Good God! Coaching rumors. Coaches leaving. Coaches staying. And every flipping Auburn blog I know is either on vacation or dealing with real life, whatever that is. This is madness, madness I say!

Okay.

Good luck Al Borges. You will always be well thought of in Auburn.

Will Muschamp. Hope you're staying.

Tony Franklin. I hope you're coming to town, much like Santa, and bringing the spread as a big ol' exciting present.

Bama sucks.

There, that should cover things. For now.