Will The Real Nick Saban Please Stand Up?
By Davies Callender
Now more than any other time that I can remember, we hear our own internal criticisms that the "fabric" of our society is in pieces. Our individual morals and societal mores are rapidly changing and not for the better. As art is a reflection of our cultural intent, sports are the same manifestation in action. Sportsmanship should extend emotion far beyond the positive, disciplined athlete and manifest the same constructive behavior in its fans. This is why I became a college football fan. As a young man I recall seeing and desiring to be a part of the best that the game had to offer; first as a player then later as an enthusiast. Boy how things have changed. The sport is being challenged by the money, boosters, coaches, media and most of all, the fans. The 2011 season was the most shocking and disgusting display of mayhem yet. From the firings of Coach Paterno and Jim Tressle to the Sandusky scandal, there has never been a greater feeding frenzy for the shock jock sports radio hosts and the lunatic fringe callers that spew their venomous speech. Nowhere greater than the state of Alabama is the lunacy at fever pitch and no other fan base than the University of Alabama’s can match the vermin that infests college football. In the past, college football had leaders in their coaches, today’s coaches are demagogues. Let’s attempt to grasp the weekly paycheck of one particular coach; Nick Saban. His "take home" is around $80,769.23 per week; give or take a few thousand dollars. That’s a lot of coin just to blow a whistle. But it’s not enough for him to stand up and tell his fans to shut up, don’t poison trees, don’t make false recordings of fake meetings and if that’s not enough please don’t ear rape a boy while wearing "my " team’s jersey. Mr. Saban, when will the outrages, that you so eloquently belittle reporters with, be directed at the Scott Moores, the Danny Sheridans the Harvey Updykes and the Brian Downings? Like it or not, these individuals represent you Mr. Saban, they represent your players, they represent your recruits and they represent the University that pays your salary. You are on top of the world coach. You held up that crystal ball for the entire world to see. That makes the University of Alabama the epicenter of college football. However, the actions of your fans bring all of college football closer to an event horizon. Should you continue in your apathetic attitude towards the actions of your fan base, I believe you will be part of a few that will take college football past the event horizon and into the darkness of a singularity.
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A Translation for Bama Alumni and Fans
I feel it necessary to explain to any of the Alabama alumni and fans that may read my article that an *1.(event horizon is a boundary in spacetime beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. In layman’s terms it is defined as “the point of no return”.)
*2.(When anything reachs the singularity, it is crushed to infinite density)
*1,2 compliments of wikipedia
by Davies Callender on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions
This post is nothing more than troll bait.
This is an Auburn site. If you feel the need to devote an entire fan post to Saban and bama fans, might I suggest you take it to Rollbamaroll.com
by Jumpn_JackFlash on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Did You Bother To Read the Article Jumpn
I am an Auburn Alumni. This article is written from the heart about the disgusting behavior of the Alabama fans. Remember they did poison our trees, not to mention the whole Cam Newton bag o lies that came from the “Elephant Club”. I am sorry I hurt your feelings. What is “troll bait”?
by Davies Callender on Jan 29, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions
troll bait
is when you’re trying to start an argument on the internet. Posting something inflammatory and waiting for someone to get riled up (somebody will) .
You learned a lot of words in school, I’ll give you credit for that, but your logic falls well short. Plus, you come off like an arrogant know it all. “They” are not accountable to Nick Saban, nor is there a “they.” These are individual morons. Just be glad there weren’t any Auburn psychos acting like that and let that shit go.
by mgizmo2005 on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
i gotta ask
Did you read the article? I mean I know you wrote it, but it seems you don’t know what you have written.
It is true that many bama fans have put a real smear in the success the team has had, but the point of your article seems to be that the actions of those bama fans are Nick Saban’s fault and that my friend is a load of crap.
Saban is not paid to control fan behavior he is paid to win football games and to make boys into men. He’s definitely won football games and for the.most part he has accomplished the latter (of course there are always exceptions, but I don’t think AU folks can really say anything on this matter). To say that he should be responsible for bama fans actions is just dumb. I don’t think he condones that behavior but he is also not going to open that can of worms on.
Ps- you forgot to mention bama fans who asked for updykes on bourbon street.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Updykes autograph
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
College football will be irrelevant by the end of this decade!
fans across America are getting sick and tired of the sewer that it has become. We’re just a few more scandals away from being like MLB or NCAA BB … wildly popular in a few isolated spots, ignored by everyone else
"When I can't sleep I count Tigers"
by Triumphant Tiger on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 AM CST reply actions
Quit being vague
And be more specific with your points. I’m not really sure what you mean.
2011 Chicken Bowl Champs!
by War Eagle Atlanta on Jan 30, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions
there is nothing here that
an Alabama fan can say that wont turn this into an argument with no way to win for either fan base. move along folks nothing to see here
Please cut this crap out
Can we not do the same thing that RBR did last year and have every other post be some whiny story about Alabama? They won, get over it. We all know that we’d rather root for Auburn, win or lose. Let’s not make ourselves look pathetic here.
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