The UC Cal Fan's Guide To Hating Oregon
by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 9:55 PM CST
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PrintGreetings Auburn Tigers fans! TwistNHook here, from SBN's UC Cal site, CaliforniaGoldenBlogs. You might have noticed today that one of the moderators from over at RollBamaRoll went to AddictedToQuack and wrote this guide on hating Auburn. I thought, well, why should Oregonians have all the educational fun? Why shouldn't Oregon's Pac10 rivals help you guys better understand the Duck mind? Ostensibly, Oregon State fans from Building The Dam should be writing this, but a)they barely exist and b)we came closest to beating Oregon this year, so we have a special appreciation of the Nike mindset.
Now, the first thing you have to know about hating Oregon fans is that they are big doodoo heads and OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH, MY TYPING FINGERS, I'VE SPRAINED THEM ALL, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN MERE MOMENTS AGO MY TYPING FINGERS APPEARED TO HAVE ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, TOTALLY NO PROBLEMS AT ALL??? I'M A HIGHLY TRAINED BLOGTHLETE READY TO COMPETE IN THIS HIGH OCTANE HATING COMPETITION AND YET THIS SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS THAT IS IN NO WAY FALSE HAS OCCURRED?!?!? PERHAPS I SHOULD LOOK TOWARDS THE SIDELINES TO SEE IF - OH NO IT HURTS MORE THAN EVER! WHY WOULD LOOKING TOWARDS THE SIDELINES HURT ME EVEN MORE??? BUT IT HAS! IT HAS! IT TOTALLY HAS! NO FOOLING! SCOUT'S HONOR!
I'm Anatidaephobic, so I can't stay too much longer. I fear we'll get some new friends who might look at me. In conclusion, I just wanted to type, using my now miraculously healed typing fingers, how much we are all depending on you guys using the local dialect:
WAR CONDOR!
Wait, I did that right, right?
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TwistNHook here, from SBN’s UC Cal site
Is that the University of California California?
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:03 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Double the California, double the self-loathing.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
He did mention something about having a finger problem...we should be charitable, right?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We prefer Berkeley University of Cal Alameda
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Go BUCA!
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Dumbass
It’s the University of Oregon at Berkeley.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You would say that, Oregon fan!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You would say that, Cal fan!
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
ARE YOU BOOING ME? ARE YOU BOOING MY INJURED TYPING FINGERS SPRAIN? HOW COULD DO SUCH A CLASSLESS THING. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE ARE SO CLASSLESS!
Unlike me!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I’m just wondering which of your mods you are going to suspend because of your feigning typing injuries.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Soon to be announced: Kodiak will be suspended from the Cal-Southern Miss Open Thread.
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Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Now there’s a UC Southern Miss? Your school are spreading faster than Kevin Riley’s jock itch.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Thank you all for your attention...
…I just want to make it clear that I acted alone and without the knowledge, direction, or instruction of the goddamn morons in charge of CGB senior staff members of CGB. It was my decision and my decision alone to signal Mr. TwistNathanielHook to feign an injury which inhibited his ability to inflict more inanity upon the blogosphere in a timely fashion.
Accordingly, I will accept whatever disciplinary measures that they deem appropriate. Please do not judge CGB by my rash and overzealous actions.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 9, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You have brought great shame upon your ancestors.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
There's a reason
It was called the OREGON trail.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Beacuse of a love for dysentary?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
So the bears
Shit in streams. Now I understand why they’re your mascot.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Anything to give you Oregonians dysentery.
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
What? What? Don't leave us hanging!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
The cannibals win. They always win. And they get to re-write history. Unless they eat the parchment paper as a salad.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 9, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Yes. Clearly, I should have found a quasi-intelligent patsy instead of the rough equivalent of an excessively hirsute bread mold.
All I can hope is to learn from this.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 9, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Teh hirsute can be shaved off. Anatidaephobia generally requires professional counseling.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Firstly, FEIGNING WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGA BOUT!?!?
Secondly, I had no idea that OhioBear was taking such actions. He will be executed at dawn.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I unliked you weeks ago.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Somebodys upset I nutpunched them!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I have a strict policy of never apologizing when necessary, and unliking people that smack me in the junk.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
These southern gentlemen don't allow F bombs
Prepare for teh banhammer.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
This leads a swear word or two won’t matter much in the long run.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I love how the guy that wrote that fanpost made one at ATQ a couple of days ago talking smack about how AU was going to beat Oregon and also made another one over here encouraging AU fans to come to ATQ and help him out, and after a few of us fired back at him, he deleted both posts. And now he’s all hurt because the Bama one actually worked.
oh sweet irony.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
And he's mad at us for leaving it up.
I’m not taking down the Mona Lisa of comment sections.
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Dude, CGB has had like 40 posts with better comments than that!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
yeah, but those are just posts of you and Rishi arguing. this one at least let other comment
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I resent that, I have contributed some slap fights with Rishi of monumental stupidity and inanity. Where’s my recognition?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Here's your recognition DC: $C Sucks!
Is that better?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
NO.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:24 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
There’s no pleasing you, is there?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Not really, I am a miserable old git.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Well, at least you are miserable and old!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I don’t git it.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
[groan]
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
How about this?
USC was my safety school.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:37 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
How about this?
I didn’t apply to any California schools because they are quite literally beneath me.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:39 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Did you go to UC Stratosphere?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:41 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
What, do you live on a map or something?
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Don’t try and pretend like you weren’t really hoping to get into the other Cardinal school in the Pac 10.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
That one was my safety school. Seriously. I only applied to Cal and that other school.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Were you daring the gods to send you to Palo Alto?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:55 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I took great pleasure in turning them down.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:56 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I sent their postcard back to them covered with Cal stickers with the “no thanks” box checked.
They actually sent me another postcard asking to clarify whether or not I wanted to attend.
Geeeez…
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 10, 2010 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Hey, you run a private university, you make damn sure that you know whether or not there’s any revenue tuition coming in from someone.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 10:23 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Guess what, really smart people?!?
I applied to Oregon and Arizona State. Don’t roll your eyes at me – we all have our priorities.
by daisyduck on Dec 10, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Does anyone care
that I applied and got into Wazzu, UofO, Central Washington and USC…
The choice was easy cuz my brother was a senior at Oregon my freshman year and I didnt want to live in Watts, Pullman nor Ellensburg.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 10, 2010 1:38 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I’m not rolling my eyes. My brother went to Oregon for a BA and a JD, because his priority was to get out of Orange County CA ASAP.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I left OC for Berkeley and never looked back!
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I know. I didn’t even apply to U$C and they pursued me relentlessly.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well don’t I feel like the tramp at the party for letting them catch me?!?!?!?!?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I didn’t apply there, because I didn’t want to send them any application fee money.
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Its true! Its true! I applied to Washington State. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?! I JUST LOVE BROADCAST JOURNALISM SO MUCH!!!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Get it right
Well, I’m from Oregon University of Oregon at Oregon, Oregon.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
We're DESSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPICABBBBBBBBLEEEEEEE!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
ohh double california!!
what does it meeaaan???!!
Its so beautiful
by BLAZERDUCKs on Dec 9, 2010 11:58 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Hey Oregon fans
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:15 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
And three years later, the Ducks are going to the National Championship game. I think this picture used to get me upset, but I can’t remember anymore.
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You see Auburn fans how mentally challenged Oregon fans are????? THEY CAN BARELY REMEMBER 3 YEARS IN THE PAST! They appear to all have dementia now.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You’re just upset nothing memorable has happened to you recently.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You remember all your losses?
You have a really good memory.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Losing to Jock Licker and Crew
…not exactly a badge of honor, is it?
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh we’re not proud of anything that happened that day.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
But then again,
It has been a long time since Cal football has been proud of anything. amirite?
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, we crushed UC Davis 52-7
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
au contraire!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
That was an entire year ago!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Cal capping another mediocre season?
we’ve been witness to that for generations
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:45 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You sir, are mistaken. I have been a Cal fan for 40 years. In that time I have, more times than you could possibly count, longed for, dreamed of, prayed for, the glory of a mediocre season.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:48 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You sir, are a romantic dreamer. Kudos.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 10, 2010 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That dude’s a lady, man.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
oops, excuse me, ma'am.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 10, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You were once like us, David Piper. You were once like us.
and now look at you. Like no more than your common USC fan. For shame, David Piper. FOR SHAME!
Why not Pay It Forward? Someday you will not be 12-0. Someday you will be mediocre again and unable to go to a bowl game after the NCAA sanctions you due to LaMichael James department store santa rampage!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
but we'll still be better than the Beavers, right?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:56 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We won’t!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:56 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
this is why we got Colorado in the conference
so you’ll have somebody to beat up on and feel good about yourselves
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:02 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Are you not readinga bout how we crushed you in womens basketball last year or something? They not teach you reading up at Eugene Community College? Just like they dont teach women how to play basketball very well
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:05 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
you crushed us in mens basketball, too
have we won a basketball game in the Bay Area in my lifetime?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:10 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
May your long national nightmare never be over!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You guys have some really bizarre nicknames out there.
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 8:44 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
…well played Rishi. Well played…
Jerk.
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
RILEY NOOOOOOO!
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You cut me deep.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Let's play a game... Let's post pictures of the bowls are teams are going to. I'll go first
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Silly Matt Daddy
We aren’t going to the Fiesta Bowl. We’re going to the BCS Championship Game. It’s way more awesome and prestigious, and if we win it, we get to call ourselves BCS Champions for a whole year!
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
THAT'S AWESOME!!!
what bowl is Cal going to? and what do they get to call themselves for a year?
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The best public university in the world?
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by Rishi on Dec 9, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't post that on teh UW Dawg Pound
you’ll be sure to catch a ban
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I had a ban, but then, much like Cameron Colvin, I dropped it.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You bang fuskie chicks too?
Who knew…
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You go to Michigan?
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I can’t wait to play the University of California California Institution of Higher Learning next year
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
you skipped a question
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You root for UConn?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Bowls are teams?!
WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!
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by Rishi on Dec 9, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Am I doin' it rite?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 1:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
How 'bout now?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 1:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Uh, I think you went a little too far. Especially with the first one. This is all in good fun, but Jahvid Best was nearly paralyzed. There isn’t anything funny about that.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And the Injury to Dixon's knee
Cost him his college carrier, the Heisman, our season and very nearly his Pro carrier. Do you think that’s funny?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 1:38 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, I think there is a very clear difference between injuring ones knee and nearly being paralyzed.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:40 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I think
you wouldn’t have bat an eye if it had been a picture of Kenjon Barner from earlier this year. You have very real ties and very real emotions when you look at that picture. The same way I do when I saw Dixon rolling around on the ground.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 1:51 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, I do appreciate that there is an emotional strength to the fact that I saw that occur just 20 feet away.
That said, I think there is also a big difference between watching an injury occur where the injury is obviously severe, but not life-threatening and watching an injury that is life-threatening. Watching Jahvid’s family come out onto the field. Seeing all the players in prayer circles. It was sad, it was surreal. It reminds me of the true unimportance of sport and why having fun, even in a digital format, is much more important than taking winning or losing that seriously.
In conclusion, fuck you Oregon! May Cal always defeat you in women’s basketball.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:53 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck you.
Furd band rocks!
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 10, 2010 1:57 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
OH NOW YOU’VE REALLY DONE IT!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:58 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Furd band rocks!
Now, why would you go and say something so obviously hurtful and untrue?
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 2:32 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I sat in the stadium for 20 minutes thinking Best could be paralyzed or even dead. That one won’t ever be funny. A guy’s career being ruined isn’t funny either. But paralyzed or dead is even less funny.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:43 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Damn, this has really harshed my buzz.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:44 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You may have to go back to your 35-year consulting career and resuming observing the way senior management operates. What a drag.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:46 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
- resume observing
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:46 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Sigh, I remember that. I’ve never heard Memorial so quiet.
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 8:40 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s all the quack. Quack is one helluva drug.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:39 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This is classless even for a Duck fan. And that is really saying something. Jahvid almost died on this play…
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 2:17 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
From the depths of Hell I strike at thee.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
that stings a lot less once you've made the Natty
in the meantime, we have a couple of nice new Pac-10 championship rings to stare at. You have any of those?
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:46 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks to SC’s shenanigans, we do actually! Well, we didn’t actually get the rings. But still!
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 12:47 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
So you don’t have any then? I see.
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by Takimoto on Dec 10, 2010 12:48 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
But we have some really nice laptops.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
we used to
I think they’re somewhere in Mississippi now
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Actually, i have a really great amethyst ring that I think you’d love. And I havea Prince Albert. Thats not really a ring, though, but its in the jewelry family.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
More like it’s in the family jewelry, amirite?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:37 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Do funyuns count? B/c I <3 funyuns. Oh wait, I don’t have any of those either, DAMMIT
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes as a matter of fact.
Arrivistes.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They give the bloggers rings?
I never got a ring in 2006!!!!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You’re now so familiar with the national championship game you’re making it share a nickname with the worst beer in the world?
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You haven't learned yet Twist
This is how we slow to Oregon:
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:17 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
slow down Oregon, that it.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
IS THAT GUY OK!?!?!?!?!
HE LOOKS SERIOUSLY HURT!!!! IS HE GOING TO BE ALRIGHT?!?!?!
12-0
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Don’t worry, our trainers are awesome!
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by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I’m so worried. WAS HE OK???
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He was OK! But the sideline caught some collateral!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12-0
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 10:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He’s clearly meditating, and you can do that hippie shit on the sideline!
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The tunnel has bad fung shui
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Tuinei gonna get ya!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
WE BEAT YOU BY 2!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 9, 2010 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Remember, we're talking Cal! Translated to Duck-ese, losing by 2 is like winning by 40!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Nobody told me there’d be math in this Hating Primer?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We were going to, but then we were afraid you'd throw a hissy fit and run off...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 9, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
There’s math in everything we do. It’s what happens when you get a quality Oregon education, and not some no-name Berkeley degree.
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I dunno
After today, I am totally lost on how many national championships Alabama has won. I’d think I’d know the formula from our USC brethren by now…
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s somewhere between 1/2 and 40. That’s what I could figure out.
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
For your purposes, it’s “a lot.” That should fit into the Oregon counting scheme of “one, two, more.”
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Who invited the rubber?
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We’re around… waiting patiently.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Its gonna be a long wait, methinks
Thanks Hackett Kiffin.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 9, 2010 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Perhaps you’ve heard about this unpleasantness about bowl bans and scholarship reductions.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No. Tell us more!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:06 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Haterrz have succeeded in slowing down our awesomeness.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:24 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
A 37-point improvement! You are in so much trouble!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:05 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Next year we’ll win by 35!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And the year after, by 72!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
2014 shall be the most glorious year of them all!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:37 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Has an Auburn fan left a comment yet?
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by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 11:01 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Auburn has fans?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rishi's here
12-0
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 9, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This is how Cal loses rivalry games….
And this is how UO wins rivalry games…
Take notice of the fact that UO isn’t losing by half of a thousand points.
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by CaDuck on Dec 9, 2010 11:04 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
To be fair...
Cal isn’t very good at football.
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by Takimoto on Dec 9, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, we are in the women’s volleyball Sweet 16. You are not. Take that!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thats funny, bc Im the regular season fantasy football champion in my league! TAKE THAT, TAKIMOTO!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We’re 2 points worse than you guys. Plus a couple other losses here and there.
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh…So that’s Oregon math. When you run out of fingers n’ toes, you just sorta round up to a increments of a thousand. Cool.
Pardon me, I’m going to go curl up in a corner and cry some more.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 9, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
you're doing it rong
this is supposed to be a thread about hating other teams, not self-loathing.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
DC, I would have thought you would have learned to understand us better than that, with all the time you have spent at CGB.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:08 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I didn’t realize that it was so powerful and overwhelming even when elsewhere.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And you call yourself a Scottish soccer fan!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I don’t want to admit that we are such kindred spirits, but the truth will out.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Okay fine. I admit it. I hate all non-traditional Christmas carols, too.
/sighs
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 10, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, do you hate The Little Drummer Boy?
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I do.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:28 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
But that’s my favourite Christmas carol!
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It was ruined when I heard someone do a version of it that had no drums, but some crappy ass drum machine techno beat. It pissed me off.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:32 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
There’s an antidote to that! It’s called listening to the Bowie and Crosby version [1]
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 10:50 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That’s the second worst version.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Which means i"m a great duck fan!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Shouldnt that be “caroul.”
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, except Carol, the hot bartender who bartended our Christmas party last year.
Deck the hall indeed!
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
What about The Little Drum Machine Boy, Beck’s contribution to Hanukkah music?
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
A pox on him, waving his sticks around and making noise. Get off my damn lawn!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 10:28 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Even “Happy Holidays – Is What Terrorists Say”??
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:24 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Last night’s ep was hilarious! Best of the season…
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Its a Druid Solstice Miracle!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Ha! Jokes on you! I don’t know how to click on links!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 11:31 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Half of a thousand is five hundred! I bet they sell double quarter pounders in Oregon, not half pounders! I had to explain that last part for all the Oregon peeps!
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 12:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And then explain to them how to pump gas.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:28 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Can you also explain to them about the importance of the spotted owl habitat? They seem to love getting rid of it!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I think the Stanfurd Band already explained that to them.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Overgrown clear cuts are where the food is
You’ll understand after SHTF.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 10, 2010 12:38 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
SaMichael Hames Touches Females?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:42 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Sec119 Heckling TwistNHook’s Frenemies?
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 12:55 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I didn’t know you liked to wear red.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 8:23 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Meh. Spotted owls are pretty much useless. And they aren't that cute, either.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 12:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
If that picture was in slightly higher resolution, you would be able to see the tear from the little owl’s eye because of the cruel things you said about it.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I SAID MEH.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Without the spotted owl, who will keep the aardvark population in check?
Rodents breed exponentially!!!
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 10, 2010 1:40 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Really? Spotted owls (which are on average 1.5 feet tall and weigh 1.3 pounds) prey on aardvarks (which are on average 4 feet long and weigh 115 pounds)? REALLY Kodiak? Are you sure you want to stick with this answer? Really?!
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Those spotted owls are vicious!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I’m imagining a flock of owls (maybe 8-10 owls) swarming the aardvark and pulling it apart, like a pack of piranhas. Except owls swallow their food whole. So, realistically, there are a few issues with that scenario.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They hunt in packs much like the torosaurus!
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The triceratops (BTW, torosaurus is no longer a valid species name) would form herds like cattle or wildebeests—for the purposes of avoiding predators. Triceratops were herbivores, though, so they didn’t really hunt. Unless you consider eating a stationary bush “hunting.”
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You could argue that finding yourself eating a stationary bush is exactly the result of a successful hunt.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Ah, I see we both went in the same direction with that one.
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rishi hunts bush all the time.
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
So, paleodon, you finally admit that aardvarks are rodents! HA!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I don’t know who paleodon is, but he can admit to whatever he likes.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Your evil twin, right?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe my secret evil twin.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Spotted owls are rodents, Dr. Kod.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Why only drink half of a pounder?
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 8:22 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This is how UO loses rivalry games
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by TwistNHook on Dec 9, 2010 11:32 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
UO's rival is the law?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 9, 2010 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Only from February to August
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by norcalnick on Dec 9, 2010 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They fought the law and the law won! Mostly because it faked injuries.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And what a close loss it was! Wait, it was a win?
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 12:55 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
What just happened?
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
by jd is legend on Dec 9, 2010 11:59 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Pac-10 Baby!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:12 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You just walked into a Grade A flame war between two of the fiercest rivals in sports.
That’s what they always say about Cal. We’re fierce!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:17 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We are, after all, the NCAA Men’s Crew National Champions!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:20 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
rowr.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
me-ow!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He’s still gloating over $C’s water polo championship.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:37 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Giddy up!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm still gloating over out Indoor track championship last year
we own all you bitches!
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
What about the time we won Pac10 Blog Of The Year? YOU CAME IN 14TH!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:55 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And that was before ROT set in, so there were only nine!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:59 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
How does it feel, ATQ? 14th out of 9.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:05 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
you can go to our homepage and see the nice little “best Pac-10 blog” award thingy on the right sidebar.
I’m sure whoever voted on that was extremely drunk at the time.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Probably drunk on the bay area’s superior brewery and cannabis options!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:14 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Drunk on POWER! MWAHAHAHAH!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Dec 10, 2010 11:15 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We didnt even get runner up???
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Also that was so far back we awere still at blogsome.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
thebandisoutonthefield didn’t get nominated? Why did I sign up for an account then!
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
obvious running from the law joke is obvious.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:56 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
WNIT Champions! And 3-0 against the Ducks in the process! HA!
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:58 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Is that a OSU dating site?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:59 AM CST up reply actions 9 recs
that is so rec'd
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:02 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Damn. Don’t need many recs to go green on this blog. You’re a real tight-ass admin, Dave.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
by benzduck on Dec 10, 2010 3:58 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I so do hate the California Golden Bears
we’ve been involved in so many fierce rivalry games over the years that we have names for them, like ________ and ___________ and who could forget the _________ in 19__.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 12:48 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Smoking pot really is bad for your memory.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 12:54 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You misspelled 2007.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:55 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Also 2006 and 2008.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:00 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
we just flat out sucked in those games
I’ve got no excuses there. 2006 was a particularly pathetic ass-kicking.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:01 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I have a particular fondness for 2008. Sitting through that monsoon was worth it to see the ball snapped through the end zone for a safety. There just aren’t enough safeties these days.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:03 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
There aren't enough monsoons
I remember sitting in a monsoon in ’05 for an overtime game. I was fond of Joe Ayoob. Watching him was priceless.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:05 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You only say that because you are too young to remember J Torchio.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:07 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
2007 was a great year.
We played Houston, Michigan, Fresno State, Washington, Washington State, Stanfurd, USC, and Arizona State and went undefeated at 8-0. I’m not sure why we only played eight games that year, but I’m fairly certain that there were no more.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 1:00 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Funny season, 2007. We only played five games plus a bowl.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:01 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
it's funny how seasons just disappear sometimes...
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:04 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
If you start complaininga bout how boring all those Rose Bowls are, I’m getting you banned from this site. I dont know how Ill do it, but goddamned it Ill do it
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:06 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The only thing I am going to complain about is your typographical tic of moving the letter “a” from the start of a word to the end of the word preceding.
Besides, I never said those Rose Bowls were boring, just that I never quite got round to going to any of them. And, as usual, CalBear81 started it.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:08 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I would give my right arm, my left leg, one-third of my liver, and my entire appendix to see Cal play in the Rose Bowl. I hate you so much, DC Trojan.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:17 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s only a matter of time. And for heaven’s sake, keep your liver intact, just in case.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:19 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s only a matter of time.
As in: I’m running out of it.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 1:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I believe, CalBear81, I believe.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:32 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I like the unshaved bushes
But I’ll pass on the tits pointing towards China.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 10, 2010 1:08 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You know what they say.. If there's grass on the field,
get out the lawn mower.
Oregon Ducks. Undefeated vs SEC since 1977.
by benzduck on Dec 10, 2010 3:57 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I wished to give a gift to Auburn fans (besides this fanpost). I know how much all of you just LOVE Sex And The City!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 12:38 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
That’s just nasty, Twist.
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, Oregon, here is how you love rivarly games
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:13 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Fudgetickles, that should say lose!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:13 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
it doesn't make any sense with either spelling
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 1:20 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, Oregon, here is how you love rivarly lose
That doesn’t make sense either …
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 1:21 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, Oregon, lose is how lose love rivalry lose
Is just nonsense, Twist.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
And yet its the most intelligent comment ever made on a SEC SBN site!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 1:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
This is the most public yet of CGB's many humiliations.
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 2:20 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
It is lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:03 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Look at it from the bright side
Homeless ppl can’t watch our games from a hillside.
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 10, 2010 2:22 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Only because Springfield is on the same plain as Eugene.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 2:23 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I got laid once
After a late night visit to Larry and Cathy’s diner in Springfield. How about you?
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
by Old Ducker on Dec 10, 2010 2:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I hear they have some great meth in Springfield.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 2:33 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Sir, I wouldn’t grace that dump with my presence if they paid me so to do.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 10:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They’re worried their bags of cans might get stolen!
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 2:25 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I think that’s great actually, we don’t spend money on a recycling program at Memorial b/c the homeless take care of it for us!
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 9:55 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You say that like it’s a good thing.
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
wow...
I can’t believe I wasted 45 minutes of my life reading all this garbage. I learned absolutely nothing except why they support abortion in both of your states so much. . .I award neither of you any points and may god have mercy on your souls.
by Daniel Downing on Dec 10, 2010 5:33 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
I'm so sorry...
Was someone holding a gun to your head, forcing you to read all of that?
It was meant to be a parody of the AU/UA thread over on ATQ.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 8:25 AM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd for "getting it"
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
by 071903 on Dec 10, 2010 9:22 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Daniel seems to have issues. I’ve been enjoying it, but where is all the hate damnit. If I don’t see someone stabbed by a trident soon, I am breaking out the fire hoses.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 11:40 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I've got a hand grenade.
Will that suffice?
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
by 071903 on Dec 10, 2010 1:27 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Only if it’s Norwegian!
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That took you 45 minutes to read? Show-off!!!
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
And they say that education in the South lags!
8
by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You can READ?!
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I’m impressed that he was able to clean off the crayon from his monitor.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 10, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No disrespect intended
but don’t you have your own fan sites to talk about this Cal/Oregon rivalry that has nothing to do with Auburn?
by JayTS on Dec 10, 2010 8:06 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
I think that you missed the joke....
This is in response to the RBR posting of their “How to Hate Auburn” primer over on the Oregon Blog.
The difference is, the Cal and Oregon folks have a sense of humor, and have made this ridiculous and silly — on purpose. Compare that to the one over on ATQ, which is ridiculous for an entirely different reason.
Lighten up a bit.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 8:23 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I like you AU Tiger.
I’ll kill you last.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 8:28 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Is it ridiculous because JShufelt spent the entire time in a giant clown suit covered in blood?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:04 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Really, its more common than not.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Where’s the Beer!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 8:46 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We Touch Balls?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 10:07 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Where’s the Beef
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:08 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They’re full, we had to find new grounds to cover!
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
NOOOOO
“That’s right Shufelt…you said that!”
.
“I lied.”
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 8:36 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Oops
Meant to be a response to JShufelt, above.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 8:36 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It’s a rec either way.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 8:39 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I have recd this for being an awesome AU fan.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:04 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, at risk of incriminating myself
in terms of guilty cinematic pleasures, I almost took the screen name “It’s Not a Toomer.”
Still, Commando has got to be one of the richest source of one-liners.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Where are all your friends? We’ll play nice! Except for that one Duck fan who posted a photo of a player nearly getting paralyzed.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:20 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You're worked up about that?
All I can say is….let off some steam, Twist.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 10:10 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He’s just mad because it was a cal player.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 10:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Now now now, let’s play nice!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:12 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, to be serious
(and all one-liners aside, which is what that last comment was about)
I cringed when I saw Best reach the top of that arc….I wondered if I wasn’t about to see a player killed on the field.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 10:14 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, are you trying to tell us that you actually watch PAC-10 football over in Alabama?!
by ArbyOSU on Dec 10, 2010 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit! Next thing he’ll say he watched the World Cup this summer, too
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I know
But it’s the truth.
And it’s as strange as Pac-10 fans actually watching SEC football, instead of complaining about it in sweeping generalities.
I kid, I kid. You guys have been great.
So far.
The trailer-dwelling, inbreeding, and literacy jokes have been kept to a minimum. Usually, that’s the trifecta of low-hanging fruit when Pac-10 fans start poking at fans of SEC teams.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The trailer-dwelling, inbreeding, and literacy jokes have been kept to a minimum.
Don’t worry, the ducks eventually stop bragging about campus life in Eugene. You just need to wait them out.
by ArbyOSU on Dec 10, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
This joke doesn’t work. OSU is in Corvallis and Eugene isn’t Springfield.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Eugene and Corvallis are both perfectly pleasant cities with only low levels of inbreeding and illiteracy.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I would never post or make fun of any player being potentially paralyzed. That much I can promise to you. HOnestly, I’ll never make fun of any player being injured ever.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
What if it’s because of a hilarious situation in the kitchen where the player is trying to make pizza dough naked, so throws it up in the air, but it lands smack in his eye, causing him to crash backward, tripping over a chihuahua and falling off his 2nd story balcony into a swimming pool except it’s a belly flop so he gets a nasty rash.
What about then?
It’s a nice place for people to go watch your stupid [2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants].
by Spazzy Mcgee on Dec 10, 2010 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I already let off steam twice this morning. And now Im out of socks!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
This is a terrible joke, but I still cqtm.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Coveting Qatar Terror Machines?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes. I love me some exploding ink jet printers.
No postseason for Cal? GO DUCKS! All aboard the bandwagon!
by paleodan on Dec 10, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Hang out with us, please!
lonely … so lonely …
by sec119 on Dec 10, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Don’t disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:01 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yo, all my Auburn fans at? I know you guys out there! Don’t make me say positive things about Alabama to get you out of the woodwork. They’re playing that song that you love, come out to the dance floor!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:08 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Yawn.
Ya’ll don’t do hate well.
This is like watching Greek men, leg wrestle……its gay……not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Of course its hard to hate when you’re high.
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
by Col.Angus on Dec 10, 2010 9:23 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
and there's also the little fact that Cal and Oregon are in no way rivals
--Dave
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by David Piper on Dec 10, 2010 9:27 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
BOW TO YOUR LEADER
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh Dear GOD!!!
Its true!!
Nike has NO shame!
How many Ducks put on their Red Nikes and drank Vodka and Barbituate cocktails after this abomination reared its ugly head, er body….er whatever that is.
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
by Col.Angus on Dec 10, 2010 9:40 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thats not Iman in a weird David Bowie video is it?
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
by Col.Angus on Dec 10, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
No, Iman's beak is longer...
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
DAN BIRDWELL
by rn4au on Dec 10, 2010 9:48 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
and other things quite a bit shorter...
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
DAN BIRDWELL
by rn4au on Dec 10, 2010 9:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Now THAT iiiiiiisssss gay.....
Not that there is anything……wait…..no that is so very wrong. So very, very wrong.
Gay and wrong…thats what this is.
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
by Col.Angus on Dec 10, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I just went cold
as if all the joy just got sucked out of the world…
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake -Tyler Durden
by Odd-duck86 on Dec 10, 2010 1:04 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
We have no idea what that is.
We’ve never seen it before, don’t claim it, and wish it would go away forever.
PS: please make the lambs stop screaming.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 10, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I was about to say....
I was unaware of the “bad blood” between you two. However I must confess, we have too many teams to hate in the SEC to worry about another teams hate.
Col.Angus may be rough, Col.Angus may not smell like a bed of roses, but deep down Col.Angus is very sweet. If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head!!
by Col.Angus on Dec 10, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Speak for yourself Col.
I have more than enough hate to go around.
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Dec 10, 2010 11:47 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Cal fans are sad.
This is merely because Oregon had as many GameDay visits in 2010 as Cal scored points in 2009.
Twist, Ed Dickson is on line 4. It’s regarding a “Jailbreak Screen?”
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
by 071903 on Dec 10, 2010 9:26 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
When I picked up,071903, he asked me what I was wearing. Are you sure it was Ed Dickson?
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 9:33 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He fears rugby shirts.
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
by 071903 on Dec 10, 2010 9:45 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Cal has the best rugby shirt team in the history of college sports!
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
You mean the one with 25 National Championships in the last 30 years? That one, atoms?
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Farm, after they've seen Berkeley?
by CalBear81 on Dec 10, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I thought he was too busy dropping potential game-winning TDs in the NFL right now?!
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by Rishi on Dec 10, 2010 9:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I’m not sure if that is a zing or not.
I’m going to go with my default answer for “Rishi” posts.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:02 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
All my secrets – revealed. NO!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
It’s pretty darn good fa-shizzle.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Dec 10, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
1) Because it’s the Grinch; and
2) Because I want to know how you captured my reaction to the announcement of the USC sanctions earlier this year.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 10:11 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
You still didn’t get the national championship we vacated, you know that, right?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 10:27 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, my apologies
I should have clarified: it has absolutely nothing to do with AU’s lack of championship in 2004. I’m a more recent convert (not affiliated with AU until 2008).
It has everything to do with hating USC. Hated them for years — even before I had D-I A team to follow. Hated them back since about the time of Robinson’s second stint.
Can’t say why. It’s an irrational hatred like that. Maybe it’s an intense, deep-seeded hatred of the McDonald’s-inspired color scheme. Maybe it’s because I’m a closeted, repressed UCLA fan, trying to project my own wretched self-loathing onto some external group.
Maybe it’s my own personal version of “Fuck Clemson.” Can’t really say. Sorry.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 10:49 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Even though your hate is sadly misplaced, I can respect the level of spite. And the second Robinson go-round left me a tad bitter.
The only thing you might sort out is your timeline about the Golden Arches – we had the color scheme first and they copied it… San Bernadino isn’t where you go for peak inventiveness.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 11:02 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I know that you're right on the timeline
I just hadn’t thought to phrase it as “every time I see their colors, I think of Ronald f—-ing McDonald.”
And I guess I should feel bad. I’ve never had a bad run-in with a fan or anything like that.
Still, I wouldn’t say that the hate is misplaced. It’s actually kind of fun. I was over the moon in 2006, when they stumbled against the Bruins.
After skating out of their near-disasters against Washington and Washington State (and a loss to a then-unranked Oregon State) that year with the media still gushing over them, it felt like karma had finally set things right.
It gave me a warm and fuzzy, yet hateful feeling inside. Like hugging a cute little puppy until it’s crushed to death.
So yeah, the Grinch picture may be just about right.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 11:21 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
it felt like karma had finally set things right.
If by “karma” you mean playing a quarterback who insisted on throwing daisy cutter passes all the time, then yes.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Dec 10, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Isn’t Mickey-D’s color scheme a lighter shade of red?
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Perhaps
But the colors of both USC and McDonalds set astir an inner-turbulence when I see them: the former bred of seething, vitrolic hatred, and the latter from the traumatic memory of gut-wrenching nausea and gastrointestinal distress.
Or vice versa. I dunno.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe it’s because I’m a closeted, repressed UCLA fan…
Those still exist?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Dec 10, 2010 11:19 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know why
And maybe it’s the flip-side of the USC-Hate coin, but I find myself pulling for them, kinda’.
And then, when I see them play (e.g.: Stanford this year, among other times), I want to reach through my screen and knock the perpetually-befuddled look off of slick Rick’s face.
And in the interests of full-disclosure, no, I am not a spy sent from BruinsNation. But I’ll admit that I feel toward my team the way that the he [the guy running that site] feels about his.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
WILL YOU MARRY ME????
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by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
HE’S MINE, BITCH!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Then I guess
I shouldn’t get off on my diatribe about ToddMcShay’s man-love for Jake Locker this year — though I think EDSBS did an adequate job of holding that up for ridicule.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I HAVE ASKED YOUR FATHER FOR YOU HAND IN MARRIAGE AND HE SAID YES!
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
by TwistNHook on Dec 10, 2010 11:39 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I ASKED HIS GRANDFATHER AND HE SAID YES! TWICE!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Unfortunately, from what I've heard of you Pac-10 folks....
The reception features the ’Furd band.
And waiting outside the church? No, not friends and family throwing rice; rather, Arizona fans hurling water bottles and rocks.
Worse? The honeymoon is in Pullman.
And when it’s all said and done, you have to settle down and grow old in Corvalis.
The Pac-10…a harsh mistress she be.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 12:04 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
That sounds… AWESOME!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 10, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
WOOOOOOOO
He spelled it ‘Furd! He’s one of USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by atomsareenough on Dec 10, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Not quite
I was just hoping to see if we could get a Stanford fan on here to troll a bit too.
(The band is actually kind of cool; I wish I could actually see one of those nutjob bands, instead of the traditional deal).
(and I mean “nutjob” in the nicest possible way)
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Not to boost egos or anything
But bless you, Twist, this is an admirable thread deserving of your internet chicanery.
Season tickets $420.00
Tailgating food $250.00
Tailgating beer $89.00
Ducks in the Natty Priceless
by the_Duckinator on Dec 10, 2010 11:51 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Quite the lively interlude....
even if the humor wasn’t appreciated by all. Thanks.
by AU Tiger on Dec 10, 2010 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
There are more Stanfurd fans than Auburn fans in their own blog....
In other words, Go Bears!
by royrules22 on Dec 10, 2010 12:25 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
HAI GUYS WUT'S GOING ON IN HURR
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 10, 2010 1:12 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Wurr talkin bout Fuuutbuuuuuhr!!
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake -Tyler Durden
by Odd-duck86 on Dec 10, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
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