The Team Not Taken

Questioning another fan's loyalty is a sticky sort, so it got me wondering about other Auburn fans. Have they always been Auburn fans, or had they considered the alternative at some point? I'm not from the state of Alabama, so I never really had to make the choice like most did--to which team to be devoted . Luckily for some, it was hereditary. But some consciously chose the path. And with apologies to Robert Frost, I give you:
The Team Not Taken.
Two roads diverged in a yeller wood commercial,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, with one ESPN channel
And looked down at one as long as I could
To where it bent on the sidewalk, where it’s alumni usually stood
Then took the other, as just as fair,
But having a lessor national title claim,
Because it led to the loveliest village
Where the co-eds were not as lame
And other than for Bear Bryant, their records were about the same.
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no elephant walk had trodden black.
Oh, I constantly hear the call, of how Lord Saban is finally back!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted that from this dark side, even a Skywalker could come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
And in Jordan Hare real loud:
Two roads diverged in a state, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
To avoid the bandwagon crowd.
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Once in a vision....
I came on some woods
And stood at a fork in the road
My choices were clear
Yet i froze with the fear
Of not knowing which way to go
One road was simple
Acceptance of life
The other road offered sweet peace
When i made my decision
My vision became my release.
Dan Fogelberg – God rest his soul.
Sorry, too good of a picture to pass up using the lyrics…
Thanks
for not leaving me out all alone in the woods by myself, Joe…
How exactly do you out-recruit the national champions in their own back yard AND cost-to-coast? (Fruedian slip intended)
by War Eagle Atlanta on Feb 13, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Lovely poems both.....
I would have to quietly stalk through these picturesque woods searching for my quarry, never giving up, always in search of victory.
"An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject"-Thomas Jefferson
haha
And other than for Bear Bryant, their records were about the same.
And if it wasn’t for Vince Lombardi it would be called the Super Bowl Silver Football Trophy
And if it wasn’t for Joe Namath the Jets would never have beaten the Colts
And if it wasn’t for gravity we’d float off into space
just do what you gotta do to get yourself the off season I guess
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
Oh come on, WW!
I did that in like three minutes. To rework Frost’s The Road Not Taken into a witty dilemna of chosing football loyalty is sheer genious, is it not? Certainly a learned man as esteemed as yourself should not only recognize but enjoy the satire. I bet lurker Pete Holiday even cracked a smile.
Still not as good as my magnum opus.
Rocky Top Talk does game week haiku with opposing teams, which is immensily fun for the more cerebral CFB fan. I once thought about reworking Milton’s Paradise Lost into a recruiting farce, but I was afraid no one would get it.
Ahhh. The joys and pain of a liberal arts edumacation…
How exactly do you out-recruit the national champions in their own back yard AND cost-to-coast? (Fruedian slip intended)
by War Eagle Atlanta on Feb 14, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sitting on a history degree
Bama has a great History Department but it gives me absolutely no help in any facet of my job
I feel your pain
tho it has a really nice frame, I’m just hoping no one goes up and actually reads it
“what do you use that for?”
“um, Jeopardy?”
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 14, 2010 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Wussed
outta law school, huh?
How exactly do you out-recruit the national champions in their own back yard AND cost-to-coast? (Fruedian slip intended)
by War Eagle Atlanta on Feb 14, 2010 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
wanted to make money
and if I had to do all the reading it takes to pass law school I wouldn’t have the time to troll your nice establishment
but wussed out is probably the right term, but I have been looking into Samford
believe it or not I partied too much in college so I don’t think UA Law would take me
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 14, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
I always wanted to
major in History. It is one of my favorite subjects, but I never could figure out how the hell to make money with it.
Majored in marketing instead and now find myself trying to figure out how the hell to make money with that.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Feb 15, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I used to be in insurance
and saw more pysch majors there than I did business majors.
How exactly do you out-recruit the national champions in their own back yard AND cost-to-coast? (Fruedian slip intended)
by War Eagle Atlanta on Feb 15, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
dude
I could make a laundry, grocery, and a bucket list of the things I should have done while pursuing my higher education
the way things are now I got a lot of friends coming out of Bama with business degrees that aren’t helping em get squat – to use a really played out phrase
“it’s these times we live in”
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 15, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
“just do what you gotta do to get yourself the off season I guess”
Like post on your rivals site?
I've seen good TEAMS beat teams with great individuals.

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