue-in-cheek, asking for a refund for expenses, to which Kelly promptly obliged. To me, with his unvarnished and terse commentary, he strikes me as a young Steve Spurrier.

Many SEC fans might recall that Oregon's coach before Bellotti was Rich Brooks, who left Eugene after 1994 for a stint in the NFL before finally coming to Kentucky from 2003-2009 for his swan song, eventually handing over the reigns to Joker Phillips. While researching Brooks, I noticed that he actually played at Oregon State, but ended up being the Duck's longest serving coach with 18 seasons and over 200 games under his belt. The Oregon-Oregon State rivalry is known as The Civil War, and it's every bit as heated as our own Iron Bowl. Oregon owns a 57-46-10 record against the Beavers, so it's one of the oldest intrastate rivalries out there. The point I wanted to make was that I think with our own rivalry against Alabama, it would be virtually impossible for an alumnus to coach for the other side these days, even now that the Tide has done away with their Six Degrees of Bear Bryant prerequisite.

Auburn  has only played eight games all-time against PAC teams, going 5-3, with three of those games the last decade (two against USC and that one with Washington State. For decades, there were basically only two bowl choices for PAC teams: Rose and Holiday. There just never was a path for teams from the SEC and the PAC 10 to cross much. Oregon has now pulled even 4-4 with the SEC with the win in Knoxville this year, which even with a hapless first half-of-the-season Vol team, and in some of the worst weather seen since the Auburn-WVU game last year, is still a pretty tough place to play. I saw some of that game, and only once did the skys open up did the Duck offense finally let it really pour, beating Tennessee 48-13.

Anyone else wonder why Tennessee has the lock on playing PAC teams? Auburn and Arkansas both had their series with USC in the 2000s, but the Vols have played Cal, UCLA and now Oregon recently. Maybe one of the things we'll get as a result of this BCS matchup is a home-and-home with the Tigers and the Ducks soon in the coming years. Oregon has shown no hesitation in scheduling big-name programs the last decade, playing regular season games the likes of Oklahoma, Michigan, Purdue and Boise State--all in successive years. With a 8 or 9 game conference schedule during that run, that's pretty impressive to go tough OOC like that.

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So who are these Oregon Ducks, this most worthy opponent in what will surely be one of the highest scoring BCS championship games in history? Most Auburn fans probably know of the Nike connection and them having more uniform combinations than Emelda Marcos had shoes. We know of the clever ESPN commercials with the Oregon Duck and Lee Corso, but have you seen them play? I've seen two games, being one who likes to stay up late and catch the west coast games. And believe me, they've seen us, with many fans commenting on our frequent appearances on CBS, especially the last half of the season. The Ducks play in Autzen Stadium, widely known for being one of the loudest venues in CFB and I'm sure they're going to bring everyone down to Arizona.

We've had the introduction, but for more on their program, let's turn directly to our new web-footed foes and let them tell you something about themselves. I'm posing the following questions below. I'd like for all Oregon fans to answer as many as they possibly can in order for Auburn folk to understand you better and get a feeling for you as a program. Feel free to ask us anything related to your answers or make apt comparisons. And of course, we'd love to have the same opportunity to do so on your site, SB sister blog, ATQ, Addicted to Quack. I think Auburn fans are pretty much over the whole Cam-troversy, so let's see if we can put that past us for now.

 

1) So we're pretty much in agreement over the whole hating Lane Kiffin thing, right? I find that it's much easier to build a solid foundation of understanding by starting with the things we most have in common. Granted, we only had to tolerate him as a conference for one season, but his tenure in yours looks to be significantly longer now that he's found his next dream job. I'm thinking he will be Kelly's and Stanford's Jim Harbaugh's bitch for quite a few seasons, no?

2) Take me back before this season when you lose Jeremiah Masoli. Now it looks like no big loss, but what were fans' feelings over him getting kicked off the team, more like betrayal by him or outrage or indifference to Kelly's decision to boot him? Everybody happy that he landed somewhere (Ole Miss) and you guys landed in the BCS CG, or is there still some resentment there?

3) What was it like playing a nine-game conference schedule for a few years? Although technically, there didn't appear to be a tie-breaker for head-to-head when determining who the champion was, as multiple champions were still listed 1980s style (like we in the SEC used to do, too) but it did decide who was going to the BCS or Rose Bowl. Did you like getting a shot at every team on the block, or would you rather not have to bother with some of your neighbors every single season?

4) Talk to me about conference expansion. Do most Ducks view it as a positive change, or are they more traditional? Looks like you will have to play in Pullman every other year still, but not have to call on USC as often--except in the conference championship game. Where will that be, by the way? Do you think the conference was getting overlooked in the BCS because of the lack of a CCG?

5) Utah and Colorado. Is there good coastal property there? Seriously, is there anyone else you think the conference should have picked up instead? You guys played Boise. Do you think they would have been a good fit for the PAC, provided they changed that hideous field? Will the PACs always rule the WACs?

6) Any qualms about the makeup of the North and South Divisions? You guys look to rule the roost in the north for some time to come. Any sense of loss with none of the new kids on the block in that division? Do you think we'll finally get to hear Utah legislators quit bitching about CFB inequities finally?

7) Tell us your three biggest rivals. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Beavers are naturally the biggest, with Washington second and USC third. You guys don't seem to like Washington State a lot, but I think that's more because they're located in Pullman than anything else. If USC is your biggest rival from the new south division, tell me the next biggest from there. I'm thinking Cal.

8) Speaking of USC, was it basically a zero-sum game in the PAC when they were winning? Could no one be deemed to prosper unless the Trojans played in the BCS title game and someone else got a shot as the alternate in the Rose? I don't think I'd ever call an appearance in the Rose as anything other than successful, but after being dormant for 20 years, Pete Carroll certainly woke them up last decade. Hopefully that was just a fad with them. Does Oregon like having the one big team in the conference or would you rather have greater parity?

9) Tell me the Big 10 team you guys would most love to whup up on (as we say here in the south)? Okay, let's make it a little harder: other than Ohio State.

10) Do you think there is a media bias in CFB between the east and west coasts? If so, do you think that when the pendulum swung west, USC gobbled up all the coverage?

 

I look forward to hearing from you guys! Welcome all!

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1. Lane’s actually done a good job being douche-less this year. Don’t worry, his real douchiness will eventually show itself, but since he’s gotten the job that will get him back to the NFL his dream job, he’s been tolerable.

2. Actually, I was glad Kelly stuck to his guns and kicked Masoli off the team. Now, at first I wished for Masoli’s sake that he would have been able to handle his business, but I’m glad Kelly continued his consistent approach and showed the young guys as well as the upper classmen that no matter what you’re role on this team, you’re not above the rules and code this team has.

3. A round robin sucks, literally. Think about having to play all 11 other teams in the SEC every year, and then just subtract one home and one road game from that and that’s what we go through every year. It’s terrible and difficult, but there is pride in winning the Pac because of it (especially this year since Oregon is the only team to have gone undefeated in the round robin format… not even USC can say that, that should tell you something).

4. Conference expansion is great from a national exposure stand point. The CCG will be great and will bring the Pac on par with a number of other conferences. The only difference is that the Pac is still using a 9 game conference schedule (stupid schools wanting to play in LA every year… don’t ask). The CCG is going to be played at the top ranked conference team’s home stadium. I think this will be awesome, since I’m assuming most of those games will be played at Autzen :).

5. Texas would have been perfect financially and academically, but their a bunch of selfish a-holes so screw them until they can crawling back. As for Boise St, no way, they are a glorified JC school academically and the WAC is terrible. That would be like me asking you if Troy is ever going to be a part of the SEC.

6. I love the North – South split, just wish we could play only 8 conference games like the SEC. With a CCG we’d have to play 10 conference games and that’s just ridiculous.

7. I’d say the 3 biggest are 1) Washington 2) Oregon State 3) USC with Cal coming in a close 4th especially with the fake injuries thing this year. Speaking of which, did you guys have to deal with that this year with your up tempo offense?

8. I think parity is great, but I think it’s been there even with Carroll coaching, just that USC usually got the national media nod. The North-South split will change a lot of that, but I think a competitive conference breeds better football, and that’s all I’m really interested in (I could really care less about the BCS).

9. Other than Ohio State? Would you like to see another Statue of Liberty Fake?

10. Yes, there is a bias, but that’s just natural. That’s like asking if there is a bias towards American politics in the US News media. A lot of it is location and media based. I was in Florida a couple years back when Oregon and USC were both ranked in the top 10 and I couldn’t find the game on TV anywhere. Do I think it matter? Not really. Good teams will rise to the top, like Auburn and Oregon have this year.

Man that took a while. Now you owe me some responses.

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 1:43 AM CST reply actions  

Did you guys deal with fake injuries this year

Not so much fake injuries, but when Georgia players and South Carolina players were hobbling off the field, when in obvious amount of strength to get to the side line, the UGA / USC coaches looked like they were playing pictionary like their life depended on it trying to motion to the players to fall down. If you want to play a sport that involves faking or over exaggerating injuries, go play soccer. (Sorry to all 5 of the soccer fans out there.)

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Georgia

definitely faked at least one injury during their game with us. The entire Auburn student section saw a coach tell a player walking (quite normally) off the field to hit the deck while we were driving. We booed him and now UGA acts like we are horrible for it.

by kngry7 on Dec 7, 2010 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was there for that

I was going to say something about the same thing happening with Jarrett Lee and his wrist when LSU was in town, but that was when we were on D so I don’t think it really counts. It’s just LSU being LSU.

by SrWiggles on Dec 7, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, they were running out of time before halftime, so they got a few extra seconds because of that

Of course, if Bates makes the tackle on Jefferson, it doesn’t matter, and we lead 10-3 at half instead of go in tied at 10.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Missed a sack in the SEC championship game too.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

RE: Injury faking

I hate saying that players or teams are faking injuries. And I really hate listening to people in the booth on TV talking about it.

That being said, the only time in my football watching career that I was 100% sure that a player was faking an injury was that player from Cal against you all. He was obvious as hell. I don’t think that we’ve had anything that was as blatant as that. Some borderline stuff, but nothing like that.

by SrWiggles on Dec 7, 2010 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Burfict from ASU was worse. I think he went down on the field 5 or 6 times only to come back the next play or so. One time he came in the next down and hurdled a blocker to sack Thomas.
He is a scary dude, if he could get his head on straight he’d be even scarier.

by sacduxnutz on Dec 7, 2010 11:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.
Burfict is a guaranteed minimum 30 yards and 2 first downs in personal fouls. If he played within the boundaries, he would help ASU more than hurt them – and that is a frightening thing.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

florida

they did it one year. I think when grossman was playing. it wasn’t to slow the other team down, but to get a different QB on the field for a trick play or something. I don’t remember exactly.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Did not know that

about the location of the CCG. Interesting concept. Maybe the PAC learned from the pitfalls of the ACC, which has moved it’s game around a bit and still can’t fill seats. Regular home game ticket allotment for the leading team, or more generous for the visitors? BCS ranking used to determine top team before or after head-to-head?

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

BCS ranking without regard to HTH, I believe. Don’t know about ticket allotments, but I’m sure they’d be as generous as possible to the visitors.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

fake injuries

I don’t think we ever really dealt with them on the scale oregon did. There were a few isolated incidents…mainly UGA. Basically Gus is like a kid that opened up the most awesome robot toy ever for christmas but there was no instruction book and the buttons on the remote aren’t labeled. The first half the season he spent learning what cam could do. Now that he’s figured it out he doesn’t seem too concerned with tempo. Once he found that we could just run over people anyway he seemed to quit trying to tire them out. Our offense really kind of evolved over the year. The first 4 games was Cam wrecking fools, the next 6 were Cam and the rest of the RBs wrecking fools, and the last 3 has been Cam throwing with a little running mixed in. I think Gus wants to average 80 plays a game. I’d guess we are around 60-65 plays a game which I think is a pretty average #. We are lucky in the fact that we have a quick strike offense that is more than capable of grinding it out when it needs to (ie last 7:30 of kentucky game). As electric as we all want the NC game to be. I’d bet the under. These matchups rarely live up to the hype scoring wise (I will concede these aren’t normal teams). I doubt AU will fake injuries against you. I do expect that we slow down the offense at times to keep your O off the field/ rest our D if we aren’t able to match scores quickly. I am also curious how your O line will handle our D line. That matchup will determine how much you will be able to take advantage of our secondary who has been coming on as of late. We struggled defending outside runs early in the year, but have been solid run stoppers up the middle all year. If we can contain james we have a great shot to win. I know I’m stating the obvious on that one, but if our D line can pin their ears back and rush the QB it will be a long day for the ducks. The problem for most other teams is that they have abandoned their run game too early and played into our hands. I think CK is smarter than that. Good Luck and War Eagle!

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Whether they suck or not

Washington is our greatest rival. Oregon State is our little brother.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 1:47 AM CST reply actions  

Haha!

WE get a lot from Alabama. They only win 56% of the time though. I noticed you guys win by the same percentage over the Beavs.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Oregon and Washington have a long and bitter rivalry

It started back in the late 40’s when Oregon (led by future HOF’er Norm Van Brocklin) were tied. In the old PCC, the schools voted. Naturally all the southern schools voted for Cal while Washington lobbied Montana to also vote for Cal. Oregon fans were naturally bitter that Van Brocklin was denied an opportunity to play in the Rose Bowl.

Later in the 1950’s, Washington was caught up in a scandal that involved paying their athletes. The head of the PCC was the dean of Oregon’s law school so it was time for some revenge. All of Washington’s athletics programs were banned from post-season play. This is a highly abbreviated version but in the end it resulted in the dissolution of the PCC. Later when the PAC 8 was formed, Oregon remained independent for several years on the grounds that it refused to belong to any conference that included Washington. From the 50’s through the 70’s, the games often featured running up the score by both teams. For example, in 1973 the Ducks faced Washington to the tune of 59-0. Next year, Washington thrashed Oregon 66-0. Just last month the Washington AD called the U of O an embarassment, academically, which is funny considering the schools are similarly rated. He later was forced to apologize by their President.

These days the Fuskies are a surly bunch. They are desperate to get their smuggness and arrogance back but its hard when you suck as bad as they have for the past decade. I am banned from their SB blog UW Dawg Pound. You see, my gf is a Washington alum so I get to celebrate every win by banging a fuskie. Evidently they don’t approve.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

For me,

The Masoli thing was disappointment at betrayal, but that melted away pretty quick when I saw that Thomas could find and hit an open receiver more than 6 out of 10 times. I hope the best for Masoli so long as he gets his crap together. I really respect the way Kelly has handled his team punishments. Some are harsh, some are relatively minor, but they aren’t judged based on how important you are to the team, but based on the circumstances of your violation (or crime).

The 9 game schedule is a tough one for me. I like having to really prove yourself in your league, but our bowl prospects this year as a conference got jacked up in part by having to play 9 conference games. The Beavers and ASU both scheduled some tough OOC games that they weren’t able to overcome in conference. With USC out of it and Zona pulling a world class choke job the Pac looks worse than it is, IMO. That said, consistency was not a strong suit of the Pac outside of Oregon and Stanford.

I hate USC. Not as much as the Beavers or Huskies, but I still hate em. I’m proud that the Ducks are the team that is getting the nation to look at the Pac10 when the Trojans are no good. I want USC to be good (a quality USC is good for the Pac10) but the whole USC and the 9 dwarfs thing makes me gag.

I like conference expansion. For years that Pac has been falling behind in exposure, bowl commitments, TV contracts and every other conceivable tool for improving the conference. It’s about time we’re seeing some risks that may lead to improvements in these areas.

It’s all bias. The Pac is always the bestest ever. Just ask me and I’ll give you my unbiased opinion.

Taxes don't kill jobs.

by shenanigans on Dec 7, 2010 1:52 AM CST reply actions  

I suppose that I'll answer the questions that I feel I have a relevant response to...

1) Lane Kiffin hasn’t won all that many games this year, and has largely refrained from doing anything absurdly stupid. So for the most part, not all that many Pac-10 fans (except Bruins fans, but they are insane. Take a quick gander at Bruins Nation to confirm that) passionately hate him.

2) Jeremiah Masoli had always been a very mixed bag on and off of the field. I personally did not lament his loss all that much, but I thought it would have an overall negative impact (we obviously ended up much better without him) We had pretty much every offensive player returning this season, so if ever there were a season to replace a QB, this season was it.

3) A 9-game conference schedule is fantastic to watch as a fan. This prevents teams from watering down their schedules, thus provides a quality game almost every week. Obviously playing tough teams is a drawback in the current BCS system, I still love the 9 game slate.

4) We pretty much all support expansion. Our curent TV deal sucks, and expansion ensures a new one. Viva la Pac-12!!!

5) Utah is a solid program and a solid school, I’m fine with this pick. And Colorado is a good school and a perfect cultural fit. Hopefully they will be decent at football in the coming years. I cant really think of all that many other programs that fit the Pac-10 bill (solid academics, athletics, TV market potential, and no religious affiliation)

6) Our North division will be weaker than the south, and we may not play in LA every season. But expansion will be beneficial for all, and I am more than happy to concede an unequal conference split for more money and a better TV deal.

7) UW, OSU, Arizona. The reason that I am not throwing USC on here is because every team in the Pac-10 would consider USC a “rival”. They were a dominant team for a decade, thats pretty much it. Arizona’s fans threw bottles at our players and Duck fans in 2009, I personally despise them for that gesture.

8) The Pac-10 is usually about parity, I’m sure that it will remain this way. Even when USC was god-like, they would usually drop a game to a terrible opponent. The year we would have dethroned them (2007) everything went to hell and we lost Dennis Dixon in Arizona. Parity will always prevail in the Pac!

9) We utterly destroyed Michigan in 2007, so I have no reason to want to kill them anymore. What the hell, Nebraska. Lets beat up on the new kid.

10) There is probably a bias, but I have just gotten used to it. I never watch the ESPN blowhards ramble on about the same three topics all day every day. It seems like with the emergence of UO, the west has gotten better coverage as of late.

So far, my experience with Auburn fans has been positive, and thanks for the invitation to this site. I love your logo, but that brings me to a question…

Both you and LSU are the Tigers. Which feline came first? Who are the unoriginal ones here? Off of the top of my head, I cant think of another conference in which two teams have the same mascots…

I guess that my only other question would be regarding Oregon’s image from those 2000 miles away (as opposed to 200 yards away from campus). Do you see us as a gimmicky school with a rich uncle and whacky uniforms? A new and fresh power on the CFB scene?

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
LaMichael James will finally put the LMJ v Quizz debate to rest

by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 1:58 AM CST reply actions  

not just us and the lsu tigers

the sec’s also got both the georgia and the mississippi state bulldogs.

as for who claimed the tigers moniker first, it was clearly auburn. because tigers are indigenous to southeast alabama — i should know, i grew up there. louisiana, on the other hand, probably hasn’t seen a tiger since its purchase long, long ago.

and no one else in the country would pick a “rebel black bear” as their mascot… save ole miss.

speaking of mascots, please tell me you guys don’t have any cheers where you quack or anything like that…?

by JamesBrett on Dec 7, 2010 4:02 AM CST up reply actions  

We sing along with the theme to DuckTales when our band plays it.

That;s about as close as we get.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 7, 2010 7:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Serious question here:

No one ever thought about fans bringing duck calls in? Damn Miss State rings cow bells, for crying out loud. Duck calls would be cool.

No shotguns, however.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it's a staple

They even sell Duck bill shaped duck calls at the duck Store have been since the late 80’s. the hard core hunting types bring the authentic ones to Autzen too. shrug

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

we can yell louder than silly toys.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for truth.

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Our cheer is “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, I’m sure there is a breed of duck that quacks like that.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

speaking of mascots, please tell me you guys don’t have any cheers where you quack or anything like that…?

That’s a canard.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Early Coon Ass

Americans migrated from the swamps in what’s now Louisiana, thru Mississippi and into Alabama, killing the species into extinction.

Evidently makes a great gumbo.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure about the Tigers

LSU was founded in 1853, Auburn in 1856. I don’t know which team was the first to adopt the moniker of “Tigers”. And I really hope James was being facetious by claiming tigers as indigenous to southeast Alabama, otherwise I just became much less proud of my Auburn diploma.

by JayTS on Dec 7, 2010 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

As for Oregon's image...

I actually really like Oregon. I love the speed and I love that the playcalling never seems to change in regards to the situations. I watched too many games lost because Tuberville had a lead at the half and tried to sit on it with conservative plays.

My only issue with Oregon is the Coach Kelly. At times he seems to come off like a douche, but I think that’s just because he speaks his mind. Kinda like Spurrier I guess.

by SrWiggles on Dec 7, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions  

He is from the north east (Mass.) so he is going to be short and up front/no b.s.
Not being from the NE it takes awhile to get used to how they converse.

by sacduxnutz on Dec 7, 2010 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

It's so refreshing

to talk to a fan base outside the Pac10 that doesn’t look down on us like the lowest one-cell life form because we weren’t winning National Championships back in the 1950’s (yeah, I’m looking at you Ohio State). This is going to be such a great time getting revved up for the NC game with you guys!

I think it might be hardest for laid-back west coasters like us and gracious southerners like yourselves to “get” Chip Kelly. He is a New England yankee through and through. Since we’ve been with him for 4 years now, we really do get him and love his no-bullshit style. But I understand that approach isn’t always easy for everyone to swallow, especially at first.

by daisyduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I think I like him

I just have to remind myself that he probably isn’t actually a dick. He always seems collected and “Coachy” on the sideline, and I like that. I like that he can get up when his team is doing awesome, but doesn’t rip someone’s head off the rest of the time like Stoops or Pelini does.

by SrWiggles on Dec 7, 2010 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

i forget the game this year but the best clip is when our QB, Darron Thomas, threw a terrible INT. as he comes off the field, Chip Kelly is actually smiling and laughing. i’m pretty sure it was the 1st half against Tenn. the players love CK.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The thing with Kelly

He definitely can be a dick. But he’s only a dick to people who want him to play their stupid games, which is usually national media (and some local media who refuse to change). He doesn’t like to use coachspeak or talk in a bunch of meaningless cliche’s. He’s serious about his job and all he wants to do is win.

But for everyone outside of that select group of dumb national media, Kelly seems like a great guy. On a personal note, he signed a ball and a visor for us on ATQ so that we could put it up for auction to raise money for a foundation that supports children with a condition that my son has. There are countless stories like this. His players also love him because, despite what you may have read, he treats them very fairly. He gives them a chance to succeed, and if they screw up, he gives them a chance at redemption. If they screw up again, they’re done. He’s very clear about it. But it’s obvious that his players would run through a brick wall for him, because he’s made it obvious that he’d run through a brick wall for THEM.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 7, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He also signed

a visor that he wore during a game for a class project we did in psychology. He is a nice guy.

by BLAZERDUCKs on Dec 7, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I think the main reason he comes off as dickish

Is that he doesn’t have a lot of patience for people that ask the same stupid questions that are based primarily on perception rather than fact. I interpret his quips as sort of saying to the reporters that “if you aren’t going to take the time to research and know what the heck you’re talking about, then I really don’t have time for you, you are not winning the day.”

What is “war eagle”? I know its a rallying cry but where did it come from what does it mean?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

War Eagle

Here is the most popular theory of how it came about… (Taken from http://www.ocm.auburn.edu/welcome/traditions.html)

“War Eagle” is Auburn’s battle cry, not a mascot or nickname. The most popular story about the battle cry dates back to the first time Auburn met Georgia on the football field in 1892 and centers around a spectator who was a veteran of the Civil War. In the stands with him that day was an eagle the old soldier had found on a battlefield during the war. He had kept it as a pet for almost 30 years. According to witnesses, the eagle suddenly broke free and began majestically circling the playing field. As the eagle soared, Auburn began a steady march toward the Georgia end zone for a thrilling victory. Elated at their team’s play and taking the bird’s presence as an omen of success, Auburn students and fans began to yell “War Eagle” to spur on their team. At the game’s end, the eagle took a sudden dive, crashed into the ground, and died. But the battle cry “War Eagle” lived on to become a symbol of the proud Auburn spirit.

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by AUshorecm on Dec 8, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Ask Chip a stupid question,

and you’ll get a condescending, insulting answer.

He doesn’t play the game. He doesn’t think he has time to give reporters the answers that they’re expecting to questions like “What are you going to tell your team at halftime, Coach?”

I can see where he comes off as looking like a bit of an asshat. But he’s plenty respectful to sideline reporters who have done their homework and ask questions that involve some thought.

Being old enough to remember a time when you never saw a sideline interview with a coach at halftime, I can sympathize.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The Pac-10 has two bear related mascots.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Bear related,

Yet not the exact same name.

I completely forgot about the two bulldogs though…

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by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

It's easy to overlook Mississippi State

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

And their teams share their fight song.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

And a script. And sorta the same colors, kinda, but not really.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

History Lesson:

So, I am assuming that the ‘Tigers’ were these teams mascot since the very beginning. So in that case, Auburn 1892, LSU 1893 and Clemson (used to be part of the SEC like Georgia Tech) 1896…dates are the first year these schools had football programs.

I guess that my only other question would be regarding Oregon’s image from those 2000 miles away (as opposed to 200 yards away from campus). Do you see us as a gimmicky school with a rich uncle and whacky uniforms? A new and fresh power on the CFB scene?

My answer: Both.
I LOVE Oregon beer and Oregon wine…wish I could see what your tail gates are like :)

Welcome!

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 7, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

LSU's nickname origins.

“‘Tigers’ seemed a logical choice since most collegiate teams in that year bore the names of ferocious animals, but the underlying reason why LSU chose ‘Tigers’ dates back to the Civil War.
According to Arthur W. Bergeron, Jr., PhD. and the “Guide to Louisiana Confederate Military Units, 1861-1865” (LSU Press, 1989), the name Louisiana Tigers evolved from a volunteer company nicknamed the Tiger Rifles, which was organized in New Orleans. This company became a part of a battalion commanded by Major Chatham Roberdeau Wheat and was the only company of that battalion to wear the colorful Zouave uniform. In time, Wheat’s entire battalion was called the Tigers."

I’m actually very glad we have had a real Tiger on campus since the thirties and a guy in a Tiger suit since the 50’s as mascots and not a guy dressed up in a confederate soldier uniform at any point that I know of.

http://www.collegefootballhistory.com/lsu/history.htm

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From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey we found bizarro-benzduck!

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 7, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I get this one, maybe.

I am an LSU fan and Oregon is one of my favorite Pac-10 teams and he is an Oregon fan and LSU is one of his favorite SEC teams (I saw further down in the comments that LSU is one of his SEC favorites and I have posted at ATQ that Oregon is one of my Pac 10 favorites) but if I’m wrong, ? I love beer but we don’t have a lot of microbreweries in La., so, I’m a bit jealous and intrigued about the Oregon mb scene. I have tired Rogue’s Dead Guy Ale—very good, but was wondering what some other good ones that are sold outside of Oregon are. The Abita brewery has been here in La since 86 and one of my favorites is Turbo Dog—a dark brown ale—and Purple Haze, and Amber are great.

I have never been to Oregon or out West, but I hear it is beautiful. My favorite writer, Raymond Carver, was born in Oregon and some of his stories are set in Oregon I think—maybe “Vitamins”, a very funny read as are a lot of his stories. I thought the crowd at Washington last year was really loud, so, I guess Autzen would be a louder and crazier scene than that one. We have the game with y’all next year, and then UW comes to Baton Rouge.

I hope we can get another home and home set up with a Pac 10 team soon—preferably Oregon. Oregon St.—thanks Serna for missing extra points iirc—gave us everything we wanted as did UW and Arizona State.

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

isnt Abita a micro-brewery or is it too big?

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by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it is a micro (that is what I meant to say) or I know it started out that way.

The production is, “We brew over 90,000 barrels of beer and 5,000 barrels of root beer in our state of the art brewing facility.” from their site. I’m not sure where Abita is sold outside of La. but I have seen comments from Bama fans who know about it—might be from their trips here though.

http://www.abita.com/learn/

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

there is a new orleans style oyster bar here in portland that carries only Abita beer. that’s the only place i’ve found it.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I see a lot of Abita beers, especially Purple Haze here in AL. I have also seen/drank them in GA, MS, TN, NY, NJ, TX, NC, SC, IL, AZ and CA. Being that widespread, I am not sure if it is still considered a microbrew, but it is still pretty good stuff.

by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 8, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

What's the definition of a micro-brew?

Okay, I just looked it up, and it is volume, a max of 15,000 beer barrels, or 30k traditional kegs. We might really want to use the term ‘craft brewery’ which is more of a regional thing that doesn’t concern purely volume.

Purple Haze is good. Haven’t had it in a while though.

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by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Abita is definately a craft brew.

I just don’t know if it would still be considered a micro.

by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 9, 2010 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Turbo Dog is a stretch to be considered an Ale....

think Porter….a very very rich and tasty porter.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry that's Purple Haze....

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat and very good...

and if you have not tried the Jockamo IPA, it is very good and has the extra kick with 6.5 abv. They sell a variety 12 pack here in La. with most of the varieties on the market.

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 8, 2010 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Haven't tried the Jockamo yet....

and yes it is turbo that is a porter in everything but name…..just went next door and bought a sixer to confirm.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it is more like a Porter,

I typed dark brown ale because that is how they described it on the site, but it is just like a Porter—kudos for getting a sixer to confirm ;)

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 8, 2010 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Confirmation was not a "chore"....

yowza.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Microbreweries are everywhere here. Most are brewpubs and a few are in old movie theatres where they pull out every other row of seats and put in tables, then serve beer as well as burgers and pizza during movies. A few, but not many, bottle but mostly its keg beer only. Some former microbreweries have grown up and now have sizeable operations. They are called Craft breweries and they are the ones you are most likely to encounter but I don’t know if any export their products to the south. Craft breweries include Widmer, BridgePort, Full Sail, Deschutes and Rogue. I’m an engineer in the food industry and Ive done work on quite a few of them but the largest project I had was designing the Deschutes Brewery in Bend, Oregon. Of the breweries I mentioned, my favorites are Rogue and Full Sail.

As for LSU, they’re our first opponent next season and I’m looking forward to it.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

+1 on the game and info. It looks like it is a big recruiting trip for both schools with all those Texans on your team ;)

Abita is just like those you mentioned with a brewpub where you can sample all the different varieties and some that they do not bottle and sell, I think there is a stout. There may be a few mb down in NO. I like Miles but he did bleep! up with Thomas—although, things may not have turned out as well for him under Crowton. All I want for X-Mas is a new OC. We just picked up Mettenberger or Mett-zn-tana as some Tigers’ fans are already calling him, so, there will be a battle for starter between him and Jefferson. It should be a great game.

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

We're kind of like Tennessee

Oregon only produces a handful of FBS caliber players each year so we have to recruit out of state. It’s the reason our OOC schedule is usually pretty tough and the same for the Vols. This year was an exception. When it was arranged, Tennessee was pretty good and so was New Mexico under Rocky Long. Portland State was a last minute fill-in. It was supposed to be Central Michigan but they withdrew.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

And I've never been to Louisiana

but my sister has, and she keeps bugging me to get down there sometime. It’s on my bouquet list.

Nice that you’re into Carver — sad that most AtQers have probably never heard of him; their libraries of local authors probably only go back as far as “Fight Club.”

You should make a road trip. It’s purty out hear.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not heard of Carver? What are we, huskies??

Perish the thought, benzduck! (Looks at extensive Carver collection sitting on bookshelf to the right).

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I did say “most”. Please, gang, prove me wrong.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I've always wanted to get out that way. I drove up the East coast,

about ten years back and was impressed by the Smokies, so, I think I’ll have one of those John Denver moments when I see the Rockies or Mt. Hood. I saw that movie, ‘Into the Wild’ and the main character was in a scene filmed in Oregon—big trees and untouched forests from what I recall. Carver’s stories are great: tragic in most but there is a lot of humor mixed in—I’m thinking of “A Small Good Thing” as I type right now.

For good stories that surround characters that are set in South La. with a lot of the stories being very funny, check out Tim Gautreaux if you haven’t already—he has two collections of short stories published, “Same Place, Same Things” and “Welding with Children”. Fight Club, what a crazy movie, the Meatloaf character—think of somethings else, think of something else…. ;)

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Ken Kesey was an Oregon native

He lived not far outside of Eugene. The rusted out merry pranksters bus sat in his yard (it may still). He is Oregon’s best known writer, I believe.

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by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I just looked him up.

 “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” is a great movie and I have never read the novel, but it should be a great read.

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Sometimes a Great Notion

is another great read. Its about a logging family and was also made into a flick starring Paul Newman.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

One Flew is a great, great, great novel

It was better than the movie, in my opinion (But I’m more of a book person than a movie person). Great writing. Simply untranslatable to visual glory. The movie was pretty good, too, of course.

I don’t think Kesey’s other writing is as luminous and brilliant.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t think Kesey’s other writing is as quite as luminous and brilliant, but is still pretty good.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

You should go out west and see Yosemite if you think the Smokies are cool.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 7, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

If I get out there, I will be blown away no doubt.

"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."

From the movie "Taxi Driver"

by mjtig on Dec 7, 2010 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah. Most amazing natural specatcle I've ever seen in person, by FAR.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 7, 2010 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Late last spring I took a road trip from Oregon to Iowa to visit my grandkids. Took a week in each direction with plenty of time to explore Yellowstone, Rocky Mt NP and points between.

If you ever get the chance to do this, take it. Nothing like driving over the Rockies twice to give you perspective on life and beauty.

I could have spent a week in Yellowstone.

This is all part of why I’m so excited about Colorado being in the Pac-12.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Went To RMNP last May

The day they opened up Trail Ridge Road. This country boy was not ready for the 10 ft snow drifts they cleared from the road, or the elk, or just how rediculously awesome the whole place was.

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They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 8, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Whelp,

resizing it didn’t work. sorry bout that.

They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 8, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey two questions...

what part of Sand Mountain and how old are you?

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Arrtville (Albertville) and 35

They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I bet you know my brother in law....

he’s 36 and from Aarr’tvillle.

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by Todd92 on Dec 9, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

The Smokies are very cool.....

but having seen Yosimite Valley that transcends cool….it is spiritual.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Went to Yosemite in 87

There were huge fires that year, so I didn’t get the full effect, but it was still awesome.

They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 9, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

The ‘Fighting Tigers’ moniker makes sense to me now…I was wondering about that.

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Clemson

Clemson was never part of the SEC. They were, however, a part of the old Southern Conference. Former members of the SEC who are no longer with us are Georgia Tech, Tulane and Sewanee.

AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS

by AUshorecm on Dec 8, 2010 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

To hell

with Georgia Tech (as Georgia says).

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Clemson

Never was an SEC squad… John Heisman left Auburn, and opened up “Auburn by a lake” with old faded Auburn uniforms which were purple and orange. The rest was history.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 8, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope Heisman didn't to that it was.....

Walter Riggs an who was on AU’s first football team.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

but Heisman did coach at Clemson.

And of course, all Oregon fans should know that AUBURN is the only scholl where Heisman coached to have won a Heisman trophy (so far).

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't say which Tiger came first.

But I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t be an issue of unoriginality. LSU’s mascot comes from the Louisiana Tigers of Civil War fame that mjtig mentioned earlier. Auburn’s mascot comes from a poem, The Deserted Village by Oliver Goldsmith. As a matter of fact, Auburn owes many names to that poem. The first line is:

Sweet Auburn! loveliest village of the plain,

Judge John J. Harper, one of the area’s earliest settlers, named the town Auburn after the village in the poem. Plainsmen, a common nickname for Auburn students (and the name of the student newspaper), also comes from this line. The name “Tigers” comes from line 355:

Where crouching tigers wait their hapless prey,

As far as War Eagle goes, that’s a whole ’nother story.

Mascot history lesson over.

They say Cam shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy.

by Foy Onion on Dec 8, 2010 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

No mention

of Hidden Dragons, I’m assuming?

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

1. I would rather vote for a turd sandwich than have Kiffin be my coach
2.Not too much worry, loyal Ducks have a lot of faith in Chip Kelly’s scheme. Any time you can get 50+ points out of Justin Roper, Thomas/Costa isn’t such a big deal.
3. It is fun. We have less cupcakes (besides both Washington schools the past few years) and always have at least one marquee non conference matchup. Next year is LSU
4. It can be great to host a championship game, but I will miss seeing slick Rick Neweasel and Mike Crybaby Stoops every year.
5. Not a huge impact here. The main reason why this went through was so we could have a championship game.
6. Bleh, besides supposed recruiting disadvantages, this should be an easy ticket to the championship game.
7. Fuskies, Biebers, then whomever Neweasel is coaching. Arizona is also a heated rivalry (seeing their fans have to climb back up to the stands last year was the best image of 2009).
8. The Pac-10 is cyclical. WSU actually had a few ten win seasons not that long ago. While USC and UCLA have a recruiting head start, great coaches and players are what really make up the good teams. The programs go up and down.
9. Not sure, maybe Wisconsin. We already got revenge, but it was tough to see Joey Heisman crying on the bench in his junior year after a tough loss at Camp Randall.
10. Bias is there, but it has to do with the late games and general concentration of good teams in the east. Anyone that watches UO knows that the defense is set up to stop a spread offense and is good at what it does (force turnovers, limit explosion plays, shut down the red zone, and lock down the fourth quarter)

"There was a strange, very large man in there, urinating on Jeremy's computer"

by TheMichael James on Dec 7, 2010 2:03 AM CST reply actions  

oh yes, truth

7. Fuskies, Biebers, then whomever Neweasel is coaching

by Matt Daddy on Dec 7, 2010 2:10 AM CST up reply actions  

. . . but poor grammar

Should be “whoever.”

(Tiger fans, meet the ATQ Grammar Police.)

Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.

by Al Orange on Dec 7, 2010 3:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Actually, I'm wrong.

I grovel in mortification. I grovel.

“Whomever” is correct in this phrasing. An exception to the usual rule. A knee-jerk 5 a.m. post. I am ashamed.

Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.

by Al Orange on Dec 7, 2010 6:46 AM CST up reply actions  

you will find that I type about as fast as I talk which is considered fast at least for around here....

most southerners tend to have a slower drawl than I….that being said I rarely proof read before I press post so if you want to be the grammar nazi go ahead but don’t expect me to give a rats ass other than to point out that you might be a little anal.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what you get for third-party trolling.

Hey, how’s basketball season going up there?

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

[MORTIFIED]

Sorry Al Orange, I’m an idot.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No problem! As I’ve been forcibly reminded by numerous ATQers, my blog name is the wrong colour for a Duck fan. (And yeah, I know, I know, my spelling of “color” is wrong for an American.)

Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.

by Al Orange on Dec 8, 2010 4:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn!

You mean you’re a Duck and a Limey?

:-)

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a New Yorker!

Went to grad school at UO, now living in Canada. (When in Canada, spell as the Hosers do.)

Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.

by Al Orange on Dec 10, 2010 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Fuskies are the blood-feud.

OrSt is second, but in the big brother/little brother dynamic as mentioned. USC…became our rival as we aspired to bigger and better things. But there are plenty of old memories, gripes, beefs, and slights-not-forgotten between every school. Cal is nearly at feud level. There’s been some bad blood, bad losses, and unforgivable acts such as former Duck OC Tedford calling hijinks on recruiting and getting the Ducks a slap on the wrist by the league (seriously, like calling us out on a phone call an hour after it was permissable). Arizona knocked out not one, but TWO of our quarterbacks in ‘05, both on late or dirty hits, resulting in a loss that eventually kept us out of a BCS bowl. And of course the ’07 Dixon thing, which wasn’t their fault but was at their house so suck it, ’cats!!! On and on.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:04 AM CST reply actions  

I still

always want to call him Ted Jefford. Hopefully his play-calling wasn’t as dyslexic.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny...

this year it was! :)

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And to take my personal quack at answering your questions (har har)

1) Lane Kiffin is pretty much seen as a punchline, and being the coach of USC is always going to make him a target. Even after the fall of USC as the head of the conference, those old memories will take a while to forget so every point ran up on the former greats is one that pretty much everyone in the conference will enjoy. There are more hated coaches out there though. I think he is actually going to have to put up a fight against the ducks sometime before he truly gets vilified.

2) It was incredibly hard to lose Masoli at first. Things were looking up for the next season, even after our rose bowl loss, and we all felt that we were the favorites to go back and even had an outside shot at the NCG if things fell the right way. When he was charged with stealing the laptop there was definitely some panic. As soon as it became clear that he was guilty, Chip suspended him for the season and coupled with the LaMichael James assault charge, people were panicking. Still, the team stayed strong and when Masoli was later charged with marijuana possession, no one was up in arms when Chip removed him from the team completely. We love Masoli’s play, but there is only so many chances you can get when you mess up like that off the field.

Which leads into another point, we sort of resent the thug image that we have somehow earned. The truth is that with Chip, off the field actions matter greatly and NO ONE is allowed to act out and get away with it. Every time that someone has done something wrong they have been punished severely with no one getting a free pass. In the Blount incident, Chip’s goal wasn’t to placate the media and try and wrist slap his star senior RB, he honestly wanted to help him grow from it. He suspended him the entire season from the very start. Not indefinitely, which gives you hope, but for the rest of his NCAA tenure. He gave no promises about Blount being able to earn his way back on to the team. Blount could have sulked and sat out, he could have gotten angry about the harshness of the penalty (The Pac 10 would have given a lesser punishment, most likely a set amount of games), but instead he asked to set up his apology on his own, continued to work hard practicing with the team, and did everything he could to prove that what he did in Boise was a mistake in the moment, not who he was. And so he did get back on the team.

You all know how the Masoli incident went down, and he was our star quarterback who was already in the preseason heisman hype. Didn’t save him. And then there was the LaMichael James incident, which some people don’t fully understand. Rather than explain everything, I’ll link the sentencing memorandum from the actual case here (). Suffice to say, LaMichael chose a poor course of actions, but isn’t some sort of hardened woman-beating deviant. You can judge for yourself after reading that.

Overall, I think that the Masoli saga was unfortunate, but nobody is holding too much of a grudge. I rooted for Ole Miss once or twice during the season because he was there. Then again, getting into the NCG without him certainly helps alleviate any bad feelings about losing him. And honestly, if we had gotten into the NCG WITH him, we would be worse off now, as Darron Thomas is a legitimate passing quarterback who has great accuracy and strength and matches up better against Auburn’s defense than Masoli would have (As I am quite sure you guys know now, with his 2.1 YPC against Auburn)

3) I’m a HUGE proponent of the 9-game conference schedule as it existed in the Pac 10, and I am actually sad that we lose the aspect of “You play everyone in your conference”, even though we are keeping it as the Pac 12. There was no doubt whatsoever who the champion was when you play everyone, there is no ability to sneak by anyone in the conference, everyone gets a shot at you. After all, who knows if Auburn could beat Florida this year?! They never faced! Yes, I am being facetious with that =P. The downside is that it has hurt the image of the Pac-10 as a whole. The conference has more losses than any other by default, and only got 30 OOC opponents a year compared to 48 in the 12 team conferences. Less home games, less easy opponents, more grind. So…good aspects and bad.

4) I have mixed feelings. The conference championship is indeed a great boon. It is bad for recruiting because of less games with the southern california teams, and it is bad in the short run that the Pac 10 North is a piss-easy schedule (If Harbaugh leaves Stanford like rumored that is) until some of the programs can get themselves together again. Which can be good for getting into the NCG later on, but the single greatest annoyance in college football is people looking down their noses at your strength of schedule (regardless of bowl and OOC records cough cough…sorry…getting off topic)

5) Ultimately, the Pac 10 wants only certain types of schools to join, and Boise just doesn’t fit. We were going for the Texas schools, but they simply won’t accept any equal profit sharing systems, they only want the largest piece of the pie

6) Already went over that somewhat in 4 =P

7) We hate the huskies so bad you cannot even begin to fathom it. Ok, of course you can, but there is some really, really dirty laundry there. On some level we even want the huskies to return to a level of success just so when we beat the piss out of them it hurts even more. Although watching them wallow in despair is pretty damn amazing too. I NEVER advocate running up the score on another team, but the huskies don’t qualify as a team so much as a group of assholes dressed the same, on a field, and in the way, and a triple digit score isn’t enough. The Beavers are…well, more like an actual rival than an enemy, at least at this point in time. We beat each other up good, always look forward to the civil war, and trash talk them to hell and back, but the difference is that I can stand trash talking beavers fans, I don’t even want to breath the same air as a husky fan. USC comes up third, but that hatred is entirely due to events and can change over time.

8) I don’t know if people remember this, but there WAS actual fight in the conference during that time. The reason USC wasn’t in the title game every single year is that some team in the pac 10 would always take them down a peg. The “USC an the 9 dwarves” thing was pretty much a national media myth.

9) What?! You can’t take away Ohio St! Ugh, fine…I guess Wisconsin? But not super strongly or anything.

10) There is a definite east coast bias, but to a certain extent, it is understandable. There is the most demand for college football coverage in the south. I honestly believe the SEC is overrated (Not to say that they aren’t the best conference, just that they are overrated), but it isn’t a ridiculous nonsensical event. The SEC has DOMINATED in the past. I feel that dominance in the past doesn’t necessarily mean current dominance, but it’s reasonable to feel that way until proven otherwise. You can’t argue against Florida, LSU, Florida, Alabama, especially if Auburn is added to that. If the other conferences want to be treated better, they need to win. Most of all, I think parity at ALL levels of college football is increasing. We’re seeing it in the decline of traditional powerhouses, the increasing amount of FCS wins over FBS teams, the increasing amount of Non-AQ schools doing well…I think in a few years down the road EVERYONE is going to have to try and abandon their past conceptions and re-evaluate things fresh.

"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez

by TheGreatMon on Dec 7, 2010 2:15 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

Rec' for in-depth answers

One thing I noticed about USC during their run: They could come east and teams would look like a deer in headlights. Auburn, Arkansas and Virginia come to mind. But to their conference foes, the Trojans weren’t that mystical, so someone generally had their number at least once in the regular season. I give them props for scheduling a tough OOC slate. Oregon seems to have filled that slot now and should reap similar success and respect from it.

Like I mentioned above, would love to see a future home and home between us come out of this matchup in Glendale.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Amen

I think it would be great for the college football landscape to get more SEC/Pac 10 home and homes. Our bowl games don’t match us up and we play too rarely.

"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez

by TheGreatMon on Dec 7, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Prior to 1947 the Rose Bowl would pit the Pacific Coast Conference champ against an at-large opponent. Tennessee played there twice (lost both) and Alabama also was selected a few times (won all, iirc). I would like to see this restored…but after we beat Ohio State. We’ve played em twice there and lost both (but both were winnable).

For the Ducks at least, the Big 10/PAC matchup doesn’t do much for us as we don’t pick up many recruits from that region.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

It'

"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez

by TheGreatMon on Dec 7, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh God

Bammers never let us forget the Rose Bowl wins of the 1920s. While it is true that with those, Alabama put southern football on the map, but they tend to think of them as their first de facto national championships, which is wrong.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

BTW

Calling somebody from Louisiana a ‘Coon Ass’ is the equivilant of calling them a redneck—nothing more. Kind of a term of endearment for locals. Watch Swamp People on History Channel. They use it.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Anybody who only thinks they know what happened should read this.

by HeyitsHoag on Dec 7, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Make no mistake,

LaMichael was no less than partly at fault and in the wrong, but what most have heard about this story is just not true.

Taxes don't kill jobs.

by shenanigans on Dec 7, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

He lost me

When I read his signature

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 11:40 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of Blount..

After the FALCON PUNCH!!!, did any of you expect to see him starting in a NFL backfield this season? Be honest.

If Chip had listened to the nattering nabobs of negativism like John C*nz*n*, and summarily dismissed him from the team and off scholarship, I really doubt he even gets a shot at NFL camps. One more reason we love our coach.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely

He’s like Early Cambell, and was easily the best big back out of last years draft. He was always too strong and too fast not to be a success.

by HeyitsHoag on Dec 7, 2010 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Very true
  1. Kiffin was a douchebag, and no doubt will be again. But he earned a little bit of latitude being one of the few coaches who doesn’t seem to have stooped to cheating via fake injuries. My respect for him grew a bit. That said, I HATE HATE HATE USC. So ergo, Kiffin is a douchebag.
  2. The Masoli incident was a sad and stupid thing. A real betrayal. It’s mystifying why he’d throw away everything he’d achieved for, really, no good reason. Was very glad Kelly threw him off the team. Zero tolerance is a good policy.
  3. Playing in the PAC 10 is brutal. The conference has depth. Any team can beat you (OK, not counting WSU, of course — except they did upend Oregon State — HAHAHA!). That said, clearly, any team can beat you if you’re not playing well. And it’s very, very, very hard to play your top game with full intensity week in, week out. It’s really not fair that we basically ensure 4-5 losses every year more than the other confs, and get burned in the polls for it. Brutal. Most of these teams are good. They just look bad because they’re playing tough teams, and/or they just don’t have the gas. Games can quickly become blowouts.
  4. Hated the thought of expansion. I like the traditional play-everybody as the one advantage it does have is clearly prove a winner — it’s the best format (round-robin), better than a knock-out playoff, even. There’s no doubting who’s the best team in the conference. I’ve never felt any shred of resentment at the PAC 10 winner. They’ve always proven themselves clearly.
  5. Don’t really know much about Utah and Colorado, although I’m glad Boise is not a PAC 10 team (my swearing quota for the year is almost entirely expended on Boise).
  6. I hate that we’re not playing the Southern Cal teams annually now. Weird. Like getting divorced.
  7. 1a Washington. 1b. Beavers. 1c. USC.
        HATE HATE HATE HATE. But that’s because I’m an old-timer. I hate Washington for the years of Suffering when they lorded it over us. But given their decade-long lapse into football misery, it’s not been as intense for most younger fans. Even I’m really on the cusp. I remember USC beatdowns and critical losses much more strongly. USC has been our biggest competitor of late, during our rise to prominence. It now looks like it’s going to be Stanford, moving forward. Hate the Beavs. Technically, our fiercest rival, but also have little brother status. We don’t hate them as such, but we CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT lose to little brothers. And I personally hate hate hate hate USC. Their douchebaggery will live on in infamy.
  8. See above.
  9. Nope, it’s still Ohio State.
  10. It’s getting better all the time….

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 2:22 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Boise will never qualify for the PacX.

They’re a commuter school. A glorified community college. They have poor academics, aren’t a research institution, and don’t have any other D-1 teams that I’m aware of.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

"I hate that we’re not playing the Southern Cal teams annually now. Weird. Like getting divorced."

Line of the day!

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

As far as Kiffin? Meh, so far.

It’s hard to be arrogant and stupid when you’re under probation and going 7-5 even when still loaded up with 5* talent. It’s far more satisfying to have Skippy Neuheisel open his big mouth about “solving the Oregon offense” then getting tsunami’d by 47 points.

Big-10? How can you not hate a school that insists on being called “THE Ohio State University?” I can’t crack on Michigan because their fans, press, media, coaches, and players were all very gracious despite losing both of our recent home-and-home games.

Expansion? Overdue. Our previous conference commish was a brain-dead figurehead. Our new guy GETS. SHIT. DONE. As far as North/South and the rest? Fine with me. We’re still going with a 9-game conference schedule, and 6 of the original Pac-8 schools are in our division, so we’ll be able to keep up the old rivalries. Plus in the age of 24-hour cable sports and the internet, the need to play in SoCal for recruiting purposes is part of a bygone era. I personally can’t remember playing in Texas, yet we are starting to get more and more recruits from there as well as Florida, Louisiana, etc. Thomas, James, and Huff are all from Texas, for example.

Utah and CU are natural fits as far as traditional PacX qualifications. Research institution? Check. Strong academics? Check. Support at least 7 D-1 athletic programs? Check. They “feel” like a better fit than the proposed Pac-16 with the Texas and Oklahoma schools.

Bias? Yes and no. We’ve gotten plenty of love this year, for the most part. Lots of folks saying they have no problem with us being #1 over Auburn. Right up until we both clinch the title game, then it’s INSTANTLY “the Ducks have no chance, because: SEC.”

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:23 AM CST reply actions  

Tom Hansen

and Jim Delaney of the Big 10 always seemed like obstructionists to me. If you’re pro-playoff like I am (and most Auburn fans), you see a CCG as the virtual first bracket of an eventual playoff scenario.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

My dartboard has a photo of Tom Hansen on it. It’s heavily perforated in the facial area, but I can’t bear to take it down, even though we upgraded a while ago.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

FYI Im still getting conflicting reports on who is home and who is away

Im reading the North side is Auburn on some sites… The north side is the visitor according to the stadium map. Im so dang confused with it… I just would love an honest link to show who is where in the dang stadium so I can get tickets

by WrDmnEgle on Dec 7, 2010 2:27 AM CST reply actions  

#1BCS is home.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Auburn is the home team....

but on the visitor sidelines. Strange for sure, but that is the way it is

If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.

by WarDamnZach on Dec 7, 2010 6:12 AM CST up reply actions  

you guys get Tom Rinaldi as a sideline reporter. we get Erin Andrews. Ducks 1. Tigers 0.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dammit!

You mean all we get from our sideline reports are human interest pieces? And all from a mildly creepy looking dude?!

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

i’m not sure how they’re ever going to let him talk. everything he says takes 15 min. i’m pretty sure our offenses aren’t going to cooperate with that. they should just show the game soccer style – no commercials.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

We got EA for the Clemson game… I think you guys got her for Stanford @ UO, @ USC and at @ OrST. So I guess it’s 3-1. But we have verne lundquist god dang it!

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I think

That Verne takes a point from us. Senile bald old men who look like their faces are falling off, and can’t be bothered to figure out the difference between the first down maker and the line of scrimmage don’t help our cause. Come to think of it, I think it should be a much higher deduction than one point.

by SrWiggles on Dec 7, 2010 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

at least he yells a lot. he’s like the anti-Gus Johnson.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember watching an AU game and Verne took a strange half-jab at Oregon,

You guys were up by a decent margin, scored on a 20 yard-ish run, and he said something along the lines of “hows THAT for scoring, Oregon!”

I was just a little confused after that random comment.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Verne 'n' Gary are SEC homers

They’re trying to forward the conference just like the commish or any of the coaches.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

what’s your take on Paul Finebaum and his radio show? i began listening to it this year (along w/ the Wes Rucker Show) before the Tennessee game and i was hooked. i still am confused by it though. he’s an alabama fan right?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Finebaum is an SEC homer just like Verne 'n' Gary

He doesn’t really proclaim allegiance to any team over the other. His job is to stir up the shit, and he is really, really good at it. The reason I don’t listen to Finebaum is because I can’t stand most of his callers. He has a twitter page that shows pertinent quotes from his guests, and that’s good enough for me. He actually went to Tennessee.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

For instance

Here is a link to his most recent column for the Mobile Press-Register. It’s really got all the hallmarks of a Finebaum column: pro-SEC agenda, shots at the Big Ten, and an illogical conclusion that turns the tables for the SEC and against the rest. He’s trolling non-SEC fans (and probably Alabama fans) and doing a fine job of it.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

he seems to be a very influential person for a radio host. the callers crack me up. i follow his twitter feed also.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

The callers make us cringe.....

they do not represent the locals very well at all.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone that calls into a sports radio show is usually not a good representation of the locals.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

truth...

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Especially the ones who are supposed to be on our side.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Finebaum....

a.k.a F@ckbaum, Finescum, Shytebaum, Slimebaum, Effing idiot tool pot stirrer…..that Finebaum?

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

perhaps…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Verne

had probably started hitting the sauce around the 3rd quarter.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

But: Who would you rather have seen naked?

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

my take - - -

1) I think I dislike Stoops even more than Kiffin. On the other side of the topic, Mike Riley up at OSU is one of the classiest and most intelligent coaches in the league.

2) I didn’t feel betrayed or outraged by Masoli’s crash-and-burn. I just shook my head in disbelief at his stupidity, and I agreed with all of Kelly’s actions.

3) I’m going to miss the nine-game round-robin. Playing every team every year eliminated a lot of “what ifs,” and gave the conference real cohesiveness.

4) That said, I think most Duck fans (and Pac-10 fans) support the expansion. Getting Texas would have been fun, but Utah and Colorado are natural fits in large markets.
         “Do you think the conference was getting overlooked in the BCS because of the lack of a CCG?” No, not really. I hate the BCS system, and Oregon got screwed a couple of times (Auburn knows how that feels!), but it’s hard to blame it on not having a championship game.

5) See #4.
     There’s a lot of bad blood between UO and Boise right now, relating more to that nasty opening game last year than to the fact that they’ve beaten us twice, I think. But I think they’d have been a good fit in the Pac-12. Can’t hold their weak conference schedule against them anymore; they’ve proved that they can compete with anyone.

6) The North-South split was probably the best of the alternatives. The northern schools are concerned about recruiting in the Southern California talent pool, but the Ducks are starting to become a national recruiting force. So long as we keep winning, that shouldn’t change. OSU had a down year, but they’re getting a lot of deserved attention these days as well. And Washington is starting to come back from the dumps (pity).
      “Do you think we’ll finally get to hear Utah legislators quit bitching about CFB inequities?” No.

7) As others have said, Washington is easily our biggest rival. I always cheer for Oregon State when they’re not playing the Ducks. The Civil War is huge, but the rest of the time state pride holds the schools together. With UW there’s real hate.
    So: UW, OSU and (at least for the moment) Arizona. Our games with them tend to be immensely entertaining shootouts (not this year), but they have the worst fans in the Pac-10. Easily.

8) Would rather have greater parity. I think expansion will help that. USC was everyone’s target when they were on top—-but between us and OSU, the Trojans are 0-5 playing in the state of Oregon the past five years. Hard to really hate them. (But I’d rather live in Death Valley than Los Angeles.)

9) Sorry, it’ll always be Ohio State. We recently played a home-and-home against Purdue, but it led to a lot of friendly feeling between the schools—-if blog posts are any indication. As for Wisconsin, I have to abstain; my wife’s from Milwaukee, so I’d better be a Badger fan.

10) “Do you think there is a media bias in CFB between the east and west coasts?” A little, maybe, but it’s changing. And I speak as an East Coaster.

Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.

by Al Orange on Dec 7, 2010 4:40 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Can I ask Auburn fans a question that may make you cringe?

Do you guys really believe Cam knew nothing about the P4P thing?

Notice I’m not asking if you think he did anything wrong.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 7, 2010 7:17 AM CST reply actions  

Honestly...

I would have to thank that he knew about it. But I also think that the media has it wrong. I think that Kenny Rogers (agent) came up with the plan to pay Cam and got Cam’s dad to go along with it. I don’t think that Cecil (Cam’s dad) was the mastermind or “pimped out” his son. I think that Rogers wanted to get MSU relevant in the SEC again, and getting Cam was the ticket. Cam wanted to go there anyway so Rogers thought that he could get a little cash for himself and Cecil. It just backfired on him.

Could I be looking at it through Orange and Blue colored glasses? YES, but that is what I personally think happened.

If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.

by WarDamnZach on Dec 7, 2010 7:41 AM CST up reply actions  

**Grammer police**

That would be think in sentence one :)

If you are a War Damn Eagle, you can War Damn anything.

by WarDamnZach on Dec 7, 2010 7:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Think you

for correcting that, Zach.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Being not much older then Cam...

And knowing the number of things my parents have come back and said “Oh by the way…” since I was in Auburn (and has now carried on to grad school), I’d say its completely possible he knew nothing. Probable? Now that’s a toss-up.

by KentuckyTiger on Dec 7, 2010 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

that's how I see it

I live about two hours from my parents and talk to them a few times a week, but whenever I go home I always hear about something new they have done since I was last there. I can’t imagine how much less I would know if I lived over 1000 miles away in the middle of nowhere Texas.

by AUcory on Dec 7, 2010 8:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I honestly believed Kenny Rogers (known swindler and crook) took Cecil for a ride and he got in over his head before he knew it. Because I think the whole thing unfolded over the course of a day or two, I don’t think Cam knew anything until after it was all said and done. Cecil backed out quickly and to make things easier strongly steered Cam to Auburn, which he was doing anyways.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 8, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

THE GAME

I’m a DUCK alum who was at “THE PICK” game as a student & have watched this program grow into what it is today. I currenlty live in milwaukee, wi (not by choice) but remain an avid DUCK to my core. I am glad we are playing a historically relevant school for THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP & can’t wait for January 10th. Here are my thoughts on your 1 – 10.

1. Lane Kiffin is a piece of trash. He’s proven NOTHIN’ except he has a hot wife.
 
2. I met Jeremiah hours before the USC game on Halloween last year. I came away from our meeting with nothing but positive feelings about him. He screwed up BIG & had to pay the price. I wish him luck & I hope he learned his lesson.
  
3. I love the 9 game schedule. Play everyone & see where you stand at the end of the conference season. With the 9 game schedule you never had to hear things like, “They didn’t have to play this team or that team blah, blah, blah.”

4. Isn’t expansion inevitable in today’s world? I don’t like it but my view is eventually the strong conference are going to look to grab up more schools to add to their conference.

5. Great point about coastal property. But Utah and Colorada have as much coastal property as ASU & ARIZONA. Two good schools both academically as well as athletically. (OK Colorada has SUCKED but maybe PAC-10 money will help them get off the mat.)

6. No qualms about the North/South division. With additions to the conference you gotta’ start somewhere so the newbies in the south don’t matter to me. And yes, Utah will stop bitchin’ about the inequalities of CFB.

7. Believe it or not but some folks, me included, hate the huskies more than the beavs. My reason is uw people can be arrogant jerk-offs who think their shit don’t smell. I would never share a tasty northwest micro-brew with a huskie & listen to their never ending bull shit about how great they WERE. Beaver folk are a comlpetely different breed when compared to the schmucks from seattle. They are our state rival but for me its just different. So, for me, #1 – dogs of seattle, #2 – long toothed rodents of corvallis, #3 – the condoms of southern cal.

8. I was sick of USC. I respected them but like I said I flew out to the Halloween game last year & enjoyed the shit outta’ beatin’ the piss outta’ them. Greater parity in a conference is always good … as long as THE DUCKS are winning. (I know that is hypocritical but hey, I’M A DUCK!!!)

9. I live in Wisconsin. I married a Wisconsinite. I respect their program and love partying with their fans but I would LOVE to play ‘em and beat the snot outta’ them.

10. I think the whole bias thing is a bit overblown. Sure, it is there, but if you have a good team then you have a good team. When USC was dominating they deserved the attention. Now that THE DUCKS are kickin’ ass I’m sure we are getting all the attention & will remain the focal point of the west coast “bias” as long as we keep winning.

These next 5 weeks are gonna’ be like no other in our collective lives for all DUCKS and AUBURN TIGERS. Let’s enjoy the shit out of it & show the college football world two teams can play for the biggest prize their is & still be respectful of each other.

by duckswinbig on Dec 7, 2010 9:45 AM CST reply actions  

Milwaukee?

You brought the beer then, right?

Yes, conference expansion was inevitable, but only to the extent that BCS conferences could draft the requisite 12 teams to go to divisional play. I believe all the BCS should be doing that for parity’s sake. In the case of the SEC, the dividends are still being paid. At first people thought that the extra game would just mean that we would continue to beat the tar out of each other, but now, the SEC champ is almost a virtual lock in any BCS championship configuration. When 2-loss LSU got in the game in 2007, I knew it was true. Auburn getting hosed in 2004 also bought tremendous political capital with the BCS that many SEC members have benefitted from.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

What's the deal with so many Ducks living in Wisconsin?

I’m actually flying from Atlanta to Milwaukee to Phoenix for the game. So I guess on my 2nd flight of the day I will be a speck of orange in a plane full of green and gold.

AUBURN UNIVERSITY TIGERS -- 1957, 1983, 1987, 1988, 1989, 2004, 2010 SEC CHAMPIONS

by AUshorecm on Dec 8, 2010 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Connecting in Milwaukee? Never heard of that.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 8, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea

Canadians don’t even have to do that.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

On Rivalries...

It’s interesting that Washington is your biggest rivalry, followed by OSU. Bama likes to claim that Tenneessee is their biggest game, then us, even though we’ve owned them the past 20 years. When the SEC went to 12 teams and divisional play Auburn was probably hurt the most, because all of our chief rivalries went to the east.
Here’s a look at our rivalries

Our rivalry structure has change over time.
1930-1960
Georgia Tech (They used to be an SEC team)
Georgia (The Auburn Georgia rivalry is the oldest rivalry in the SEC)
Alabama (we played a few games in the oughts, and then took a break until WW2ish)

1960-1985
Alabama
Georgia
Tenneessee

1985-2002
Alabama
Georgia
Florida

2002-pres
Alabama
Georgia
LSU (In 2002, the SEC changed the rules, and we couldn’t play Florida every year)

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 7, 2010 10:12 AM CST reply actions  

Don't forget...

Bama hasn’t fired a coach for not beating Tennessee. But Bill Curry didn’t get fired because he was losing games….he got fired because he couldn’t win one game….the Iron Bowl.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Many UW fans refused to acknowledge Oregon as a rival for a generation — to them, their rivals were Wazzu (logical) and USC. Which of course was news to USC, because THEIR rivals were UCLA and Notre Dame.

What I like about the Border War is that now, at least, UW considers us a rival.. and we haven’t dismissed THEM as one. Most of us, anyway. There are those who think that any time you dominate a series as thoroughly as Oregon has dominated the whelps recently (average score since 2004 is 43-17), it no longer qualifies as a “rivalry”.. that somehow it’s only a “rivalry” if the games are competitive. To this I say, “Poppycock.”

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

On the subject of hate and your rivals… Do you guys root for Alabama in non-conference and Bowl Games?

by DUCKINILL on Dec 7, 2010 10:41 AM CST reply actions  

Hell no

And I had to take so much crap from them last year for not doing so. I keep reminding them of that when they Quack at me…

by SrWiggles on Dec 7, 2010 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Never

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Who?

Come and join me at http://trackemtigers.com

by KoolBell777 on Dec 7, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The most I can muster

is not being disappointed if they don’t lose. I try to put SEC above all else…but I am not cut out for martyrdom.

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 7, 2010 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I do but it's for selfish reasons....

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if they're playing Washington.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, you weren’t asking me, never mind.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I always say...

…..I can’t lose if Alabama is playing. Either I cheer for my state beating someone else, or I laugh like heck when they lose! Truth be told, it’s usually more fun when they lose.

by Acid Reign on Dec 7, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Heck no

I can’t even root for them when a win by bama would help us get to the CCG. I just smile and throw up in my mouth a little…

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Hate by Numbers

1) Kiffin can most likely eat a bag a of dicks, I guess. Really just kind of feel sorry for him as he seems out of his depth a good portion of the time. At least he didn’t have his players dive.

2) At first I was crushed. I loved watching Masoli’s style of running (remember that 4th down in 2009 when he posterized that Beev DB?), but when i noticed that our new quarterback can throw a ball with touch and not just a laser when rolling to his right I was psyched. Chip took care of that business as he should have.

3) As most likely mentioned before, round robin is brutal. Loved watching every game though, no “what ifs”. At least we get to play (and hulk smash) the Huskies every year still.

4) See above. Also, we get to play and potentially hate two new schools. New Weasel coached for the Bucs at one point didn’t he? See! Built in hate!

5) BSU is a community college with a Football team. We are all dumber for seeing them. I award them no points.

6) See #3, #4

7) #1. Huskies, alot of this is because I remember the terrible abuse I received as a 9 year old in Autzen from the Huskie fans who inundated the stadium back then. Being told you are a piece of shit by a grown ass man breeds some hate. Also I have to live in Seattle… so take that hate and double it.
   #2. Beavs, with a bit of hilarity. What other school has football players who rustle (potentially) gay sheep, and invent gems like the Naked Three Point Rhino? That ACTUALLY happened! Feel free to google or or just keep up to date with the Fulmer Cup for more is sure to come.
   #3. ASU, gave an intensly hot cheerleader a concussion by hitting her with a bottle last year. This is unforgivable. Also, Stoops is a claymation character who deserves melting.

8) Parity is stressful but fun. Its been alot closer than the media presents it for a while. Never bought into the 9 dwarves thing.

9) No Ohio St.? Crap, well then I guess the new guy then. This is only because I cannot go to my favorite bar to watch Duck games because they take the place totally over. Screw those guys, it sucks enough being in there with all the UDub ass hats.

10) I really dont know, I really think for the most part the Pac10 plays entertaining football no one on the east coast watches. Thats more than half the country. It is what it is.

by Quack Patty on Dec 7, 2010 10:45 AM CST reply actions  

Hi guys!

I’ll be lurking more than posting most likely but I’ll be around this month.

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 7, 2010 10:46 AM CST reply actions  

ANSWERS!

1) It’s funny. I actually like Lane Kiffin MORE now than I did when he was at Tennessee. Though, that isn’t saying a whole lot. He publically admited that faking injuries to slow us down did cross his mind, but he knew that was in poor taste. No doubt, he is still a douchebag. But he’s a slightly more likeably bag of douche.

2) Overall, I hope for the best for Masoli. He was a fun to watch, albiet a bit aggrivating at times too. I’m sure Auburn fans get all giddy when Cam Newton trucks over a defender – that’s what we had in Masoli – not that they are in the same class. Comparing the two, If Cam Newton is Dr. Evil, Masoli is Mini-Me. Short, pudgy, bumbling clone – also, possibly robotic.

3) I loved it. While we’ll be keeping our 9 conference schedule, it won’t be a round-robin anymore. That makes me sad. I loved the Round Robin more than having a championship game. There were no 3-way divisional ties like what happened in the Big-12 a couple years ago. There were no “what ifs”. Sure, there were “co-champions”, but nobody counts them, out side of the official log. All that mattered was who got to the Rose Bowl (Or the National Championship) – They were the Pac-10 champions.

4) I’m “okay” with the expansion. It is projected to bring in tons of more money to all the schools. It should be interesting. Colorado and Oregon had sort of a thing going on for a while. One of those, “Let’s go out, but not tell anybody, because it’s like cheating on our conferences”, but then they never returned our cassette tapes, so we smacked them in the 2002 Fiesta Bowl. We dated Utah once last year, and apparently we totally hit it off, and now they are divorcing their wimpy conference, to be with us more often. I expect some awkward love triangles in the near future.

5) Don’t tell the other two (Utah and Texas), but I have the Texas centerfold, and they are HAWT. Though, I hear they were sorting out some depression this year. I hope for the best for them. Maybe we can hook up later. But they’ll probably just chase after money, and not love. With that said, Utah and Colorado are perfect fits. Utah has the spandex pants thing down, and Colorado is like Samantha Fox. Once upon a time, they were hot stuff and now you hope they kind of keep their clothes on and stop being crazy. Still, you’ll still tell all your friends about you and her “back in the day” which is more recent then you’re willing to imply or admit. Oh, and screw Boise State. They are a junior college education, and they only have one respectable athletic program, and that’s wrestling.

6) It’s best if we don’t live with the two new programs. Less drama that way. And as you point out, Utah does appear to be high mantinance (all that legal stuff). We still get to say high to our Golden Bear buddies and drink a pint with the crazy ass tree people. .They are like the crazy uncle – not the one that tells you not to tell anybody about what happened. Except for that crack eyed tree mascot, he’s totally a perv.

7) Would you hope for the best with your biggest rival? I wouldn’t. I “generally” want Oregon State to win their games, except the Civil War. (I still partake in schadenfreude when they lose though). No – The Huskies can go to hell and die. Screw those guys. Want me to say something nice about them? How is this? I hope they die quickly. Unfortunately, that was a lie. The more slow and painful, the better. Want to hear a good joke? Jake Locker for Heisman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In order of most hated to least hated: UW, U Dub, EW-Dub, Washington. And then a few spots further down, you can put Arizona, then Oregon State, Arizona State, Washington (Again), Stanford, UCLA, USC, Cal, WSU.

8) It’s actually funny in a way. Across the nation, our conference was called things along the line of “Pac 1 plus 9”, but the Pac-10 had the only schools, aside from Texas in the national championship game, that beat USC since Kansas State in 2002. That included schools like Notre Dame, Michigan (When they were good), Penn State, Oklahoma, Nebraska, and Ohio State. It’s nice to have some parity, but what I want is whatever gives us the best football games.

9) Other than Ohio State, pretty much the best, or next best football team. This year, I would have loved to play Wisconsin or Michigan State. We had a really fun home-home with Purdue, and got to know a few of their fans. They are good people.

10) I think there is some level of media bias, but I don’t think it’s what everyone really makes it out to be. There is good football in the Pac-10. I would say it is at least on par and sometimes better than the Big-12. The bias comes from the time difference. I don’t blame people for not wanting to stay up late to watch a game that kicks off at, 9:30pm, or even worse, 12:30am.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 10:48 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

Rec' for dating, marriage and relationships of a sexual nature metaphors

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the welcome!

We’ll get a post up there for you guys soon, I’m sure. We had a pretty friendly back-and-forth with Tennessee fans earlier this season, which I think surprised a lot of people. We don’t play the SEC much, so it was easy to fall into that stereotype of “ESS EEE SEE SPEEEEEEED” type of fan. But I haven’t seen that play out at all. It will be interesting to get to you know you guys.

Now to your questions:

1. Yeah, he’s a douche. Although he behaved himself pretty well this year. If he keeps that up, he may shed the d-bag label.

2. We panicked. A lot. But a lot of us came around when we remembered what Chip Kelly has done for the other QBs we’ve had since 2007. We knew he’d make either Thomas or Costa (our backup) into a winner.

3. I liked it, but it was tough at the same time. It’s one extra conference loss. You can see the effects of it this year, when an 8-game conference schedule probably would have resulted in THREE more teams making bowl games. The “every team plays every other team” aspect was really cool, though. I think it gives a little more meaning to winning the conference.

4. I don’t think most Oregon fans are caught up in tradition – that’s reserved for the California schools. We just want the huge piles of cash that come along with more TV markets and a new TV deal. So yeah, I guess Phil Knight really does influence us.

5. Aside from any Texas schools, which would have brought bigger piles of cash (see #4 above), Utah and Colorado were the right two schools. They fit the conference athletically, academically and culturally. Boise St. is a glorified community college with only one major sports program.

6. Nah, I like them. We’re in with our two major rivals and one minor rival (Cal). Not playing in SoCal every year is a bummer. I’m more down on it than others (some will say that it will have close to zero effect on recruiting – I think it will be a bit more than that). But overall, I think this was the best solution.

7. Oregon St., Washington, and probably USC, although Cal is close. I would say Boise St. has become a rival due to our matchups the last few years, but I don’t see us obliging those donkeys with a game any time soon.

8. For the rest of the country, yes. All they saw was USC, and because of a few other factors (9-game schedules, tougher than normal OOC schedules), the Pac 10 didn’t have any other teams that got into the conversation. Plus, the few times they DID have another semi-elite team (Oregon in 2005, Cal in 2006), they got screwed by the BCS and didn’t get to play the high profile games.

9. Ummm, Ohio St.? Okay, you said I couldn’t use that. Then, ummmm, Michigan, I guess?

10. Yes, I think there is a regional bias. There are more eyeballs in the East. The time zone thing works against the
West. The culture surrounding college football is much different in the West. Even when USC was big, I don’t thing the pendulum actually swung. I think the media gave their due to USC while continuing to focus on everything else in the East. Some West Coast fans have a chip on their shoulder because of this phenomenon, and some Ducks fans fall into that as well. I see it as business. The ESPNs of the world cater to the East because it’s good for business. As annoying as it is, I can’t argue with that. They’re not a charity.

Hope that helps!

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 7, 2010 12:00 PM CST reply actions  

Answer to 7

By the way, the answer to #7 (about who our rivals are) will vary greatly between fans. My untested, pulled-out-of-my-ass theory is that it depends how you became an Oregon fan. I grew up in Southern California and knew very little about Oregon when I went to school there. I assumed when I got there that OSU was our main rivals (mainly because the rivalry I grew up with – USC vs. UCLA – worked that way) and treated them as such. I want to beat them in everything and I hope they lose all their games. I also had no idea about the Washington rivalry with Oregon until I got there, so that was a learned hatred and was not ingrained in me until later.

Others, like JShufelt above, generally root for OSU outside of Civil War games. I feel like most of these people grew up in Oregon and respected both programs, even if there was one they definitely liked more. Like I said, that’s a totally unproven theory, but it’s what I’ve noticed. Personally, I think the Bavers and the Huskies can both lose every game they play from now until doomsday and I’ll enjoy it.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 7, 2010 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You acknowledged my existence in front of other people! Yay!

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

(Covers face with hands)

Oh God, now they know he’s with me. Just keep walking…just keep walking…maybe they didn’t see…

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 7, 2010 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Tennessee fans

are good folks and Rocky Top Talk is one of the classier blogs on SB. Auburn had to give up it’s annual rivalry with the Vols once conference expansion came in 1992. We still enjoy playing each other when we can and have a respectful rivalry with the SEC’s historic #2 team. We actually felt bad for them during the Kiffin debacle.

Yea, I’m sure the PAC had it’s reasons for keeping the 9-game schedule even though 8 was probably enough. The SEC fiddled around with the number of ‘permanent’ games versus the ‘rotating’ games because of Auburn—we really should have been in the eastern division. We went from two perm and one rotator to one perm and two rotators after 2002.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry can't back you on the UT thing.....

not since sitting in the middle of the inbred bastards at the SEC championship game when Manning engineered his two minute offense the length of the field to win it in the last couple of minutes……insufferable jackasses.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

postgame=worst marta ride EVER!

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I sat in the UT section in 2004

Line of the night: “Fred, I’m going to scoot down and sit with your brother. You keep runnin your mouth and that big man in the helmet is gonna kick your ass!” ( see profile pic) He almost ruined the game for me. My MARTA ride was just fine, though.

They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 8, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It's been a while for the Vols

Of course, it also helps that we currently have a five game winning streak against the Vols, and they haven’t beaten us since the Clinton administration.

They say Cam shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy.

by Foy Onion on Dec 8, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

A tip on lists

If you start the line with a “#” mark and a space and then put in your pwn text, and don’t leave empty lines in between, you get a nicely formatted auto-numbered list.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 7, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

I have a question for you Ducks (and a reciprocal question for Tigers)

If you had to pick, what is your favorite SEC team? Least favorite?

I know that I don’t really watch TOO much Pac-10, but I’d say Arizona State is probably my favorite (no reason really, I liked the Jake Plummer Rose Bowl team) and (obviously) USC is my least favorite. I don’t really hate anyone else in the Pac-10, so the answer will just have to stick with USC. I’d say Oregon is in my top 2-4 favorite Pac-10 teams.

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

I always liked Georgia for some reason. I don’t think I could even tell you why. Process of elimination I suppose.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 7, 2010 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i hate/love teams based upon their coaches. hate the smug, arrogant dictator types. Nick Saban and Urban Meyer bad. Derek Dooley and Les Miles good.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Since there is very little interaction between the conferences, I don’t have a lot of opinions on the SEC.

Here is my order:

  1. Auburn (This isn’t shameless pandering, I’ve liked Auburn since last year after I really looked into what Gus Malzahn does)
  2. Tennessee (I’m glad they’ve stuck with the Home-Home, and I like Payton Manning)
  3. LSU (Mostly because it feels like there will always been a giant story about how they win despite how hard Les Miles tried to lose)
  4. Kentucky (Rich Brooks)
  5. Florida (I am probably the only west coaster, or non-Florida fan that liked watching Tebow. Also, a #1 vs #2 Florida vs. FSU was one of my earliest college football memories).
  6. Mississippi State (Previous Home-Home matchup)
  7. South Carolina (I like Marcus Lattimore , and I respect his approach and communication to Oregon regarding his recruitment)
  8. Arkansas (I have no reason to like/hate them)
  9. Vanderbilt (The same)
  10. Ole Miss (They lose points for their new mascot, I’m also not a Houston Nutt fan.)
  11. Alabama (I’m not a Nick Saban fan)
  12. Georgia (I’m bitter from them canceling their home-home)

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought

that someone in the SEC turned down a series with Oregon State not too long ago. I know we turned down the Chick fil a Kickoff game with UCLA for this season. We fans were pretty sore about that.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Least favorite SEC team?

Florida, by a really wide margin. I have no respect for a school incapable of scheduling anything out of conference against a decent team.

I guess I like LSU, because they are willing to play a tough non conference schedule. The opener against them should be fun next season.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

PAC-10

My favorite is either Cal, Stanford or Oregon. Haven’t really thought about favorites very much.

My least favorite is USC. I HATE the Trojans. In my opinion, they are the Pac-10 version of Bama.

by Tiger on the mountain on Dec 7, 2010 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Fav? Tennessee.

Followed by LSU, but only because The Mad Hatter is so damn entertaining.

Least? Florida, followed by Alabama.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the SEC in general, and watch games whenever they aren’t conflicting with Pac10 games. I appreciate the level of football that’s played down there, and the fact that y’all take it VERY serious.

if I had to narrow it down, I’d pick LSU because I’ve always wanted to go to a night game in Baton Rouge and I figure if I keep maintaining allegiance someone will invite me to one, and Auburn because Pat Sullivan was my idol when I was playing flag football in the late 60s. Oh, and those “Bo Knows” commercials Nike did.

I hate Mississippi for the racist heritage that for some reason they refuse to let go of completely, Florida for being Florida, and Alabama same reason.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Likes:

Tennessee. (I love the Vol Walk). The rocky top song is a bit lame but their fans very intense and are pretty nice. Plus I respect them for being willing to travel across the country and play anyone.

Auburn. The Ludwig Von Mises Institute is located there. I am also a fan of Gus Malzahn who is one of the best offensive minds in CFB.

Kentucky. Rich Brooks

Arkansas. I like their uniforms and they play a style closer to west coast than most SEC teams.

LSU. Les Miles is so entertaining its hard to hate on him.

Dislikes.

Florida. CUM.

Bama. Saban. Obnoxious fans.

Georgia. Obnoxious, arrogant fans. Afraid to leave their comfy stadium and play decent teams outside the south.

No opinion about the rest.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

A fan

of Austrian economics are we, ja? Wunderbar!

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, I do have an opinion about South Carolina

We just HAVE to get the Cocks and Beavers together for a match. I can see it now, “The Cocks were disappointed having expected to nail some good tight ends only to encounter a bunch of wide receivers.”

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

The Trojans would probably have to get into that one, too.

Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.

by Al Orange on Dec 8, 2010 5:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep, an old friend of mine (God rest his soul) used to say the same thing.

“The Cocks really put it to the Beavers tonight….”

They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 8, 2010 1:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Humorists

of the world UNITE for that meeting!

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Pac-10

Like:
Oregon – I’ve liked the Ducks ever since watching an absolutely crazy bowl game (I can’t recall which one) they played against Colorado State back in the 80s.
Washington State – Had a chance to interact with some of their fans when we played them a few years back and was impressed with them.

Dislike:
USC – Although I actually kind of liked them back in the Rodeny Peete days, the first few years of this century ended any magnanimity I felt towards the Trojans.
Stanford – My dislike for Stanford has it’s roots in baseball. These guys kept us out of the College World Series a time or two in the 90s (I hate their stupid “Stunford” jerseys (the cursive “a” looks like a “u”)), and I’ve also resented their seeming domination of the Olympic sports. I’m happy every time we take a swimming title from them.

They say Cam shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy.

by Foy Onion on Dec 8, 2010 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

@ Foy Onion "Oregon – I’ve liked the Ducks ever since watching an absolutely crazy bowl game (I can’t recall which one) they played against Colorado State back in the 80s. "

Bloody hell. I had forgotten about the 1990 Freedom Bowl. I was at that game. It was at Anaheim Stadium and because of the earthquake dampeners the whole stadium shook when the Ducks scored. The referees screwed the Ducks when Bill Musgrave’s knee was deemed down on his 2 point conversion try to win the game at the end of regulation… argh!

Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless

by the_Duckinator on Dec 8, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

That's the one.

One of the things I remember about that game is the preponderance of green and yellow on the field. It was like watching photo negatives play football.

They say Cam shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy.

by Foy Onion on Dec 8, 2010 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

My first time

with USC was the Citrus bowl in Orlando following the 1986 season. Their band kept playing Fight On the whole game and their cheerleaders kept wanting them to go for two, which is strange because they only scored one TD.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

JD,
My favorite PAC-10 team has always been Arizona. Bear Down, and the old desert swarm defenses are probably why.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

1. i love Lane Kiffin. he is going to quietly erode what has made USC great again. good leaders give credit to their players and accept blame themselves – he does the opposite.

2. most rational fans were disappointed by the choices and lies he told. if he was honest about screwing up in the first place, he’d still be on the team. Chip Kelly is a tough discipline guy but also fair. we wish him well. he got us to a Rose Bowl. his highlights should still be cheered.

3. i love the full round robin schedule as a fan. i just wish national media could do the math on how it gives our conference automatic extra losses.

4. i happened to be in Austin TX the weekend where the rumors exploded that we stole the Big 12 South. that was fun. as Chip Kelly says, “tell us where to play and we’ll play them.” after finding out how much more money Texas and Oklahoma get than other members of the Big 12, it’s disgusting. equal revenue sharing is good. the champ game is good cuz that means we might get to see our team 1 more time per year.

5. Pac 10 entrance is a little more stringent than say the Big East (yes i’m looking at you TCU). of course expansion is about football revenue but your school also has to fit academically and have more than a good football team.

6. my only qualms about the divisions and schedules is that we can only play Washington once per year. sad face.

7. i base my sports hate on opposing fan bases and how they act. Washington. they’re old money. what’s the opposite of going undefeated? Arizona. worst. fans. ever. see 2009 post game in Tucson. SC. entitlement. the Beavers are more just a fun rivalry these days.

8. when USC was blowing everyone out, it was acceptable to lose to them. basically, if they went to the NC game, we could still possibly get to the Rose. ahh…the good ol’ days.

9. ever since Wisconson AD, Barry Alvarez, said, “we still play real football up here.” after they beat tOSU this year (who also plays real football i suppose), they moved to top of the list. we were rooting big time for a Wiscy/Stanford Rose Bowl so my 2nd fav coach Jim Harbaugh would have no mercy on his soul.

10. of course there is. most of the people, media, etc is east of the mississippi. i’m fine with it.

Question for Auburn fans: we think we have a pretty good crop of RBs on the team and have a better pipeline (2 redshirt frosh) who might be even better. how did you get Ronnie Brown, Brandon Jacobs and Cadillac Williams to all come there and get them enough touches? how did you not run for 600 yds/game when they were there?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

Arkansas had Darren McFadden, Felix Jones, AND Peyton Hillis all in the same backfield. We are about to have the same problem next year with Dyer, McCalebb, and whatever running back we land next year.

Your running back core is a bit deeper I’ll admit. Lache Seastrunk didn’t play a down this year? What are you high? it’s shark week!!!

But yeah, we do the whole Running Back U deal, when Bo Jackson is an alumni that usually sparks interest in young kids minds. We were I—l this close to getting Michael Dyer AND Marcus Lattimore last year. Could you imagine? Anyway, as for the past, Ronnie and Cadillac were stealing enough touches from each other, there was no way we could throw someone else in the mix. Tubs kind of lost the team after 04 in my opinion, and the team didn’t nearly have the chemistry of this squad. If the chemistry had been there, and the 04 team didn’t care who got the credit like this team does now, I mean… who knows. It’s hard to imagine that team doing any better than it did on the field.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Lache Seastrunk didn't play this season because we have 2 really good sophomore backs in front of him...

LaMichael James (obviously) and Kenjon Barner. Our number three back is dependable senior Remene Alston. Seastrunk also apparently had some issues in Fall Camp regarding trying to learn the playbook and trying break everything outside etc…

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Dec 7, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Barner is raw, in the highlight video I watched (which by the way, left me with a feeling like a seven year old watching paranormal activity. I had to say “we have cam newton… we have cam newton” out loud about three times) I was really impressed with him. Seastrunks high school highlights are ridiculous, if he ever get’s his stuff together that is a lot of talent you guys have.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Barner is still a defensive back learning how to play running back. his natural vision and speed allow him to make plays he shouldn’t be able to make yet.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Barner can be a little raw as a runner, but he was originally signed as a CB. After an injury to one of our RBs and suspension of Blount last year, he was converted to RB.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Barner had a severe concussion from a KO return mid-season.

This is the first game in which he looked 100% after missing 2 and getting limited reps until now. That’s why he looked so fast; he has fresh legs. Usually LMJ looks quicker (and is indeed the faster player) but he’s been beaten to a pulp. But: 5 weeks off.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Barner is the favorite player of a lot of us. Well, at least me. I was at the Wazzu game where he was concussed, and I was bawling as hard as LaMike was on the sidelines. So great to see him back — he gives us a great counterpunch in the backfield. Before the season we thought we’d see a lot of LMJ and KjB sets, but we really didn’t get much of this until the Civil War. I’d expect to see them both in the backfield in Glendale. A lot.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Ironic....

Barner is a degrading term used by Bammers to piss us off.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha!

I kept reading that way, too, until I figured out it was a player.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Kenyon Barner

He’s our second RB behind LMJ. He’ll be introducing himself to Auburn on Jan. 10 :)

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Fairley and Bynes look forward to meeting him...

head on :)

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

They need to get in front of him to do that.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

good thing they line up across from him then ;)

pesky sidelines…you can only go so far laterally.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

You’ll be surprised how they look wider when you play Oregon.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

And you’d better hope they’re not chasing the wrong player.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

We’ll call him KjB from here out to keep it straight.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I was scrolling and saw “Barner” and had to do a double take… I was like Bammer troll… and then figured it out.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Coincidental

actually, but since you deemed it ironic instead of coincidental, that is now officially recognized as ironic, so you kind of backed into that one, Todd.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Call me the Less Miles of syntax.....

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 9, 2010 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Stepbrother quotes are always worth a rec! why am i thinking Dyer and Lattimore had Oregon in their top 5 until Dontae Williams and Lache both showing signals for Oregon? Lattimore was closer but i think we had a chance on Dyer also.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Dyer commited mid season, and rumor has it ever since his first visit he was a silent commit. But who knows those sorts of things. I mean, Lattimore made the right choice as far as him getting touches and becoming USC (sorry, that’s our USC) entire ground game.

But I remember that hit on Barner. It was one of those where everyone around the TV springs to their feet and goes “DAAAYYYMMMNN”. But I’m glad he’s alright. That explained to me why that game was so close. Speaking of Was St, are they like your Vanderbilt without the academics? Pretty much a bye week. Or is there talent there but they just can’t be consistent.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Not quite...

Wazzu recently has been horrible. They had scary teams in Mike Price’s time there. They went to the Rose Bowl under him and in 2003 they had a 10 win season and a Holiday Bowl appearance. I’ve always considered them more of a South Carolina type team. One that lurks in the background and every once and a while makes a run for things. Remember from 1994-2000 the Pac-10 team was different each year, which speaks to the parity in the league.

I went to Wazzu for a game in 1998. their fans were pretty respectful for the most part. I also like the fact that their natural rival is UW and any team that hates the Huskies as much as we do is ok in my book.

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

uhm slight correction

“the Pac10 Rose Bowl team was….”

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

the fans at Wash St are great (read: like to drink). before Mike Price (the one that got fired before he coached a game at ‘Bama) left, they’d be really good every 3-4 yrs. now not so much.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been tossing ideas

around in my head about “A team of Destiny” t-shirt showing what that means to AU and UA…just can’t quite figure it and the moment has long since passed on price. But I crap up every time I hear the phrase “team of destiny”.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Destiny is a pole dancer.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

^^^^crack up

eeeesh bucking futterfingers tonite

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I can give you a couple of reasons

Firstly, Tuberville and Chizek are master recruiters as is other coachs on our staff. Secondly, when you have the nickname Running Back U and have graduated a bunch of studs to the NFL, good backs just want to follow
As far as the touches are concerned. Numbers of touches are only applicable in a “me” situation. Tuberville and now Chizek preach team so much players don’t get concerned about how much they shine, only how much they can help the team. AU is truly a family. One home game walkabout will confirm that.

by myauburn on Dec 7, 2010 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

We should have...

…..been world champs in 2003, but the coaching was AWFUL. It started with Greg Knox and the receivers, who could not catch a cold or run a route that wasn’t rounded off. No one can run every down and win in modern college football.

…..We had a bevy of NFL players that year, including Jay Ratliff, Reggie Torbor, Karlos Dansby, Dontarrious Thomas, Carlos Rogers, Marcus McNeil, Courtney Taylor, Ben Obomanu, Devin Aromashodu, Anthony Mix, Ronnie Brown, Brandon Jacobs, Carnell Williams and Jason Campbell.

……In the backfield, Tuberville and co. decided that Brandon Jacobs “ran too high,” and he was relegated to special teams, mop-up duty, and occasional jumbo-set extra fullback. Me, I think if you have an effective 260-pound tailback, you give him a lot of early carries to soften up defenses. THEN let your speed guys loose! As for Carnell and Ronnie, they both spent a considerable amount of their Auburn (AND NFL) careers banged up. It was actually rare to have ’em both healthy.

by Acid Reign on Dec 7, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

One Hyphenated Auburn-centric word.......

NALL-BALL!

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

just the mention of greg knox

makes my scrote draw up! Love me some Trooper. What he has done with our receivers is amazing. They don’t drop many…darvin dropping 2 in the SECCG was actually shocking to me.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

1.) Lane Kiffin? : I still cannot figure out why anyone anywhere made that “guy” a head coach.
He was classless to the Raiders and Tennessee. The only respect I give him is USC was one of the few teams to not fake injuries. But who knows if that was his doing.

2.) I was actually hopeful once we lost Masoli. Most of us Ducks fans knew what we had waiting in Daron Thomas,and we can remember what Joey Harrington did with 3 years of starting, so I was happy DT would get the chance.
I was happy Chip stuck by his word. He gave Masoli another shot and he failed.

3.) 9 game conference schedule is tough. I am happy though the Ducks will go down as the only team to ever beat all 9 other Pac 10 teams in 1 season. That is a neat distinction to have over USC and those girls up in coffeetown who wear purple.

4.) I view expansion as positive, because Colorado and Utah are good schools with good programs in some other sports that will benefit our conference.
Boise State never had a shot, look at Utah or Colorado on wikipedia, they both have multiple national titles in NCAA athletics, that fits with the Pac 10. Boise State used to be a junior college, all that makes them a university is football.
They are like those charter high schools that open up just to play basketball.

5.) Utah and Colorado connect with the other Pac 10 states-so I like that. Unlike the Big east adding TCU? At least all our teams are out west. Arizona also doesn’t have beach either so…

6.) I like the North and south in that it makes sense. For recruiting it won’t hurt the Ducks as much as say OSU or WSU. chip recruits nationwide and is even getting more top flight in state talent to stay rather than going to Nebraska like Suh, or USC like Polamalu did.

7.) Our 3 biggest rivals:

1.) Washington Huskies: Like many above posters I cannot explain how bad I hate the Huskies. here is a few reasons.

   1. When they were good they would come down here in their rvs and throw trash in our lots, beat up our fans, yell at us, cuss at children, etc, etc.
    2. It sucked growing up when both Oregon and OSU sucked and you would see more people in Oregon wearing Husky stuff.
    3. They wear purple. Purple is a girl color.
    4. See reason 1, but imagine another thousand such instances like that.
    5. Way back in history the Huskies tried to get us kicked out of the Pac 10. Also in like 1920 something a group of their fans tackled one of our guys as he was headed to the end zone for a win.
     6. They are the biggest bunch of purple wearing girls this side of Los Angeles
  

2.) Oregon State is a rivalry for in state rights, but the hate is mostly one sided. Oregon fans at least those of us who can remember before 2000, always pull for the Beavs if they are not playing the Ducks. Beav fans are not the same, they don’t care about state pride. Beaver fans still think this is 1902 and it is some culture war between a cow college and a country club college.
Beaver fans are the type to bring politics into every conversation, like your annoying uncle that wont shut up about the government on thanksgiving. They are harmless fun though.

3. No real third rival. But in Order of hate of other teams:

1.) Boise State
2. Ohio State
3.) LSU (Pac 10 fans don’t like Les Miles)

8.) I like parity

9.) Penn State, just for old Rose Bowl redemption.

10.) I know there is a media bias.

by KennyWheaton-for- on Dec 7, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

Arizona also doesn’t have beach either so…

so you’re trying to tell me that George Strait has been lying to me all these years?!?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me about it

I bought the Brooklyn Bridge and paid for it via Western Union.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

"Pac 10 fans don’t like Les Miles"

Why?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

i’m pretty sure he’s the outlier on that one. anyone that causes chaos in the SEC is good to me.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't get enough of the Mad Hatter personally.

Every time I watch an LSU game, his assistants have that “it’s just crazy enough to work” look on their faces.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I love Les Miles.

Balls of titanium; scrotum of carbon fiber mesh.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Brain of a Lemming.

I don't troll so I reserve the right to berate trolls as I see fit.

by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what compels one to watch.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I understand

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't insult Tom like that.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

My 10 Answers.

1. Lane Kiffin is a brat. Everything in his life has been handed to him by who his father is. While my respect for him shot up a little bit for his post game comments after us drubbing his team this year, it does NOT excuse his behavior in the NFL and at Tennessee.

2. Masoli… hrrrrmmm. Yeah While the guys had flashes of brilliance last year his throwing style always concerned me because he’s so short and his throws were sometimes very flat (thrown on a rope). His troubles made me roll my eyes. When he was kicked off the team. I had confidence that Chip Kelly would have either a) Nick Costa, a guy who due to bad kneee ligaments missed the opportunity to start not once but twice in his career at Oregon. His loss was painful for most of us more so than Masoli. b.) Darron Thomas, somewhat of a Dennis Dixon clone as far as size, knew he could perform didn’t expect him to be as good as he turned out.

3. I think the upside of a 9 game schedule is bigger than the down side of it. When you play that many conference games, it proves not on paper or in theory who is the best. The down side is what happened this year. Up and down teams beating the snot out of each other and only 4 bowl eligible teams which hurts the revenue side of things.

4. I was drooling at the thought of getting the Texas schools too. Texas, TTU, TAMU and even Baylor would have been a great addition to the conference not only athletically but academically. Boise State is crap. Always has been crap always will be crap. Crap school. Crap academics. Crap athletics. Crap Tv market. Crap.

5. Personally I was a fan of the “zipper” plan. Conference split into two divisions with your end of season rival in the opposite division. So UW, UofO, Cal, USC, Zona and Utah in one and the rivals in the other. Just made sense to me. I am satisfied with the North-South split though. I am glad we got the Bay area schools in our division. while in the 80’s, 90’s and most of the 2000’s So Cal was huge for our recruiting. Right now, it’s not a big deal that we wont be down in the L.A. Basin every year.

6. I grew up in southwest Washington. my family has been Ducks since my grandfather went there. My old man taught me right to hate the Huskies with a passion and I do. Nothing pleased me more than them going 0-12. I hope Nebraska demolishes them in the Holiday Bowl. OSU is different. I will cheer the Beavs 364 days out of the year. On Civil War, they get no love. Hell I even cheered for them in the Fiesta Bowl vs. Not a Dame… and USC. Yeah in the early 90’s I had to sit next to the USC band at Autzen stadium and I was ready to kill people after the game. They are so snotty and pretentious. the rest in order, Zona, Cal, Furd, UCLA (but I loathe Neuweasel), ASU, then Wazzu.

7. I think parity is GREAT. The NCAA limiting scholarships to 85 in football is the greatest thing to happen to college football. It makes for better games.

8. Meh… see answer to 7…

9. Michigan. my ex-brother-in-law is a alumnus and i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE gloating to him about our 2-0 record in the 21st century vs. Big Blue. :D

10. I think there is still an east coast bias. Tom Hansen, former commisioner of the Pac-10 had a terrible TV deal for the conference and I think Larry Scott, his replacement) will work it out so that we may have more EST friendly time slots open up for the conference. I think we play some damn good football out here but no one pays attention when the kickoff happens at 10:30 pm EST. :\

10.

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

What NFL team do Ducks fans usually root for?

I’m a Falcons fan, but I’ve met Auburn fans who like the Titans and Saints, as well

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by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

carolina and ravens. a lot of ducks on each squad.

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by NEP on Dec 7, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Sigh...

I hate the NFL now but when I was a teenager, I am a geographic fan so I cheered for the Mariners, the Seahawks and the Trailblazers. The only one of those teams that I follow now are the Mariners even though they are terrible.

The Ducks own the deed to the space-time continuum...
It was first owned by Christian McLemore...
Then Patrick Johnson...
Then Keenan Howry...
Then Demetrius Williams...
Then a speed bump in which Jaison Williams was the heir apparent but passed on owning it, just holding it for...
Jeff Maehl. :)

by the_Duckinator on Dec 7, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I sir, do not give a damn!

I find the NFL intensly boring 90% of the time. It hold no candle, not even to the Big East*.

*except for PITT

by Quack Patty on Dec 7, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

NFL teams.

I have been a Steelers fan since I saw them lose to Dallas in the Super Bowl in 1996.
My hatred for the Cowboys, and seeing how good the Steelers were in losing made me a fan of Cowher, and Neil Odonnell and slash. I didn’t even know their rich history then.But I have been well schooled by Steelers fans now, and I am proud to be a terrible towel waving Steeler faithful for 15 years now, until I die no matter what.

Also, I hate the Seahawks for playing the same city as the Huskies, so I don’t care for them.
If Oregonians knew how people up there talk about us, they wouldn’t pull for them either.

by KennyWheaton-for- on Dec 7, 2010 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

join fantasy football

it makes it watchable

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by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

No single answer.

Seahawks would seem to be obvious, but it’s not really true. I am part of a Packers family going back to a great-Grampa (Mom’s grandpa) who settled in Green Bay.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t really care much for the NFL. It usually takes time and effort, when I could be watching college football on ESPN3 instead.

With that said, I’ll sort of follow a team that has a Duck that I’ve really liked, and the Duck will be major contributor. That means teams like Pittsburgh, Baltimore, Carolina, and Seattle.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 7, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey JD

Where is the SECCG score winner results? I think I had it.

by myauburn on Dec 7, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll post the results when I post a NC game prediction thread closer to the game

I looked the other day, though, and I don’t think you were the winner

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by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That's

a long time in between threads. Be sure to not skip out on practice.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Cowboys.

…..Born there, and will be even with the ridiculous carnival Jerry Jones runs.

by Acid Reign on Dec 7, 2010 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Les Miles hatred

It stems from back in 05 when he made comments about the Pac 10 being weak.
I just find that yankee a faker. He is all coaching in the SEC acting like he speaks for the south, when he played in a conference ( the Big 10) that the pac 10 has been spanking over the last 20 years (save last years Rose Bowl).

The Les Miles thing is more a conference than team thing. Although i am not the first Duck I have seen on here want a piece of Miles.

by KennyWheaton-for- on Dec 7, 2010 2:31 PM CST reply actions  

The Florida thing.

To put it in a Pac-10 perspective:

USC is Alabama, with all the tradition and so forth.

Stanford is Vanderbilt, the highly regarded academic institution that rarely matters in football.

Washington is Florida. They claim to be equal to USC in football tradition (HAH!) and to Stanford academically (HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!). And they’ll tell you as much any chance they get.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

The traditional SEC powers....

UF not being one of them consider UF to be new money……think tacky…… gold chains, tank tops, 80’s camaro’s, and Jean shorts (Jorts)….you know kinda like New Jersey with warmer weather.

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

See, you're getting it. But it's more sushi and taking the yacht to Montlake for the game.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

UF had one SEC championship and no NC's before the 90's.....

and we the whipping boy of the SEC……they have had a couple of decades of success and suddenly they are a “traditional power”….sorry recent success doesn’t translate to “tradition”. To look and see what I mean look at their records against Traditional SEC teams (which means everyone except USCe and Rkansas). When your all time includes losing records against a Mississippi team…..nuff said. Besides Urban Meyer is like the kid that nobody likes because he’s…..well honestly he’s just a dick.

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

"were the whipping...."

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

But, the thing is

They are in such a talent-rich state, that they aren’t going to be going away ever again, most likely

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by jd is legend on Dec 7, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah just like the Noles and the "U" never faded.....

ooh wait a minute.

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd say UF is the reason

that the other two are fading. Being in the SEC which lately is a pipeline directly to the NCG carries some weight with recruits. That said, a sideline full of prima donnas does not a team make. So yes, it does remain to be seen if UF can avoid the fade FSU and UM are in although UF is heading that direction in a hurry.

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by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It's cyclical....

when FSU or Miami rise the others have to go down a notch….and with UCF, USF, FAU, and FIU taking some of the middle talent along with the rest of the country (not least of which is AU) getting a few blue chips here and there……UF won’t be on top perenially.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Not buying Stanford as Vandy.

Vandy has shown that they really don’t care if their teams are any good, and are only in the SEC for the reflected glory.

Stanford, OTOH, has big investments in athletics across the board. Yes, they sucked for a while, but they did get to the Rose in ’99, and are quite competitive now.

You won’t be seeing Vanderbilt in a BCS game any time soon. Trust me on that.

Maybe academically, Stanford is Vanderbilt, but that’s as far as the analogy goes.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Note I said "rarely matters in football."

Sheez, Benz. Work with me here.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, okay. But I don’t think Vandy has “mattered” in football since LBJ was president. Maybe someone can correct me here?

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Has Stanford?

Other than messing up our seasons a couple of times? Even Elway never made a bowl.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Since ‘64 and the advent of two-platoon football, Vandy has been to 3 bowl games — the ’74 Peach Bowl, the ’82 Hall Of Fame Classic, and the ’08 Music City Bowl. In that time they’ve only been ranked in the AP twice, getting as high as #13 in 2008 and falling out a couple of weeks later. Their high-water seasons:
2008 7-6
1982 8-4 (note: NO winning seasons between 82 and 08)
1975 7-4
1974 7-3-2

Those are the ONLY winning seasons Vandy’s had in the last 50 years. Four. And never more than 8 wins.

In the same period Stanford has been to 13 bowls — including three Rose Bowls — if you include this year, has been ranked in the AP at least once in 23 of those seasons, and finished in the top 10 four times.

No contest.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Again, rarely.

13 bowls? Hell, the FUSKIES are going to “a bowl.”

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Just saying that comparing Stanford’s success to Vandy is silly.

And 13 is a lot more than 3, won’t you agree?

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

For the love of...

THEY ARE NOT GENERALLY A PLAYER IN THE GODDAMN PAC-10. CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE IT THE FREAKING HELL ALONE?!!!

Whew! I feel better now.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

So, you’re saying 13 = 3?

You should know better than to ask me to leave something alone. Don’t you even read our own site?

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

A) No, never said that.

B) sigh

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Not piling on, but you know what other Pac team has only been to 13 bowls since 1964?

Arizona.

And guess who’s only been to 12?

Cal. This one surprised me. Yes, Stanford has been to more bowls than Cal.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cal had a long period of general suckage. Their glory years are still the early 1920’s.

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by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, not exactly. Under Pappy Waldorf they were in the Rose Bowl three straight years between ’48 and ’50. Their last appearance was in ’59.

My wife’s uncle was an assistant coach for Cal between ’47 and ’55. To hear him tell it, those were the greatest teams ever. He always had an excuse why they never went undefeated.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

One of those

Thanks to our pals in Seattle.

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by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yea

I think they LOVE to claim 3-4 back-dated national championships from that era. Total Bullshit!

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

SEC elitism

this is why we are labeled elitists. Our conversations start off innocent enough like this one and then devolve into who has more wins, conference championships, or national titles. Current PAC conversation devolves into who has more bowl appearances…….?

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by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

What bothers most PAC 10 fans about SEC fans is...

They rally around their conference opponents and talk them up. Since most play shitty OOC schedules nobody knows how good they are until after the bowls are played and even then it depends on the matchups.

While it pisses us off to be referred to as the PAC 01 or that we don’t play defense many PAC 10 team fans like to see their conference rivals get the crap beat out of them OOC. Some more than others, of course. It’s logical since we all recruit out of the same areas. What good does it do us if USC or Arizona win a big game? Nothing unless we’ve already creamed em and their other wins make our SOS look better (Furd).

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s variable, and depends on the person.

I would have felt a lot better if Nevada had beaten UW or OSU 52-21 than Cal.

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

In reply....

we would be happy if the PAC10 had 9 or 10 teams that hit as hard as the best two or three teams and then we might see the PAC10 schedule as more of a gauntlet….it’s not enough that we can beat certain teams most years it’s that even Vandy will leave a nasty bruise…..that’s another reason that the SEC is considered a gauntlet of a scedule….even the crappy teams will wear you down while you beat the hell out of them. I don’t expect you to understand because you rarely ever see the less than matchups in the SEC.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes I now include Utes and Buffs into that equation....

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Utah has the most to gain from joining the conference. Colorado clearly is dogcrap at the moment, in football anyway. Given some of the statements from their AD, it may remain that way for awhile.

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by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I was pretty shocked by....

the PAC10 invitation to Colorado…..my only thought was how do you go from saying “hey Texas come join us” to “WTF let’s invite Colorado”…….Utah isn’t that sexy of an add on but they aren’t the complete mess that Colorado is.

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was excited about the PAC 16 superconference. Oh well. At least Oklahoma fans know that their school is officially Texas’s bitch, so something positive came out of it. :)

I don’t think its a dead issue. The revenue projections from the “Big 12” seem pretty unrealistic to me.

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by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's a Southern thing

to unite behind your conference mates the way we in the SEC do. Some in the blogosphere won’t admit it, but I always root for SEC teams in bowl games every single time. During the regular season, I do admit to enjoying SOME schadenfruede during OOC games.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I remember

a video from a tavern of a bunch of drunken Ohio State fans cheering on Appy State when they beat Big Blue in their own stadium. It was pretty hilarious. That was a week before we visited them and won big in 2007 but it didn’t help our movement up in the polls as much as it would have had Michigan won that game, LOL

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by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

THAT

was the epic FBS FAIL until the Vaginal Tech/James Madison game this year.

But MY, how they’ve come back.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget....

Ole Piss and Jax State.

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by Todd92 on Dec 9, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Which has exactly WHAT to do with the point of this thread?

I know you love to wander around looking at all the trees and fuzzy bunnies and earthworms, but can you even remember what the forest looked like in my original post?

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing,

which is exactly what stanford and vandy have to do with auburn and oregon playing in the nc. I realize we can’t just talk about our two teams for the whole 35 days. As an SEC guy I just found it comical that you referenced bowl appearances. Down here it isn’t about how many times you’ve played in a game it’s how many times you’ve won (ie Ohio St. does not want to talk about its last two NC bowl appearances). Hopefully Jan. 10 we can become relevant in that discussion on a national level rather than a conference level.

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by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I think he was trying to draw an analogy of Stanford as the Vandy of the Pac-10.

The difference being that I can’t figure out why Vandy even bothers any more. What’s keeping them in the SEC, anyway? Their string of suckitude goes beyond anything Oregon State ever lived through.. and it’s not like they’re a basketball school, either. What do they get out of conference membership?

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

good point...

that I’ve often wondered myself… Several years ago Vandy completely shut down their Athletic Department. Athletics are now controled at the university level. What more evidence do you need? lol
Perhaps one day Vandy will be shown the door or leave. I’d love to have Georgia Tech back, or FSU, perhaps Texas AM is still interested?

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

They boost the academic rating by 15 points...

Other than that…I got nothin’

They gonna be a lot of days when you lay your guts on the line and you come up empty-handed. They ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back and lay 'em on the line again, and again, and again....You'll keep fightin' like you did today, you'll keep playin' like that, we can build a foundation we can live a looong, long time on at Auburn." -Pat Dye, 1981

by SandMountainTiger on Dec 8, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

See, you forgot the original point.

Which was about how the Fuskies want to think they’re equal to Stanford academically and to SCw football-wise.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 8, 2010 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Honestly

I don’t know either. Only they can answer that and I’ve never heard them mention it.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Another way to look at it is

if Stanford can compete in inter-collegiate athletics despite their stiff entrance requirements, why can’t Vandy?

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by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

however I will concede

you were talking about vandy, so bowl appearance is probably the high point

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by tigertracker on Dec 7, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I know a Vandy grad

I was talking to him about a Vol fan Ive known for years. He said what they chant at football games with Tennessee is, “You’ll beat us today, but tomorrow you’ll be our janitors.” :)

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by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Variant of the old Northwestern cheer

It’s all right
It’s OK
You’ll be working for us someday

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Ooh! An earthworm!

Hmm, I just happen to have been dragging this fishin’ pole around…

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by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

In all fairness....

Arizona wasn’t a PAC10 team for most of those years……they were a big team in a lesser conference as was ASU….and let’s face it those lesser conferences didn’t get invited to bowl games very often until the number of bowls started ballooning in the 80’s

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by Todd92 on Dec 8, 2010 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't doubt it........

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by Todd92 on Dec 7, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Did everybody see this?

SI covers

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

Cool questions

1. Lane Kiffin gets hated by me for being USC’s coach, plain and simple. Of course his baggage from the SEC days doesn’t help. If his lukewarm PAC-10 debut is any indication, you’re right in thinking Harbaugh and Kelly, and probably Sarkisian (UW) and Reiley (OSU) have all got the leg up in coaching on this guy.

2. It definitely hurt to see Masoli throw away what would probably have been a stellar 2010 for him in a Duck’s uniform. That said, I actually felt confident that Thomas or Nate Costa would be up to the task. Darron Thomas especially flashed some brilliance, leading the Ducks to a near comeback against Boise State in 2008. The Duck’s winning heals all wounds of course!

3. I understand the arguments against a nine game schedule, but I feel that it makes our conference unique and has been a good way to determine a true champ without a CCG. I think it’s fun to have it out for every team in the conference every year too. The nine game schedule also makes the PAC-10 season a real grind even without the same amount of quality teams that a conference like the SEC has.

4. I’m really excited about the conference expansion, and I think that having the CCG at the home of the team with the best record is another great and unique idea for the PAC-12. I’m also hoping that the new divisions will serve to intensify regional rivalries, and I’m looking forward to seeing new faces in the conference.

5. I’m not as sure about Utah, but if you look at other factors besides football, I’m pretty sure that CU is a good fit. Boulder fits in with the culture of the rest of the PAC-12, and is a top notch educational institution as well. I think Utah is going to be an immediate football factor in the PAC-12 south. I wouldn’t be surprised if they make the CCG next year. I think Boise could have fit football-wise, maybe Nevada too, but I feel like the choices to bring on Utah and Colorado were made for the right, other-than-football, reasons.

6. I’m glad that the new divisions keep all the natural rivals together. (i.e. AZ schools, SoCal schools, Bay schools, Oregon schools and Washington Schools.) I’m also looking forward to watching new divisional rivalries intensify. There are going to be pros and cons to any first time divisional split. I like going with the straightforward, geographical way of splitting things. From a pure football fan (no dollars and cents) perspective, I’m really happy with the new conference!

7. Oregon State has to be number one. Anyone who tells you otherwise just isn’t paying close enough attention. Corvallis is a 45 minute drive form Eugene. We’re the state Liberal Arts school, they’re the Land Grant school. For 10 years the series was split every other year with the home team winning until OSU got a win in Eugene in 2007. The Ducks returned the favor in 2008, and ever since then a BCS bowl has been on the line in civil war. Washington is out of my top 3 for now. They used to be hated, but the series has been so dominated by the Ducks recently that I think it’s fallen off. USC gets my nod at number 2 because of their recent conference run, and the new changing of the guard. I think Cal is a solid number three. We compete for the same recruits, have played lots of close games, and Oregon ALWAYS struggles in Berkley, not just this year. I look for the Oregon-Stanford rivalry to heat up in the new north division, especially if Harbaugh sticks around

8. USC had an amazing run. I think this has been and will remain a competitive conference. Having one loss teams like Cal and Oregon getting left out of the Rose Bowl did really suck though.

9. Hmmm…we had some historic wins against Michigan in 2003 and 2007, though they aren’t the same team these days. How about the new Big 10 team Nebraska? Let our offense prove its mettle against their D!

10. The only bias I can think of is that folks just don’t stay up late enough on the east coast. Everyone knows Oregon and Stanford this year. I haven’t been put off by coverage this season.

by dancameronw on Dec 7, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

There are too many long posts...

and there are 35 days left. I think I will skip today and return tomorrow. See ya tomorrow y’all.

"We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor." - president of "the" Ohio State University.

by BisonDucks on Dec 7, 2010 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

Piling on..

1) I’d be happy as a pig in sherbet if Kiffin was to be named Coach For Life at USC. He’s shown he’s never going to be a better coach than he is right now. Sort of like I begged UW to keep Lambright back in the day. The only downside is that he appears to be a solid recruiter, which makes it harder for us to grab the SoCal players we both want.

2) Masoli was ridiculous, in a good and bad way. We were all ready to write him off last season, even through the Utah game, and then he tore up Cal, completing something like 140% of his passes. But I don’t think any of us expected him to take us to the “next level”, as his passing deficiencies were exploited against Ohio State. I said after the Rose Bowl that I didn’t think he’d ever be much better than he was in 2009, a fact sadly borne out @ Ole Miss, where he didn’t have the personnel on-field to mask his deficiencies. I personally think we would have lost two or three games this season without him (Cal and ASU for sure, and maybe Stanford). I’m personally happy he found a school that will allow him to pursue his dream of parks and recreation management, something Oregon just couldn’t do for him on a graduate level.

3) Round robin? Meh. It was nice to be unique, but we take a hit nationally by not having the ability to schedule a near-guarantee 4th victory, a problem that will continue going forward. However, I think people put too much into the whole round-robin thing. It only lasted five years, after all. Not exactly TRADITION.
(UW fans note with glee that when we won the conf outright in 2001, we “ducked” them, making the title somewhat invalid. Oh, and we didn’t win the Rose Bowl either. Which might give you insight on the whelp mentality.)

4) and 5) Anything for better TV coverage and improved bowl tie-ins. The trip to Pullman isn’t that big a deal for the team — it’s not as if they were riding school buses up there — and I don’t think missing the southern teams on occasion is bad; the impact on recruiting remains to be seen but I think it’s overrated.. we’re recruiting Texas pretty well lately, and haven’t played a game there in several years.
12 teams can’t hurt, Colorado has at least a piece of a NC in its history although they’re kind of sucking lately, and Utah has good programs in foobaw and hoops. Big win all around IMHO. As for fBSU, no way — the academics aren’t there; the Pac presidents are kind of a snooty bunch. Same reason you’d never see BYU in the conf.

6) I personally favored the “California zipper”, which would have put Cal and UCLA in the north division with us; seems that would have solved the recruiting visit problem and still allowed the Cal schools to play with each other, which was what prompted their hissyfit.. But I’m ok with it as constituted. It was very important to us to keep the NW rivalries alive. Nobody wants to miss an opportunity to beat the Huskies again.

7) UW and OAC for sure (OAC = Oregon Agricultural College, the name under which the alleged “university” in Corvallis was founded, and the acronym stuck with some of us, mainly me, sort of like nobody wants to call Candlestick Park “3Com Park” or whatever they’re insisting on calling it now); the 3rd rival varies based on competition, but I think most of us really, really hate Arizona for the level of nastiness that was laid upon us the last few trips down there. Plus, Mike Stoops is a jackass.. easy to hate teams with coaches you hate. (Unlike others here, I’m not as hating on Neuweasel lately, because he’s doing a great job at keeping UCLA irrelevant.)

8) The thing about USC is that for DECADES, the national perception was that if USC was down, the entire conference was down. This dates back to the days of the Pac-8, when they held a stranglehold on the conference going back to the mid-60s. It’s always been hard to overcome that perception.. and when it looked for a while in the mid-00s as though Petey was creating a permanent New Trojan Dynasty, there was a bit of reflected glory.. but not enough to overcome the fact that they were almost impossible to beat, either on the field or in recruiting. Fortunately, the new rules on scholarship limits and travel squads and recruiting have helped level the playing field in general, and the constraints USC is now under will make it very difficult for them to do much more than tread water for several years to come (Carroll kind of left the cupboard bare for them).
I think the league is still considered “better” if its historic marquee team is doing well. What I don’t want to see is for them to become another UW.. because if you think Husky fans are insufferable when they’re down, you’ve never met a Trojan honk.

9) Are you sure I can’t pick Ohio State? Okay. I’ll pick Penn State, because I’m still bitter about 1995. Or Nebraska, if they’re eligible, because during a series of forgettable paycheck games back during The Suffering (1972-1993), the cumulative score was 206-28, and I don’t have to tell you who got the 28.

10) Of course there is an East Coast Bias. That’s where the people live. I’d expect nothing less. Just gives us something else to get pissy about.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 4:34 PM CST reply actions  

Wait

@6. Cal and Stanford are with you in the north. What was the alternative? To put the newbies in the north and leave the California and Arizona schools together?

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 7, 2010 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

The "zipper theory" is a bit different.

He’s not quite correct. The zipper would have split every natural rivalry into different divisions, but guaranteed you’d play your rival every year plus guarantee 2 games against Cal schools every year, one NoCal and one SoCal.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

There were multiple zippers

One was the California only zipper, which placed the AZ schools in the South and the New schools in the North and divided California with one North and one South school in each division

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That one rightfully died a quick death.

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I just read what I wrote

I meant to say it would place the Mountain and AZ schools in one division, and the NW schools in another, then zippering California.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

The California Zipper would have put one NorCal and one SoCal team in the North.

I was definitely NOT in favor of the Jon Wliner Zipper, which would have split the conf down the middle, which would have benefitted no interest group that I could define.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The Oregon and Washington schools nixed that idea though.

Because it would have set up a Big 12 type situation, where all the big market teams are in the same division.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Dec 7, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's the zipper:

http://pac12cooler.com/post/773806609/pac-12-cooler-proposal

"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2010 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Good questions.

1. I think Lane Kiffin is…well, for one, not a very good coach. He is where he is today mostly because of USC’s players during their heydey last decade. He’s a douche, too. Lest we forget that he was USC’s 4th pick to become their head coach.

2. Masoli deserved to be kicked off of the team. Stealing laptops is absolutely inexcusable and stupid. He’s lucky that Kelly let him stay onto the team, despite a year-long suspension. The marijuana citation put it over the top. He needed to go. After his dismissal, it was my honest belief that the offense would be a more well-oiled machine with Darron Thomas at the helm because of his far superior passing skills. I was right.

3. Round-robin is awesome. I’ll miss it when we expand to 12 teams. You get to match up with everybody, every year. I love it.

4. Conference championship game will be at the home field of the team with the best conference record (which is awesome). I like the expansion to 12 teams, especially if Colorado gets better.

5. I think Utah and Colorado were both sensible additions. Boise would not have been. No media market, small stadium, and they aren’t very good at anything other than football. Horrible academically, too.

6. I prefered the north-south split to the zipper. Cal fans would beg to disagree.

7. I’d go with UW, OSU, and Cal/USC/wherever Neuheisel is.

8. I’m a fan of parity, as long as we rule it.

9. Northwestern. Just Kidding….um, I’ll go with Wisconsin. Bielema is a dick.

10. Yes, and it’s hard not to be. Most east costers don’t stay up to watch the Pac-10 play.Games aren’t televised as frequently here.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 7, 2010 5:42 PM CST reply actions  

A little bit...

….on the “fall-down” clock-slowing phenomena… I think Auburn’s been less subject to it this year. First off, Cam’s not afraid to toss the first play, and check off to the sideline. That takes time. Also, there have been stretches where we were terrified about what would come next for our D. Often, especially with a lead, we’ve been adept at milking that play-clock WAY down before the snap!

by Acid Reign on Dec 7, 2010 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Dennis Dixon injury?

Where does the Dennis Dixon injury rank among all time Oregon heart break moments?

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

#1 in my lifetime

He was primed to win the Heisman and Oregon was headed to the BCS title game.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 7, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Mine too.

2nd: 1988. Musgrave’s attempt to tackle an ASU linebacker with his collarbone. We were 6-1 and had just beaten UW and were smelling roses, or at least suns or something. QB goes down, team loses five straight. Eerily familiar 19 years later.

3rd would be Joey’s Tip Drill in the 2000 Civil War, throwing us into a three-way tie for the title, and watching our two biggest rivals head off to BCS games while we’re stuck playing bloody Texas in San Diego.

4th was more general — being thrown into probation for the 1980 season (the phony grade scandal that swept America, along with various other felonies and misdemeanors widely alleged but rarely proven). That could have been the first really, really good Oregon team in a generation.

Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.

by benzduck on Dec 7, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Those 3 words shall not be uttered consecutively.

Here’s the deal-if you do that, I’ll say something positive about Alabama, like their dominant 2009-10 season and their National Championship last year.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 7, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

word, I knew it would be touchy, I’ll never go there. Cam will do this thing late in games where he takes an extra two seconds to get up after the play to milk clock, and everytime my heart skips a beat. I was bummed as a college football fan to see him go down too. Like I said, always had respect for Oregon.

by war7eagle on Dec 7, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad we're on the same page. I go into convulsions when I read about "that event" most of the time.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 7, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Unequivocally #1

I’d be surprised to find a Duck fan that says otherwise, with the possible exception of benzduck who has woven every painful Duck moment into his own personal hairshirt.

by daisyduck on Dec 7, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

You just made me cry. Thanks.

It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"

by JShufelt on Dec 8, 2010 10:01 AM CST up reply actions  

1. Kiffin is obnoxious, but I’ll suffer him as long as he’s a below-average coach in the conference. My biggest fear is that he’ll turn out to be decent coach.

2. By the time Masoli was finally kicked off, I think most Duck fans agreed with Chip’s decision. Most people just thought he was a dumbass. That said, I thought the loss of Masoli spelled big problems for the Ducks this season. I thought we’d be starting Nate Costa, who was decent but would have been a significant downgrade. It turned out to be the best of all worlds: Masoli’s gone, Chip makes a point, and the Ducks are (probably) better than they would have been with him.

3. I liked the round robin. There were no excuses and no “what ifs”. You got to see every team every year. I’m sure it was rough on programs and their W columns, but it was great for fans. I prefer it to a conference championship game.

4. I’m not a big fan of conference expansion. I don’t think Oregon benefits much. The conference gets more money and exposure, but I really do think the scheduling is an issue. It’s good for most of the conference (and great for Colorado/Utah), but I think Oregon and Washington lost just as much as they’ll gain.

I don’t think the lack of a conference championship hurt the PAC-10 at all. Overall, the PAC-10 did not have trouble getting teams into the BCS. Yeah, there were some snubs, but what conference can’t say that. The bowl tie-ins for the non-elite teams were much more of an issue.

5. I don’t have a problem with the choice of Utah and Colorado. Boise is good at football right now, but not even close to the rest of the PAC-10 academically or just as an institution. I would almost have rather absorbed some West Coast Conference mid-majors.

6. The North-South division split is OK with me. I kind of liked the “zipper” idea though; which would have split the conference down the center of each of the traditional rivalries. e.g, Oregon and Oregon State would have been in different divisions. It would just have been weird to market it.

To me, the interesting thing about the North-South split is the prospect that the North, without the traditional powers, might turn out to be the better division for a long time. Oregon and Stanford are easily the two best teams this year. Oregon State under Riley, even this year with all the losses, is one of the most absurdly underrated programs in the country. Washington and Cal have decent programs. The South has USC, UCLA, the Arizona schools which have traditionally been pretty bad, and the newcomers, who should struggle for a few years at least.

7. Oregon’s rivals: 1) Oregon State; 2) Washington; 3) Cal; 4) USC.

Oregon’s struggled a little against Cal over the last decade or so. They have a coaching staff full of former Ducks and compete with Oregon for tons of recruits. I think that’s enough to put them over USC.

8. The USC dynasty made the conference uninteresting. I’d much rather have the parity (unless it’s Oregon dominating!)

9. I don’t really have beef with the big 10. Maybe Wisconsin? I do have it out for half of the big 12 though, starting with Oklahoma.

10. Sure, there’s regional biases everywhere. I think there’s a little bit of east-coast bias in college football as a whole. It’s not a big deal though. The general idea of “bias” definitely gets overstated sometimes, and blamed for things it shouldn’t be.

by jambo on Dec 7, 2010 10:30 PM CST reply actions  

Water Bamboo

Oregon just plays to win the day, they just water bamboo

by Gauss Distro on Dec 8, 2010 7:46 AM CST reply actions  

What factor or player on Auburn's team scares UO fans; other than Cam Newton

For me, what scares me about UO is that their QB might be severly under rated…

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 8, 2010 12:25 PM CST reply actions  

Cam #1
Fairley #2 – we need to be able to get our running game into full swing and normally LaMichael gets a lot of yards between the tackles. He’s going to have to be extremely effective on the outside in this game.

by daisyduck on Dec 8, 2010 12:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Fariley

He’s a beast.
But he doesn’t scare me nearly like the prospect of keeping Cam in check.

Darron Thomas is a good QB and is under rated, but he is not great yet.
At times this year he has made great throws and then he’ll look like Masoli the next.
I think next year he will be great.

by sacduxnutz on Dec 8, 2010 12:39 PM CST reply actions  

RIVALS

I don’t know if this has been said already… too many comments, tl;dr. But the comments I did read did not mention my most intense hatred in the answer to the question about our rivals.

Boise State.

I hate them.

by Brandon Duckerson on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM CST reply actions  

What a classy group of people on this board

I am impressed by everyone on here. What a great read. My two cents are as follows.

It is so weird to me with Oregon going to the big game. I remember when the only teams winning in Autzen was South Eugene High School. Now it is this loud mecca of football. Thank you Brooks for starting something awesome.

In regards to Masoli, I never really liked him as our QB, he couldnt throw the ball to save his life, especially on the run. He had a pretty good knowledge of the spread option and made the smart decision most of the time, but teams like Ohio State last year were able to plug the holes and force him to throw, and he cant. So needless to say I wasnt that worried about him leaving. I had always thought Costa was the better choice. I was worried about Thomas winning the job, but after watching his accuracy in game one i was sold.

Washington like their mascot can eat shit.

I love the chance of having a championship game in the PAC12 but I will miss being able to see my ducks at least once every year since I live in SO Cal now.

Utah and Colorado were good choices for sure due to academics and overall quality of sports programs.

When it comes to Big 10 almost every one of my friends are UofM guys so for them Michigan State can be my hated team :)

by Eazy on Dec 8, 2010 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

I've seen

Masoli a few times this year, against us, Alabama and Miss State. He strikes me as the kind of guy who is always looking to break something open, but rarely did. Everybody just shut him down.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Masoli for the most part was a good qb for us. He has a quick release and imo is a better passer than given credit for and as a typical Samoan he is fearless and just runs over people. I don’t know…maybe he should have kept the ‘fro’ or perhaps he just doesn’t fit in Nutt’s offense. I’m glad he had the opportunity to play out his final year of eligibility at a relatively decent football school.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I should add that I didn’t watch a single Mississippi game this year so I never saw him in action.

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair

he is a grad student. Who knows how much time he had for football with all the time reqs of the parks and rec dept.

by sacduxnutz on Dec 9, 2010 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Is profanity allowed on this site?

I thought it might be fun to post the lyrics (plus a link to the tune) of our respective renditions of our rivals fight songs. :)

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 9:40 PM CST reply actions  

USE

astericks for key letters.

It’s just our thing. I curse like a sailor in real life.

An Auburn victory in Tuscaloosa, a SEC championship AND a national championship are defintely NOT part of 'The Process'.

by War Eagle Atlanta on Dec 8, 2010 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Okay, here's one. Sing along :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUompIud9w

OSU our pants are off to you
Beavers, bastards, sons of bitches too,
we’ll smoke your cigarettes, we’ll f*ck your majorettes
OSU f*ck you!

If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!

by Old Ducker on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

most of our cheers are safe PG

Here’s one we do against Bama. They have a cheer called Rammer Jammer they sing after a win, It’s highly obnoxious, its sung to the Hey Song, it goes:
Hey (insert team they just beat)!
We just beat the hell outta you
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer* Give em Hell Alabama

We sing “Reverse” Rammer Jammer to them when we beat them:
Hey Alabama!
We just beat the hell outta you
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer GO TO HELL ALABAMA!

*a yellow hammer is a wood pecker, it’s the state bird.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 9, 2010 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I’d honesty would prefer this site to be called “Track it Tiger” for the acronym alone.

The question that I have is, how is the AU special teams? Oregon’s ST has been stellar this year. This game could very well come down to special teams.

by Jayon on Dec 8, 2010 11:24 PM CST reply actions  

AU Special Teams

Kicking- Wes Byrum; Nickname Lord Byrum. He’s clutch, and awesome. He’s the point leader in Auburn school history. I’d give him an A- only because he missed one in the SECCG game.

Kickoff- B, or B-
Kickoff Return B-
Punting C
Punt Return C or C-, some games an F.

by DyeHardAUFan on Dec 9, 2010 7:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm A Little Late To Your Party, But I'll Still Get Drunk And Answer Your Questions!

1) It is likely the 2010 season will be the high water mark for Kiffin @ SC. The erosive effects of probation are only now just beginning to be felt. My guess is he’ll be in LA for another 2, perhaps 3 years then gone. As far as liking or disliking the guy – I don’t know him. I do know I’m perfectly happy with the results of both Oregon teams when they played Kiffin’s Trojans this season.

2) Maybe (now that the regular season is over) I am in the distinct minority, but I really thought, going into September, that the Ducks would suffer from Masoli’s departure. I figured 2 losses. Which would have been a shame, but Masoli is the one who tipped Kelly’s hand. I never had a problem with Kelly – he treated Masoli well – and gave him an opportunity to face his problems and really shine this season. Masoli blew it. Kelly stood strong, which is what any coach must do if he wishes to keep his team’s respect.

3) I loved the 9 game conf. schedule. When you play each and every team year after year it builds rivalries outside of the traditional rival games. It also leads to closer games as tendancies are easier to predict. It is no walk in the park for any team to go thru the PAC 10 undefeated. I think Oregon is the first and only team to do it.

4) So no, I don’t like the new North/South split. I understand it. I’ve seen enough of college football to know all these schools are whores to the almighty dollar and no matter how much $$$ they are bringing in each year, it is never enough. I appreciate they will all make more thru expansion. Great for them. Fine. No doubt they won’t need help spending it.

5) See #4 above. Colorado and Utah make as much sense as Texas and Oklahoma State. But of course there isn’t too much ocean property in Az, either. Surely others have already mentioned it, but what has BSU done in baseball? Basketball?? BSU is a small time school that has perfected a system and have found success. Hooray! They may lose the recipe for alchemy, but they will always be a small time school in a small time conference. They do not belong in the PAC no matter how much expansion is done.

6) North/South makes the most sense to me. No matter how many times the Ducks do it, I never get tired of seeing the Mutts take a beating. Cal and Stanfurd have traditionally been good games. What I will miss though, is watching $C get their asses kicked by Oregon, year after year. (There are a hell of a lot of poundings we took that we still need to make up for).

Both Arizona schools are usually really good games each season. Again, I like playing everyone every year.

7) I’ve always had respect for Cal football, but this year especially their coach (a former Duck assistant, BTW) and team and fans left a sour taste in my mouth. I could enjoy seeing the Ducks crap all over the Bears for the next decade. $C? See #6. Others will disagree (esp. those who attended one of the 2 schools – but I went to U out of state) but OSU isn’t my biggest rival. I rather like the Beavs. But I thoroughly despise the Lap Dogs. Happily, it is mutual.
a) UW Mutts, b) $C Trojans, c) CalBears

8) Traditionally the Pac10 has been the home of parity. Usually seems like there is 1 really good team at the top and then 5,6,7, and 8 win teams below. No one knows what the new additions will bring to the conference. So we’ll just have to see.

9) Would have been Michigan, but – been there – done that. Obviously Ohio St. (and that’s been the case looooong before last year’s Rose Bowl). All I can do is say who I don’t like: Illinois and Minnesota. Illinois because they baffle me. Being in that big state and with little in state competition (Northwestern? Really?? That’s your in state competition?) Illinois should have produced what is by now a traditional powerhouse; on par with the OSU’s and Penn State’s of the conference. Yet they lose more games than they win. What the hell is wrong with that school Penn State maybe, they haven’t impressed me now in quite a while. I guess it would have to be OSU, even though you don’t want me to name them.

10) Media bias was clear and constant in the days of yore. But with ESPN and the internet and blogs and all the media, today there really is not bias. There are plenty of fans who perceive bias, but that doesn’t mean it really exists. $C was the king of the land when they were having their most recent success. But that’s because they were a very successful college team in the 2nd largest market in the country and really the ONLY football team (with a couple years of exception thanks to UCLA) in town. They were sexy and hollywoodish and cool and hot all at the same time. Now they are just mediocre. And there is still no NFL in LA!

I can’t wait for the game! And hope Auburn and Oregon do indeed sign up for a home/home here in the next couple of years. Good luck in AZ!

by ConfofChamps on Dec 13, 2010 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Auburn Game Day Traditions

Hi Tigers! I’m late to the party as well. I’ll refrain from answering the above questions, because I think they’ve been answered pretty well so far.

My question for you all is what are your game day traditions, especially when you play at home? (If this is has already been discussed, accept my apologies – I haven’t read the entire thread.)

I’ll be at the game and look forward to meeting Auburn fans in person. I’ll actually be sitting in the Auburn section, so go easy on me! :)

by just ducky on Jan 1, 2011 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

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