After I found out I was a celeb at RBR, my heart filled with pride and joy. Then I became curious as to what may have been said, so I made my 5th ever trip over to ther site. I tried to register so I could comment, but was informed that, like purchasing a firearm, there is a waiting period to be able to post comments. That is the first time I've run into that.

I wanted to address my banning at dawgsports. The bammers all agree that I was banned for all the crude, rude, and undignified posts I made on dawgs' site. Well I ask those uninformed bama fans to go back to dawgsports and look at the article. Show me where I crossed ANY line. I don't recall posting anything that was out of line at all. The whole reason I went over there was because I had heard that thier MOD was banning people simply because he didn't agree with what they were saying. I thought that was wrong so I went over to check it out and was promptly banned after like two posts. To dawgs' mod's credit he did unnban me after he had a moment to realize he had acted prematurely and came here to admit as much.

As for trash talking your site, I dont know if you got the memo, but IT IS IRON BOWL WEEK! Everything is up for grabs. I don't know if you expected us all to sit idely by while you came over here and insulted us with almost every post, but that isn't the case. I just had a theory as to why you may be coming over here and I shared it, ON THIS BLOG.

For the record there is a good bit of football content on rbr, it is just hard to find.

Please feel free to comment on this. You won't get banned and as far as I know we are like a gun show. NO WAITING PERIOD.

Thank you for your time and WAR EAGLE!

As in, "Get Dr. Pepper for free". Not "Free Dr. Pepper" because him and The Snake were driving around TTown drunk out of their minds and playing slalom with coeds on the strip and now he is in jail waiting on a court date and bail to be posted. Sorry, I am just trying to get to seventy five words so i can post this link. Maybe that was enough, let's see...

FREE Dr. Pepper

We are rounding the corner folks. It seems like I spend almost my entire work day ingesting anything Auburn in preparation for this season. I came across this online yesterday. Most of you have prob already seen it, but for someone who wasn't alive in 1972 this is as close as I can get:

http://www.theamazinsmovie.com/doc.html

Also, I've sort of started my own tradition the last few years as AU football gets closer. I know everyone has seen these articles, but I like to reread 'em right before each season. Gets me fired up for home games and makes you appreciate how great it really is to be an Auburn Tiger:

http://www.wardamntailgate.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=125

http://www.coloradotigers.com/concourse/quotes_syracuse.htm

Just a few more weeks. WAR EAGLE!!!

Not to be outdone by Alabama, University of Georgia sophmore Michael Lemon is turning himself in for beatin some fellow Ga. student's ass. It apparently took place after the other dude hiwt on Lemon's woman, bad idea. Nice try Lemon, but yo're no Jimmy Johns. Go big or go home. The article gives his measurements, but I wanna know how big the other guy was:

http://www.myfoxmontgomery.com/myfox/pages/Sports/Detail?contentId=6904980&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=6.1.1

A piece of advice for all college students: Buy a damn football program every year so you know who's girlfriend you can hit on and can't.

Jimmy Johns has been arrested for selling cocaine. I'm not talking about the sandwich peolpe, I'm talking about the University of Alabama lineman. Arrested this morning in TTown. Apparently it was coke and ecstacy. He alledgedly sold to undercover cops.

Another great spokesman for the university? We'll have to see what Saban thinks. It is tough being in school on scholarship. I guess they aren't allowed to work so what is a man to do for extra cash?  Guess this.

It is all about character. As far as I am concerned let Bama keep recruiting the 5 star thugs. I'll gladly have the 2 and 3 star players who work hard and stay out of trouble.

http://www.myfoxmontgomery.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6838478&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

Saban weighed in on Kenny Stabler at his 'Nick's Kids' charity golf tournement. Like the rest of the Alabama crew he is behind Stabler all the way (and if you've ever been behind a drunk driver you know that is the safest place to be cause you can keep an eye on them and have time to react)

Saban's comments on Stabler:

http://www.myfoxmontgomery.com/myfox/pages/Sports/Detail?contentId=6770908&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=6.1.1

BTW, I love that he calls him, "a great ambassador for this university." 

3 DUI arrests I'd say he's a great ambassador for wearing a seatbelt.

Has MADD gotten in on this?

Ok, well maybe he's no longer in playing condition, but

"The Snake" was arrested over the weekend for DUI. "Well you know Elie, I just didn't think I'd had that much to drink"

But in all seriousness, touhg break Kenny, but at the same time you've got $$ call a cab. Or bum a ride , you're Ken Stabler.

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2008/6/9/548485/ken-stabler-arrested-for-d

Just took a visit to the Bama site and now I have a better understanding of why they are coming to track em tigers to talk football...NO ONE THERE DOES.

Take a look. Scroll down the page. They seem to talk about anything (vibrators?) and everything except football. The only football content seems to come from the members who post and not the editors.

It really makes me appreciate what we have here. Thanks Jay, War Eagle Atlanta, Acid Reign, and even you Arie. You guys actually keep the site going with relevant AU and college football content.

Bammers, I apologize for giving y'all a hard time for getting on thissite so quickly. Enjoy.

War Eagle.